she was finishing laying things in the closet came a friend and with the words: "we are not so accepted", began to pull out all the things back
and...
The citizens!! to
The gathering!(And the sisters)
What happened to the previously humorous resource!? Not only that the moral wickedness has been pulled up so much, and it has begun to shrink...

Mizulina called the Apple iPhone a device that is used to carry out evil actions against children.
I knew, I knew it.

Particularly good policemen in Amsterdam, in the Red Light District. They are very friendly and do not seem to be behind tourists in terms of coffee shops.
Yyy: And if you drink beer on the street, you will be fined by a smoked policeman :)))

If you slept with your wife’s sister, the spouse will never know about it...unless they argue.

Call center, we accept ads in the newspaper. There is a badly hearing bubble, in which in the background somewhere there is a bad voice TV, there is a dialogue:
Call the phone number...
A to?! to
Name the phone number that you will indicate in your advertisement.
What is?! to
Keep the TV quiet, please.
Grandmother walks into someone’s room:
I watch the TV and I can’t hear it!!!! to

A friend arranged a sysadmin in a kindergarten. And it is there just not exploited, and the furniture is dragging, and the fence is painted, in general, a multi-story))))

Nude (12:43:21 3/07/2014)
Hi to you! How are your business? How in the garden?

Daniel (12:44:57 3/07/2014)
Hi to you! It is great, thank you! I bought a shell in a trimmer, I will go to cut them the grass, like a real admin)))

You have a sense of female logic. It is logical to paint your nails first, and then ask your husband to wash your dishes, because you can’t wash your dishes with painted nails 😉

(We discuss the opening of our business)
WOW: Why do these entrepreneurial development funds just need supervision?
Probably in order to ensure the minimum rate and all...

XXX: This is what we need.

I generally have an impression:
I need money to start a business!
Bank: You are unreliable. You do not work in the market for more than 6 months, you do not have a mortgage property, and you are generally a dwarf. Go to shit!
In a year or two.
Bank - newOOO: you are doing business! The turnarounds are growing! Take a loan!
I’ll do it myself, go to the ass!

In the villages of Ukraine may appear old men

In the woods the partisans

Fuck, you’re so delicious with Linux that I wanted to put it myself.

xxx: I think we have a great family: a psychiatrist and a programmer!
YYY: Oh, and there is also a lifeblood: the one and the other.

Running on the rabbits: Intelligence like the bread in these girls %)
Don’t offend the bread :(

I don’t understand those cruises. I was in one and I got enough. What else can I do besides bushing??? What if you don’t want to drink? From boredom, I began to help the crew to pick up the cranes and drives: fill the pans, change the pads. On the question of the representative of the tour.firme, which I am doing this, I replied: "Nuddy!"
When working on a sea platform, there is no time to miss there.

I often notice that you don’t close a bottle of cola.
I just don’t like when it’s too gasy.
You don’t like toothpaste too.

The morning. The route can not long bypass the car in front of you. The driver expresses his emotions in Russian.

Passenger, echoing: Do you know that the State Duma has prohibited such expressions?
The driver, without a pause: Yeah you, citizen, the whites hugged?! to
The passenger hurried: Let me joke, man. We will not betray!

As the saying goes, we are not rich enough to buy cheap things. For example, winter boots - 8,000. only they serve for 3 years in them warm, do not wet the legs. Cheap shoes break down in a month, it is cold and damp.
— — —
Don’t confuse quality with potatoes. I bought winter shoes in the Lente for 400 rubles, I don't know why. I wore it for two years in the city, another two years - I went to work on construction, and they, fucking, are still alive, only the ropes had to change, I will continue to wear. Morality is not all good is expensive, and not all expensive is good.

I’m scared of speed too. In the car I automatically start to "press" on the brake)))) instinctively))). And taxi drivers ask if I am driving myself, because this is what drivers usually do.
WOW: they don’t know that you’re not looking for a brake pedal, but you’re trying to slow your feet on the asphalt :D

xxx: I read Harry Potter with a translation in which there was the Evil Devil. She made a car replacement for Snape, got a wonderful phrase "so even Snape's enemy will not want"
yyy: after automatic replacement in some translation of the word "meh" (in the sense of a capacity for liquids) to the word "burdy" we are chased by the word "usburdyunknuts".

The resident

Always tormented by the question, and why not simply get out of the house at night with a gasoline cane, pour all these wrongly parked, fire and go to bed?
No, in that sense – what really prevents?"
= is

The criminal code

The "Response to Mail.ru"
Question: My cat is linked to walls at a height of about a meter, he is hoping when, well you understand!? to
The best answer: Give it to the Puppetchev, he will still be fucking on the ceiling!