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[ + 18 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №130362
 06.07.2016
Then the traditional breeding and selection is the use of millennia-old API, along with a bunch of auxiliary scripts (patty microflora, forest fungus, feedback) to balance the load. Strict typing, complex self-organizing system, failure safety.

– is
For those who believe in the horrors of GMO!

Radiation exposure and the use of mutagens are now traditional selection.
Or are you talking about the strawberries of strawberries? With these methods, everything could have been done. There will be nothing more. Live yourself in your antiquity with three varieties of apples and one tomato.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №130361
 06.07.2016
In fact, normal working people even explain to children that you cannot be in the plane of movement of the instrument.

Those are children. They are sorry. And then journalists.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №130360
 06.07.2016
You know what? If humanity disappears because of the ban on genetic engineering, it will be natural selection.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №130359
 06.07.2016
When viewing reviews about the company: all the babies up to one stram, do not distract from work.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №130358
 06.07.2016
How would you describe your life in two words?

For what?

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №130357
 06.07.2016
In Grodno, two cars of GAI collided, pursuing Mercedes with Minsk numbers.

XXX: There are so many police in the country that they can’t get away on the road :)

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №130356
 06.07.2016
Prince Harry and Prince William don’t have to go to strip bars. I have to put the girls in their underwear portraits of their grandmother.

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №130355
 06.07.2016
I recently witnessed the following case. Ordinary Town Hall, Sandy. Children are playing in it. The horses are there, the machines are driving. But, as it is known, there was one "chestnut" among them. This individual glued improvised "snowballs" from the sand (or rather sandstocks?) Then they went into the rain (the rain was dry). Before me, it was good not to reach because I was walking on the other side of the street. But one man in a decent, clean costume was not lucky. He did not have time to escape the markedly fired projectile, and his white shirt ceased to be. Burned with righteous indignation, he went to the child and began to explain to him that he could not do so. And here, from wherever you go, it pops out with the usual arguments for the representatives of this species: "What are you clinging to my child??? I will call the police now!!” and further on the list. The man looked at her, silently leaned, took the sand and threw right into her judging the whole new dress. Then, without listening to the hundreds of times increased cries and threats, he departed.



Morality, I think, everyone can find out on their own.

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №130354
 06.07.2016
The French actor Jean Marie (1913) told about one of his journeys:

When I was traveling around Japan, I decided to try the famous Saké, Japanese national rice vodka. After the first drink I noticed that everything around me suddenly came into motion. I asked the cooler:

“Is your vodka not too strong?”

“Oh, don’t worry, dear gentleman,” he calmly replied, “it’s an ordinary earthquake.”

[ + 24 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №130353
 06.07.2016
The young man! Are you drunk?! to

You work at the Russian Post. Everyone has their shortcomings.

[ + 24 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №130352
 06.07.2016
Where do the male individuals come from believing that pleasure in sex is only for men? I personally want my wife to have fun. I’m not a cool lover, delivering a dozen or two orgasms overnight, but I try (not just by cheering). In addition, pleasure can be delivered in various ways.

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №130351
 06.07.2016
Dressing a helmet:
"She covers not my head, but your ass"

Security technology in Russia.

[ + 22 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №130350
 06.07.2016
I do not like good fools. They are the food for the wicked.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №130349
 06.07.2016
My head shakes... weather.
How to?
What how? How does it go? This is wowowow.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №130348
 06.07.2016
Commentary on the video about SpaceX.
I know where I will work!
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[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №130347
 06.07.2016
xx: The corporate camera was decided not to take and just rename the network folder "day of the company 2015" in "day of the company 2016".

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №130346
 06.07.2016
“It is almost positive to say that the former ladies suffered from love; the present ladies suffer from the lack of money.”

Alexei Feofilaktovich Pisemsky, 1858

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №130345
 06.07.2016
The women hold their husbands by sex, food, care.
I realized how I kept my husband by my side when he told me in the morning.
Resident Evil: Resident Evil is closed

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №130344
 06.07.2016
We came to television somehow... long ago, 8 years as...
The machines work, the welders cook, the slurries clean.
Already under the curtain, the operator says to the slug Vite - giving me to get up on the side, and you make a beautiful stream of sparks....Vitia takes the Bulgarian... 2kw Divelt splashes out a powerful beam precisely for him lens....
I don’t know what they did with the camera then...the lens probably changed...

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №130343
 06.07.2016
The Russian people are so generous and benevolent that they often attribute deep wisdom to their rulers where there is only deep cynicism.

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