Here on the box about lightning talk, and I remembered a couple of moments.

In the 1970s and 1980s there was a completely Gestapo Department of Electrical Engineering in Riga.
This beast beat everyone and everything, including the threat.

1st My mother was from a pre-war Belarusian village, and in any storm she demanded to close the windows.
“Let the lightning not pass.” I, as an advanced and calculated pioneer, and later a komsomol, repeatedly and unsuccessfully explained to her that the lightning does not fly, but shines from top to bottom, the open window is like it.
And suddenly these, from the department, tell that the warm air rising from an open oak or door can create an ionizing canal up to hundreds of meters high!
It really can fly. Right in the window.
Forgive me Mom.

2nd We calculate all these contours, engraved in the ground, the cone of the protection zones of lightning discharges, etc. and so on, we pay off, and uff...

Prepod stands up, and moving toward the exit suddenly stops, turns around and pronounces "...all this is so, but during the construction of the Ostank TV tower lightning killed the worker at the foot, when this structure, hanged with steel wires reached a height of more than two hundred meters..."

And suddenly something bad and worrisome became after the newly filed account.

As recently became known, not so much oil Turkey purchased from ISIS.

A wife is a woman to whom you say, “You’re so sexy and beautiful. I love you so much and I want you,” and she answers, “Don’t bother washing the floor...”

We even have a cooling brake!
WOW: is it how?
You drop the button and he flies.
Hit the same button quickly.
HH: And what will happen?
It will shake.

We have a new brand manager in the department. I think there will finally be another man in the department. And here I hear my colleague’s conversation with him:

BRAND MANAGER (BM): You won’t fool me that I’m going to be fooling for a long time?

My colleague (K): No

BM: It is fine. Who are you by horoscope?

K is Lion.

BM: Well then I understand.



I also understand now...

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Another strange death of a witness excludes testimony against Hillary Clinton in the corruption case.

It is not strange that some witnesses die, it is strange that some witnesses walk alive.

Yes to! They borrowed! Give more stories about cats that go away on the villages to a round state!!! to

Yes, in general, what is happening in the country, consistent mess and invasion of private life - the man is held in jail for six months only on suspicion that in the crypto container, which he does not give a password - CP, the FSB through exploits sits on the computers of people Trojans, hacking the PC of citizens and catching people's traffic, sitting on the main channels and output nodes of Tor, employers are allowed to read SMS of employees, regularly call on the carpet of representatives of Twitter, Facebook, Google and for Apple conversations on the topic of encryption, providers spy torrent traffic, and poor Russian justice also covers, considering such actions legal. But stand up...

Diamond: MIO, we are not in a fairy tale, if you lost your shoe at night, then you are not a pencil, but drunk in the woods.

Diamond: I put on glasses at meetings to remove them at the end, chew the bow thoughtfully and say, “It’s hard, but we’ll try.”

After the signing of the "Jarova Law", providers will collect from people "On log"

I am a specialist in the implementation of 1C. Update the configuration rules. Remove Configuration from Support. I decided to bring her back. I did not find a suitable team in the menu and decided to crack.
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The deprivation of innocence is irreversible.
Surgery is a scam.

hihi

And if all the problems from the "permanent standing", then why do girls paint, pick up clothes, emphasize the merits and hide the shortcomings? Is it to attract the attention of men?

I don't want to upset you, but first of all to attract the attention of other women.

Vlad: Did you not sleep?
Al: Sleeping
Vlad: Yes and time on Skype 3-00 to 5-00
AL: I didn’t sleep then.
AL: the centos converted
AL: and Pelmeni Eat
AL: I woke up at 3 o’clock and thought I shouldn’t eat peelings. Then, while they were cooking, I decided to stir the centus.
Vlad: Well, norm I am calm then

Are three-year-olds afraid of the storm?! to
ha ha! My voice is so loud "Ura! The water! and lying! Dirty!" that he doesn’t even hear the thunderstorms above his head...
And when the thunderstorm woke him up - he rushed to the window to look for such a large truck, well, and further on the new "URA!...

I add to this:

"It seems that GMOs are more profitable by sharp manufacturers of products that have rapidly weakened - it is only worth printing on the label "no GMO" "farmer natural"
The households are starting to buy them.
At the same time, any packaging can be printed in the printing."

On the bank of "Jaguar", the same sweet alcohol drink with gazes and cheap alcohol, which is so in the taste of children - a large font is written "WITHOUT GMO". Drink for health.

At two o’clock at night, in the courtyard, stealing from two cars of the GIBDD, a four flies, crashes into a cave, from the car at all the volume plays “Flight Valkyrie”.
Now I have seen everything.

No man:

I’m not a king, I’m a fucking god of friends!! to
We’re not going to meet, because I’m not going to get rid of your member. When to live?"

She is the goddess of shedding.

xxx: and where does the proga store the reports? In the installation folder?
YYY: Yes, under myself

Mr. proud > I am sitting in the Chertanovsky court, waiting for the hearing. I hear the conversation:

Why did you divorce so beautifully?
I am always beautiful...
Maybe we will divorce?
No, I still want to get married!