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Hello, I am a guy.
YYY: I am not
XXX: Who is there then?
Honestly, I was confused o_o

I have such a strange feeling as if I am the only one who is smart and everyone else is stupid.
You are becoming a woman...

Google is

The xxx:
Help me find French porn.
There is a rainy guy... a beautiful girl on and off the car (peugeot 406), then they enter a garage type room, he binds her to the ceiling with his hands, smelt with oil...

YYYY :
Please in detail. What was next? Did he marry her after that?

and ZZZ:
No, I have not married. He learns that she has a child from some Algerian, all of whom live in the Paris woods. With them live his mother, two brothers and a younger sister, who is pregnant and therefore cannot work. And one of the brothers owes money to the local mafia, because of the fact that the younger brother is a drug addict and in addition to everything lost the card benefit. She must help pay the debt, otherwise he will be killed. The guy fell in love with her. Together, they come up with ways to rob the bank in which he works.
They almost succeeded, but at the last moment the car doesn’t start and he gets to jail.
Ten years later, he, the mother, returns, meets the girl who gave birth to him. A 10-year-old son, he lives in the Paris slums among Algerians. Everyone hates him for his skin color and mocked him. She almost fell asleep and hated everyone. And him too. He takes revenge on everyone... the authorities, Algerians, the mafia... At the end of the film he dies in a shooting, and his son is picked up by a former hired killer.

The night. The Volga Coast. In the starry sky satellites melt. Three loud voices in the dark:
For World Peace and Space Prostitutes!
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
zzz (indignant): Are you against world peace?

I came to practice in the scientific center at the RAN, an introductory tour of the center.
"And here we have special equipment and so on. Soon we will be brought here a super-computer that will be part of the 10 most powerful computers in Russia. We were here at the same conference in the N-institute, there is almost the same in terms of possibilities...they have not been able to come up with a task for him for a year...")))

09:40:06) CROGOT: by the way, will we move or not?
(09:40:12) CREW: on a dumb
(09:41:55) dude_phoenix: will be
(09:42:04) dude_phoenix: and build the highest degree of socialism
(09:42:07) dude_phoenix: and the palace of councils
(09:42:14) dude_phoenix: and free sex
(09:42:18) dude_phoenix: we will beat the
(09:42:27) dude_phoenix: and everyone gets 25 cm
(09:42:35) dude_phoenix: and Aikyu 200
(09:42:38) dude_phoenix: everything will be, saish
(09:42:43) dude_phoenix: you just work)
dude_phoenix: and believe
(09:42:54) dude_phoenix: holy faith

He> let’s sleep
She> and what’s the joke?
He> and you sleep with a man just for the fun?

Telephone for the elderly:

Good thing for a cyclist. And breaking is not a pity and functionality is minimal necessary. I don’t know what the SOS button is.

The SOS button is an automatic call to programmed numbers.

3: + SMS on programmed numbers

4 + the sirene

5 + electric shock

6: + device to find lost glasses

The state benefit is that all citizens pay to the pension fund, but do not live until retirement.

In the early nineties, Peter. I am a student and I live in a community. Once a month from Ukraine comes to me the old comrade Sashko, a graduate of our institute. I let him stay overnight, and he made me feel... Sacha has a serious (at that time) business, he drove from Ukraine to Peter... gold in the form of a shapeless shell – 1.5 kg. He gave this jewelry to a well-known jewel.
Of course, nobody but me knew the details of his business and Sascha was wildly trembling.
One night, he returned to his shelter in horror and said quietly, “I have lost my gold, now hang yourself.”
I found out that he was wearing it in the inner pocket of his jacket, could not pull out. He began to shake him and found out that in the Small Market he was inclined to tie the rope and apparently the rope fell.
But it happened at 7 a.m., and now it is the hour of the night...I say, we went...
We took a taxi, bought a Chinese lighthouse and went to the Sitny Market. It was dark and terrible there, the wind was chasing the garbage on the ground, where Sashko tied the ropes, we found nothing... we walked a little more and in the meters of twenty, I shouted... Sashko, go here, you will not regret...
...You just think about it - the whole day on the market were marchers with margarine and cigarettes, spinning on the ground a chic apartment in the center of Peter (the golden straw was scratched).
...Since I hear that nothing can be corrected, I remember this story and understand that it is very even possible...

Boys look at the newlyweds coming out of the church.
Let’s scare them, one of them suggests.
I am myself! - declares the other, approaches the newly appointed spouse and
A great choice, Dad!

Wicked (14:25:52 6/07/2010)
Yesterday we went to Luxor at Darkness Eclipse. And when the pastel scene between the vampire and the grandmother should begin, he tells her, “I can’t do that, I have to ask your hand from your father and only after the wedding.”
The whole hall complained, fucking I was in shock myself, expected that the shirt would be a big fuck :)
And after that, in an outstanding silence, the girl says to the guy: "Look, I said :):): ". I was more irritated :) :)

See also "Summer. I have only one question left: why does Edward have such a face all the time that it seems to him that he has left home an on-the-spot, but I’m not sure, and the whole film is tormenting him...?

xxxx: Do you remember Vítka and Valka, who fled because of the ring?
YYY: Well I remember, stupid of course.
XXX is no. It was stupid today. Do you remember Andrew? of a parallel stream.
YYY: Yes, the norm is like that.
XXX: He is now meeting, well. I met with Mascha, the blonde woman with whom they were hanging under the lobsters.
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY She is as dumb as a trap, and Andrew is like a clever guy.
In general, it doesn’t matter who’s stupid or who’s smart. The case was so. Daveče Andruha has fulfilled his dream. I bought Mitsubishi Lancer. Yesterday we three walked on it. The man was sitting in front, next to Andrew, and I was behind. And she drove her finger all the way into the cars and asked, "What car is this?" and "What is our car faster?" There are different graces, and Honda, shortest time 15 asked. Andrew responded calmly, but slowly came out of himself. There is a culmination at the crossroads! Simply by role:
What kind of car is this?
The BMW X6
And you will overtake her.
On the road yes.
Is that yellow?
The Corvette S6
Will you overtake him?
To the fucking! I will escape! If you move to him now and start to make him mines, preventing him from getting to the lever of switching... and then if he doesn’t have a machine.
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY! I would have laughed at you! ?
XXX: So I'm curled, making the situation worse apparently :)

As a child, I loved N. Nosov’s works. I think everyone loved me, probably. So, somebody poets Flower to disguise the folk hero Unknown in the fact that he is not.
He also mastered the skill of poetry and asked him to come up with a rhythm for the word pakla. The unknown invented it. The flower told him that there was no such word. Looking at
Today's Argentina-Germany match, I realized he was wrong. There is such a word! :)

Can you have an animal home?
I’m against it if honestly.
Animals will spoil everything.
The place of animals - in the forest
Kaema: And this is what the needle tree says.

General chat of SAP-admin:
Q: What kind of property management system do we have?
The property management system is usually the wife.

xxx: Blaya, I seem to have played in Fallout anyway :(
YYY : O_O?
xxx: I am standing in the store, the guy approaches, asks to buy him a cigarette, and I think: "it's a plus to karma, or a minus?" >_<
by :DDD

German: Cool wind 7
Are you standing right now?? to
German: When I talk to you, I always stand with you
I am about Wendy.

Reply to (14:42) :
How to attract penguins? Not for the chicken. Maybe a ping pong?

The Drunk Archangel (14:43)
Not on ping, but on ping.

by Resuri (14:43) :
The question of the day: what are the Penguins pinging for?

by Resuri (14:43) :
The bubble is probably...