This is:

I will not even get up on a smoking woman right now.

So go to the doctor and treat your "probably" :)

Metro plus bus - an hour of travel - at least 40 km.
that is, your distance - (40+40)*5*2= 800 km in two weeks, if you work in five days
Gasoline costs 800 rubles. at the price of fuel at least 31 rubles, your consumption is 3.2 l / 100 km

either you have a hybrid, charged from electricity, or you think you are so profitable riding
= is
He has a hammer from a recent fight about fuel consumption.

The driver knows.
If when you turn on the green light of the light at the intersection, you drowned the tap in the floor and jumped the first to the left, and the opposite drivers driving straight and right, had to think about braking for at least a fraction of a second, know, you are not sure of yourself driving, you are a fool!
Zboy

as I played in the "okinaator" (if anyone doesn't know - a game where you are glued on your forehead a paper with the name of a character - for example, Uma Thurman, and you guess him with questions on yes)

XXX is contemporary.
YYYY: Yes
XXX is a woman?
YYYY: Yes
XXX is an actress.
YYYY: Yes
What genre is a comedy?
YYY: No
XXX is a warrior?
YYYY: Yes
Do you have boobs?
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
XXXX: The Mind of Turman?! to
yyy: (from under the table) DAAAA!!!!!!!! to

quazatron: In the competition for the best name for the f2p store MMORPG with a big break won the name "Donatello".

There are movies about dog loyalty, right? And I want to make a movie about cat loyalty, and show what cats are good and can also help and keep faith.
YYY:... and call this movie Cat!

After the first Cheetahs appeared in Africa, the gepards, for the least, began to run at a speed of 200 km / h.

specman: Today I printed a transmission ticket, found the coolest printer in the office, sent it to print in the best quality, I come to the copying room... my ticket lies on the floor in format A0

to this

I bought in the online store two hamsters of 16 kilograms each. Delivery to home. I am not going to bring it out of the store. >_<

and----

And I did the right thing) I bought hoodies in a blue sports store - there they just weigh 15,500... I thought - a bit - a couple of quarters to get. Well, 4 approaches to the biceps are one thing - and to drag your hands 2 gloves for 20-30 minutes - it's quite another) I'm already standing, angry, sweaty, I think - here's the first workout. And by the girl drunk passes, and one for me "Oh, can I have one? So that the wind does not blow me up, and it will take me away"x)

from the beautiful runet from L. Goralik:
Sereza Novikov writes in ZŽ: "Big Theatre offers to rent a benuar lodge. And what... But take for a year... and STOCK!" "And sound insulation", - immediately adds Yura, reading. And to rise up in the evenings, I think, and to yell: "Fuck! Eleven in the evening! Stop singing songs! The law is not written for them!""

What "smart" invented that a personal car, in personal use, should pay off and be more profitable? personal car is an unprofitable investment of funds, I know it, as a car owner and I consciously go for it... I need comfort and personal space, and I pay for it... I go to work alone in my car, I do not take companions, if they introduce a fee for the absence of companions, I will pay it properly and still drive alone... I listen to the music I want and at the volume that is comfortable for me... I drop the glass as I need it... I pear, how much goes in, I can crack, I can sing my favorite songs... I have paid for it, I do not want to see the faces of people on the way to work and on the way with it... what kind of profit? It’s a whirlwind and I’m consciously crying for it... but what a shitty mood I’ve had all day and all night...

From the local newspaper

In the period from January to June 2014 on the punishment of voters in the municipal houses of the electoral district on the street Bakhchivanji carried out:

...

in house No. 5: repair of the entrance door to the entrance tampon 1; replacement of the sewerage pipes in the basement; sealage of panel seams in apartments No. 41, 53, 61; windows in public places are glazed; repair of the garbage valve in entrance 2; shutters in the technical basement are made; the bombage that lived in entrance 1 is removed.

While you are here discussing the law on smokers, the Duma under noise adopts the law on the prohibition of wearing socks with sandals!

Frank Sinatra leaves his own helicopter, Hollywood, USA, 1964.
Frank, are you running in the morning?
and no.
Why, is it very useful?! to
“Maybe, but I’ve got ice from whiskey.

This is:
I propose forcibly dispose of everything that is older than 10 or 15 years, and prohibit car loans.

Let us remove you? There is nothing more beautiful than a puddle of Victory or a cane on the road, Imho.

The Light (14:53) :
(( I am going to die now... at work a thick man... yesterday in the office I got drunk... and how strange... the head does not hurt, and the feeling that I am going to die...

Anna Ch (14:54) :
How did you get drunk? :)

Tagged with (14:55) :
I got a cup of tea and saw two bottles of champagne.

More about smoking

And now, without a person who just smoked at the stop, you want to call the bus? Without smokers, you will all walk!

There was at one time the book "The Hundred Greatest Aircraft Accidents". I liked reading on the plane and offered it to my neighbors. I did not see reciprocity.

The use of olive oil as a lubricant.
One comment: What oil are you cooking?

People who look only into the prison window are considered to have seen a lot in life.