From Skype:
I got the news - in Dubai built a giant armor, shoot people with parachutes - for a fan of the latter) I immediately made a race proposal, oriented to the meat consumer - to build against the same, only parachutes not to give, shoot the deputies - to squat in the bottom) well and take money for shooting) those wishing will immeasurably - shoot)

Unknown, unfortunately

It is necessary to tell the children where the children come from and why sex is needed.
You also need to talk about contraception so that there are no children aged 14-15 years.
But the fact that sex is needed not only to have children, but also to get pleasure, can not be told before the age of 16. Even until 18.

The child will ask why you need contraception. Because if we don't know about sex for pleasure, then you don't want to have children - you don't have sex, why contraception? Not to mention the fact that under the influence of hormones children will guess themselves: tell not tell, and to the opposite sex draws.

Because even through pink glasses they look like shit. Only the pink.

It seems that GMOs are more profitable by sharp manufacturers of products that have rapidly weakened - it is only worth printing on the label "no GMO" "farmer natural"
The households are starting to buy them.
In this case, any packaging can be printed.

My mother bought Krasnodar tea, I tried it - so I drink tea, and it doesn't look like tea.
I ask why? In response, emotional outrage – what do you not see? It is said that the tea is GMO-free.

The substantive deer and sheep have the same shape for both single and multiple numbers.
Example: sheep - sheep, deer - deer.
Don’t be those existentials, dear Google!

From boredom I argued with the uncle of the most intelligent appearance in the bus, who accused me that the shirt was not filled and in general, we, the visitors, ruined everything to him, the Kievan, here.
What makes you a Kiev? Maybe you know Kiev better than me, or you are an active public figure, or you know history well, maybe you built something in the city? Apart from license?
Unlike you, I love my city with all my heart.
If I use these parameters, I am a real Casanova. I was born of a woman and I love them all very much. But the fact that no one has agreed to date with me for a couple of years shows what a loser I am.
The bus laughed loudly, and the uncle went out on the next one.

Parents are in the country, but we regularly call together - to talk, share news. Conversation with Mom.
How is it in the garden? Will there be cakes?
I don’t know, I have nothing to try. There are female flowers, but there are no male.
I: It’s like life!
and pause.
I: Mom, I am a cowboy!

1st In a Volkswagen convoy, a robot killed a man. The Financial Times journalist Sarah O'Connor on Twitter. Readers began to write to her that she was the last hope of mankind. Sarah O'Connor doesn't understand what it's about because she didn't watch the Terminator "Girls, I don't know what Skynet is. And I’t sign — I’m writing very boring things about the cost of labor per unit of product and all that.” More than 6 thousand retweets."

In anticipation of the total surveillance of all users and storing information about them, I will specifically watch only the best porn that the verifier could appreciate my subtle taste.

For the murder of a slave in itself, the state will force you to be held accountable according to all the strictness of the law.

The words of a friend.
I was driving from work, I see - a car stands on the side, next to her a girl, the wheel has broken. I stop to help. I say:
Girl, let me help you.
Are you married?
and yes.
Go on, I am myself.

There is no female friendship. It is myth.
- Friendship between a man and a woman also does not exist... We conclude that babies are unfriendly creatures.

About graduates of the FSB Academy on Black Helics:
I offer a response action - graduates of agricultural universities will travel through Moscow on black Hunter UAZs.

The Shaurmoopy Therapy! Here is!

The Pellman Spirit!

Once the envelope is in the urn, the candy is already eaten.

And my mom buys more than one candy, so one fantic in the cage is a sure sign of the presence of whole candy in the house.
My aunt is a doctor :(

On the third day of the field exit, Russian soldiers look at Bear Grills as shit, and on the fifth day even Chuck is not an authority.

On Friday, the air conditioner was running in the office, two people came, went down, wrapped something with a scotch, left.

On Monday morning, the rainbow was running again. Two came, went in, stuffed something with a scotch, left.

After a couple of hours, the Conde again put a portion of water on the floor. Two came, went in, disassembled the coney into small pieces and... and again stuffed something diligently with a scotch.

One Russian singer expressed the desire to head the coach staff of the national football team.
I can train athletes just as our players can play. I am sure that we will find a common language with them, – explained his decision Y. Loza.

I saw the rain here for the first time. literally. The wall of rain with characteristic noise moved in my direction, where it was still sunny and dry.

>Interesting, children they will order from "alibaba" or will they connect themselves?! to
Did you hold the candle? How do you know they don’t have sex? Or if a guy and a girl are sleeping, then they should publicly suck and kick each other? Not all teenagers are old.
And what about sex and children? The author is 15 and wants the same for the kids?