A child should have one mom and one dad. Or just one of them. Two mothers are a perversion, because the mother is the one who gives birth, and how can one child be born with two sticks?
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The mother is not the one who gives birth, but the one who gives birth is the biological mother. It does not correlate with my mother. My wife calls my mom and my mom too. Because a mother is a creature that cares and loves. What is there between her legs of the child does not care at all.

A lot of attention is paid to the genitals of a child’s parents – it’s just for perverse people like you, for whom dad is a member, and mom is a vagina.

And then we talked about who is getting to know...
I walk around the shopping center, I do not touch anyone, suddenly in the next shop of women's clothes a completely unfamiliar guy approaches me and declares: "Why are you so long?" It turns out, this poor man saw me in front of the store, wanted to meet, waited at the door, couldn't stand and went to understand.))) It was only worse when a cute Tajik young man tried to meet me, engaging for the start an unforced conversation: "What is your name? My sister’s name was, and I buried her recently. Such funerals are expensive. How many funerals do you have?" In general, men are full of surprises))

Do you really believe in statistics?

Sweden is firmly in the top 5 for rape, although it is far from South Africa. The United States just recently got out of the top-10.

So your argument with statistics works exactly the opposite – the more society supports “moral freedom,” the more rape. You can now start arguing that the statistics are wrong, baby.

Statistics should work, you just need to understand what you are reading. The rates of rape are higher because there are more officially registered cases of rape. That is, in more civilized countries, such a crime is not hidden because of false shame, the victim is not afraid to contact the police.

Y.LATININA: In fact, by the way, this is a very similar story with gay marriage, which is now permitted in all U.S. states by the Supreme Court. I’m neither for nor against gay marriage – I don’t have a certain opinion on this. But it is quite obvious that, there, I think that most U.S. citizens are unlikely to be in favor of gay marriage. The minority is much more active.

By the way, about gay marriage – okay with her, with marriage. I am looking forward to gay divorce. I’m waiting for these beautiful people to share a car, an apartment, a cardboard and a little dog. And for me this is completely incomprehensible in this story, because worldwide marriage is becoming less and less compulsory, and marriage is dying as a social institution, and only gay people must want to get married.

No one should help extinguish the fire, there is an Emergency Emergency Service, do not interfere with them. In case of a major car accident, let the Emergency Service and medicine work.

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I’m silent about how damaging the "help" is in the event of a fire. But I, as a doctor working in an ambulance, simply have no words on these eternal helpers in an accident! Remember, the "noble" idiots helpers! Touching a person in a car in an accident is only possible when the car is burning! Do not burn, do not touch it.

I called an ambulance, that’s all. Go to hell! You will leave him paralyzed for a lifetime, or the leg will have to be cut off, because you removed it incorrectly, and correctly - only the doctor, the doctor, and again the doctor can!

Without your help, he would have been in the hospital for half a year and drowned on his two, not a friction is terrible, but a shift. You are proud of yourself, you help them "you are heroes! And I then say to them in the eyes that a fracture, unfortunately, with a shift (in the car he was WITHOUT, it was you that moved him! Because they wanted to play in nobility!He is paralyzed for the rest of his life and will never get up again. All, his life is over. Because of you!

I apologize for the emotion. With good intentions, as you know.

You want something new every day. I have a persistence.
What do you always want, sex?
One billion dollars...

I played a crocodile yesterday.
xxx: the guy who was supposed to show the next, goes out into the center, scratches the neck
He says, “It’s really ugly.
The Voice of the Crowd: Human Multi-foot
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Memento_mori: On the street frozen, I went to the umbrella shop to see something. A bunch of different umbrellas were right next to the box. I looked at a nice one, asking how much it costs. The Seller:

This is not for sale, it is mine.

This is always so :D

A mummy-doll specialist ordered?
I am the first and I am the second.)

1 1 Imagine it. Stalker Hemul of "Zones of Defeat" took the nickname in honor of the mummy troll, and the mummy troll is not a troll at all, but a white and furry creation from a children's book)
I never thought what I would say, but this generation grew up.

You won't believe, but the SNORK is also in this book ;) And it's not a mutant in the anti-gas, but a female mummy troll ;)

You will not believe it all, but the MUMY TROLLS are separate creatures, similar to the mummy trolls, but unlike them change the color depending on the mood (the mummy trolls are always of the same color, gently blue). The beloved mummy-troll Freken Snork is a representative of these creatures. She had an older brother, Sabrina Snorke.

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It would be great if we had a ritual of dating at the bar. Well, for example, a woman could come up with a bowl of mayonnaise, sit down and pretend that she can’t open it, and a man could come up and offer her help, and soon they would be absorbed by a charming conversation.
Do you like mayonnaise? Hm! I love it too!")
And so far we are not far from the old way, when one of the parties is forced to boldly approach the other and without any apparent reason to try to start a conversation.
And before, when this duty was entirely on men, and now, in the age of the emancipation of women, the initiative still belongs entirely and entirely to men.
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That’s Dave Barry "Marriage and/or Sex", right? Or do you mean that you wrote it?

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This is GNOME! In the quotation of the quotation, fall!

Vacation: You come to work when you want.

Zzzz: Well, we have survived. On the resource gays with pidos scattered.

Loy Yver: I’ve encountered men twice in my life who couldn’t physically put a blanket in the carpet. One of them is a friend's husband, I don't know the details, but my former boyfriend could not do this until vomiting. He said that in the eyes darkens, the bump to the throat rolls, the stomach circles up. At the same time, the man is cooking well, and there are no problems with other business. So to suspect him in Lenny is somewhat stupid. And then I deducted that in men this is a fairly common phobia.
Tayojka: It would seem why after this comment I remembered the reluctance of some men to squeeze their MPH into a condom...

Dima_K_ 26.06.15 at 13:14 “answer”
Hot water was turned off, and I decided to wash before going to bed - heated the water in the pot, took a shower - then I fall asleep and hear that it smells so bad from me...

What shit said that we in Russia violate the rights of sexual minorities. Yes, they play for the football team in full composition.

I always open the Rambler. All news, all work. Check the mail here. The headlines of the articles reminded me of the inscriptions in the elevators.

This is a modern society - first fuck, and then take care and =)

xxx> hello, what do you do, what do you do?
yyy> GNU/Linux
xxx> write in Russian
XXX> and what are you doing there?

I decided to put my daughter (4 years old) in an impasse with the question:
Why is there a black color and there is no black light?
I received an immediate answer:
Simply because nobody likes him.

The project needed to find another developer, asked to write requirements for candidates. Well, I went on, but for prevention I decided to go out of the vacancies and check if I missed something. As a result, I opened the booklet from the job search sites and sat with them for half a day without burning, while behind my back was the head of the department, the director.
Today I called on the carpet and... raised :D