Denisdnk> I bought a pharmacy box, there is a sticker - a surprise inside... went on - opened, shattered by curiosity, and there... a tiff, and why is it to me?! to

xxh: at our work, the bosses invented a new reason for dismissal - reduction on their own wishes

Shooter: Can I ask you a question?
Ann: What one?
When will we go to the cinema?
Ann: cannot

Hi, I love you ?
Go to Fuck!
Sorry for the window mistake.)
WOW: So I love you!
Q: Can we get married?
Go to Fuck!
I hope you’re wrong through the window again!!!! to

9 is :
The girls were overwhelmed! The dress only hides the navel. Impossible to walk in the center.
The Queen:
Do not look at them)
Look at the road.
9 is :
Do you have a mouse?
The Queen:
Rats are three.
9 is :
Do you often look at them when they are in a cage?
The Queen:
All the time I’m at home)
9 is :
Next time they get stuck, don’t look at them! Look at the cage.
Snow Queen:
I look at my own rats, not someone else’s.
9 is :
Fuck, I have nothing to object.

Talk to a friend a week after a thunderstorm.

Toha: I smoked so much in the red that I sat for two hours in the bathroom, watching the drum in the washing machine. And I was extremely frightened, only a few days later to realize that the machine did not work and that washing clothes at such an event is idiotic!

I: That... The Red doesn’t have a washing machine.

Antonina (18:12:20 5/07/2010)
Where can I get a certificate from a narcological and psychoneurological clinic?

Laughing (18:14:33 5/07/2010)
You will not believe...

From the story *

Well, so, I was immersed in the beetle, cast, clear thing, taken. And the castle is so bad, the cartridge is small, even my fingers do not get there completely.

So we go, we go. And then there is a full horror on the whole car: "Crazy!! I cannot take it off!and "

Diman (15:10:14 5/07/2010)
was at the dentist.. she has a new assistant only after the honeycomb nothing so
Diaman (15:10:31 5/07/2010)
But something did not grow.
Diaman (15:13:02 5/07/2010)
like when she held a roll of saliva in my mouth, not noticeably, and when I got up, she put me on the chest))
Doc (15:14:02 5/07/2010)
Did you hope she said she sucked out just wonderfully?
Doc (15:14:08 5/07/2010)
Meaning of mouth.
Diaman (15:14:16 5/07/2010)
I wanted to but not comfortable with the dog.)
Diman (15:15:10 5/07/2010)
although in fact I wanted to say what to suck her still to study and study)) here before her Albert was)))

Did you sell a car on foot? Where is she?

Super 8 - most of the car in the garage
Super 8 - a few more fragments lie on the turn from Leningrad
super8 - and very small remained in the body of the gazelle in which I pizzNoNoNoNoya for 90 kmh.

Do you remember giving me the old Soviet columns?
You didn’t want to take it, and it’s a stylish old school.
WOW: The more they give honest 15 watts, not that the Chinese is modern, that you can change the face fabric for any other, design...
The cat has gotten, he’s cutting his nails on them.

You won’t believe the important role Nick plays!
Here I once fell in love with a girl, and she did not respond to me with reciprocity, and I renamed her in the ass into fat)))
So I was able to fall in love with her.
Cool, but who is she?
Yes, you don’t know her ?

The Funny [23:59:14]
This is how you understand the words bad head does not give the hands rest.! to
Shinigami [00:00:16]
Have you ever had the zeal of touching the naked wire to check how powerful the horror is?
The Funny [00:00:34]
has been)
Shinigami [00:00:48]
Here you answered your question.

I recently bought a cactus.
XXX: The Little One
XXX: It looks like a puppy.

On the weekend, I went to the holiday base, my brother had a three-year anniversary, we were 25 people in two houses...we were hanging in a hurry, I met the girl, well, I started to beat.At four in the morning, when everything was already asleep, I beat her, we lay in her house (at the other end of the base)...the matter came to the main...it was me.
Do you have condoms?
Just in the house... I’m going to go.
I fall off the bed, stretch my shorts (on the left)... and I run into my house... there is a fist on all sleepers... I turn on the light... I will be all fed if I find my jeans... there is a wallet... there is a prey... I catch it... I send them all... and I run to her...
We have the process at the height, she has already finished three times, and I can't (drink the dope).
Can we go out and smoke?
I’d love to have only one.
Here she publishes:
I have five pieces in my bag.

That is normal, right? ?

3Bepuk (16:01:50 5/07/2010)
Do you pretend or are you really so naive?
Natasha (16:02:59 5/07/2010)
No is! I think if a guy is 30 and he doesn’t have a car then it’s a pipe.
3Bepuk (16:03:34 5/07/2010)
And I believe that if a girl has neither brains nor breasts, then counting on her is not very important.
3Bepuk (16:03:47 5/07/2010)
We have original opinions, right?
Natasha (16:04:02 5/07/2010)
very

Lex airline Japan Airlines has taken part of the responsibility for the crash as it failed to properly inspect the repaired aircraft. The president of the airline resigned, one of the engineers of the airline committed suicide.
LexTM and we fucking in Russia are guilty of passengers

Whoever gets up early, God gives
YYY: I wonder how much time I have to get up to give my neighbor...

From the discussion of the forum:
Gusar:Give the detailed coordinates of the night club
Yustas:Yes to health 51°49'7.80"C, 107°37'26.55"B

Q: Did you make me such a cover to the phone?
HH: She is holding on the pot!
In my opinion, the keyword is "holds".