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[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №49809
 04.07.2011
Books by Allen Carr:

Tatiana: I listened to the audio book about "loss weight". Weight did not help, but I quit smoking for some reason.

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №49808
 04.07.2011
During the heat, the window is opened. And now, when I hear the sound of the brakes from the street, and I do not hear the sound of the bell, I feel a little deceived.

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №49807
 04.07.2011
What does the Russian man destroy? Drinks, vodka and water. But here they have in Japan like everything beautiful: geisha, saké, harakiri...
yyy:...and in France even more beautiful: beauties, cups, happy cliffs)))))

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №49806
 04.07.2011
Petrov for six months smashed the plate with a break, and then partly brought the wreaths. However, Petrov still continued to smash the plate with a break, in order to confirm the title of the harsh soldier of the old hardening, and on the civic talk about the fact that the current generation has completely relaxed and has long been no longer rich.

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №49805
 04.07.2011
@Inattendue Maristry
Aunt stated that the cleaning in my performance looks like a goblin translation of the film (

[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №49804
 04.07.2011
X: How do you feel about this hotel?

Y: It is really great! The towels there were so soft and voluminous that I barely closed the suitcase.

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №49803
 04.07.2011
Xxx: Hello to you. Have you just called me?
YYY: Nothing has been done by myself.
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №49802
 04.07.2011
I ride on the sea, I sit in a 5-star hotel on the balcony, the night, the silence, the pool under the balcony, and here suddenly a man runs on the grass to the pool with the screams "BL*T DO NOT hold me all straight!and "

[ + 80 - ] Comment quote №49801
 04.07.2011
Valya: It is a pedestrian
Kroshka: What is it?
Valya: throw, now with my lying in bed, I am so relaxed, I cling to him and say that I am ready with him at least to the end of the world, and I am not afraid of anything nearby
Valya: And he’s like that – oh, go down the basements of our ten-story buildings without the lights of rats we pursue?
Valya: and lies rugged in the ceiling
Kroshka: This is shit.
Kroshka: Glad we didn’t go.

[ + 77 - ] Comment quote №49800
 04.07.2011
xxx: what are you doing?
I am playing Heroes 3.
XXX is what?
YYY removed you from your contact list

[ + 68 - ] Comment quote №49799
 04.07.2011
I live apart from my parents, sometimes at night.
I sit with my mom and have breakfast.
Remember how you woke me up before? Wake up and sing!
My mom looked so cleverly.
Daughter, get stuck and swallow.

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №49798
 04.07.2011
From contact, graph ' Activities':

In my free time, I ping 127.0.0.1 packages with increasing size and quantity, I try to get more answers, chees for 1ms.

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №49797
 04.07.2011
In the air there was a feeling...
YYY: the feeling of wi-fi'ah.

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №49796
 04.07.2011
MarchCat is Hello. How a weekend?
by Nyquist: Hi
Nyquist: not very, grandma hunting
MarchCat: aaah, me too...and I pulled my hand out yesterday...

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №49795
 04.07.2011
Yesterday, two banks shut down.
I: Listen to...
Olya is no!
I: Okay...

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №49794
 04.07.2011
I opened a window in the ash to change status, and there "I am a rare idiot".

I put a tile and closed it.

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №49793
 04.07.2011

I lie on the couch, throwing a tennis ball in the wall. I throw, I catch, I throw, I catch, I throw, I don’t catch, he hits the wall behind me, and he hits me in the right egg.

Are you at work?

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №49792
 04.07.2011
A friend from Turkey arrived.

When you arrived, how did you rest?

YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY! Thank you, the vacation was successful. Not counting only almost every second drunk fool who oreth "Taaaaagiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyil!"

[ + 106 - ] Comment quote №49791
 04.07.2011
I came from the army, I am preparing for the EGE. Tasks are delivered...

Three friends study in the classroom – Anya, Vanya, Kolya. The children were given a math tasks at home. Arriving in the class, the children told the teacher the following information: if Anja solved the task, then Vanya did not decide or Sasha solved the task. If the task was decided by Vanya, it was not resolved by Anja and it was not resolved by Sasha. If Sasha decided the task, then she and Vanya decided, well, and so on.

In the place of a teacher, I would have figured out before checking homework, first of all, where, fucking, collie went? And secondly, where did Sasha come from?

[ + 80 - ] Comment quote №49790
 04.07.2011
The stomach consists of only three foods... don’t eat them and you’ll lose weight quickly!
Fats, carbohydrates and proteins - these are the foods :)

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