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[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №83703
 04.07.2013
I wanted to add a quote. I wrote. I handed. It removed. I think you did everything right.

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №83702
 04.07.2013
"The space was given to Russia on bird rights. It was done by the entire Union – Soviet scientists and engineers, who came from the Soviet education system. This is their industry, not ours. But those people are over. They survived a lot of the system that prepared them. All, go on by yourself.”

Giving money no longer works. It’s like pouring gasoline into a car tank with a broken engine. We need programs for the training of personnel, for the development of science and industry.”
by Konstantin Bogdanov

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №83701
 04.07.2013
I went home yesterday, behind them are three schoolgirls.
Q: Young man, you want to meet beautiful girls?
Every man wants to meet beautiful girls.
Q: And what about you?
I: And I am not.

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №83700
 04.07.2013
From Rin_Cheese:

It is wonderful to be eighty. I want to claim benefits everywhere and beat people with a stick. In other words, the devil is no longer a brother. Infants can be frightened with a folded jaw, grandchildren with fictional horrors of youth, and children with a promise to never die. It is time to allow myself everything that is not permissible, and a little bit - it's not me who stole the tram, it's my mess.
The public opinion? To confuse and confuse. Painting your hair with ink is great. Smoking a cell phone and walking in a night shirt is wonderful. Cocktailing bass with young postmen - wow-ti-tel-no. In the tomb, with a hint bought by the descendants, it is time to have fun to throw away empty bottles and torn skeletons of lovers.
When a young man's body is still in the soul, he somehow capitulates, crumbles and desperately swarms, where to get an inserted jaw. Fortunately, the stick is already there.

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №83699
 04.07.2013
Neighbors talk about parachute jumping.
I am, honestly, more afraid to jump from a tarzanka than from a plane.
YYY: Well, when you’re jumping from the tarzan, what’s underneath you? of concrete. When is a parachute from an airplane? Googled by Google Maps. You’re not afraid of Google Maps, right?

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №83698
 04.07.2013
Leon: Mдаа, I barely got clots when I walked the dog in the evening. I go to myself, I don’t touch anyone, and from behind the corner of the male bass kaak garknet "Slaasesh, Khorn!". It turns out who walked out two Chihuahua...

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №83697
 03.07.2013
I thought about discrimination against disabled people. Why don’t we see any disabled among the TV hosts? Are they being oppressed? Don’t let them work like everyone else?
I want to see single-handed, strangle-eyed and downs among the leading state channels!

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №83696
 03.07.2013
Is it forbidden to wear Kilt?
I knew that this anti-gay propaganda could be found!! to

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №83695
 03.07.2013
News host of the first channel, after an interview with Johnny Depp,when there was no translation during the interview for a while (the translator was silent, while Depp explained something to the host):
“We had some trouble translating, but Johnny talks so well in English, which is understandable.

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №83694
 03.07.2013
xxx: Sometimes it seems to me that when the apocalypse comes to Russia, we will simply not notice it.
YYY: Ah, it’ll be one of the holidays.
xxx: Per the apocalypse is frightened and will say "Well, they’re here", and they’ll go :)
yyy: or will say - "Oooo, and this can be", and shamefully will go to improve qualification :)

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №83693
 03.07.2013
[03/07/13 12:05:17], Veles (aka Slavic):
got into an accident. We were rushed by some eagle on a jeep, we were turned and thrown out for a meeting under the Maz. Everyone is alive (as strange as it is), but a car in meat. So here. Usually in such situations the pindos shout: “O May year, o May year!”!", and our Leha after 10 seconds of silence in a calm tone said: "Shit, the cigarette flew somewhere...

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №83692
 03.07.2013
Alessandra, good morning
I registered three times today. But not hit. Can you ask your promrammist to clarify what my question is.

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №83691
 03.07.2013
Aaa: Wonderful when you have someone to make a second cup of tea
BBB: It’s still great when there’s somebody to make the first...
It’s great when there’s tea. ?

[ + 55 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №83690
 03.07.2013
I am lying down on a bedside bedside a sage bose...

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №83689
 03.07.2013
C is ABRA:
“Who said that bad officials won’t help?” (open a cage with likes)

[ + 272 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №83688
 03.07.2013
I am delighted with the cartoon by repeatedly clicking on "+" at the quote :)
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[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №83687
 03.07.2013
For some reason in the quote on reviews about hotels thought that it was all written by one visitor, something like: "Kalo ssały bossen"

[ + 17 - ] Comment quote №83686
 03.07.2013
The route, the hour of peak.
The guy begins to play a melody on the phone, something like "...The mother of the patient has crossed off..." - he throws down. Immediately at the conductor begins to play a hot leash, drops. After 3 seconds, the sitting girl says "Oh, what a man!".
The guy from the back row screams "Now, a palitroche in the morning!and "

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №83685
 03.07.2013
I don’t want to drink anymore.
Penelope: I too
A wonderful toast!

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №83684
 03.07.2013
Users will go crazy trying to master such a complex function, especially since it doesn’t work.

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