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[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №99948
 02.07.2014
Why should non-drinkers tolerate drinking alcohol?
Why should non-smokers tolerate smokers?
Why should dog lovers tolerate cats?
Why should vegetarians tolerate farms?
Why should Child-Free tolerate other people’s children?

In short, listen, you’ve gotten rid of it. Drop everyone on a deserted island, unless your parents have taught you that all people are different, and you have to somehow live together.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №99947
 02.07.2014
xxx: I have a telephone faster in the page load than my wife's galaxy ))) although also Samsung! )))) iPhone - for business, Samsung for entertainment - so in principle with two and walk )))

YYY: You can still carry a wheelchair for the ponts, 3310 for self-defense, Toughpad 4K to create a wow effect in the surrounding world.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №99946
 02.07.2014
Today in the store of household appliances saw a TV LG, on the price note of which was written: "TV LIE".

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №99945
 02.07.2014
(C of the Literary Forum)
I’m looking for books where there are demons and angels, war between them, or a demon, an angel or a man.
zzz; read the Bible. A world bestseller.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №99944
 02.07.2014
hemisink: I'm afraid to imagine what happens to manchucks if you overfeed them: they won't be able to get their legs to the floor :)
Gvaaranz: They will either crawl like goats or roll over. The fucking cute cats.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №99943
 02.07.2014
D: Sex with sex, but no Third Heroes before the wedding.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №99942
 02.07.2014
Advantages: The film is very transparent, soft, comfortable!
Disadvantages: Lost without a plan
Commentary: A great movie!! It is super!! I chose between a tablet and a film, I bought a film!!! Very pleased!! I look at her and rejoice! Very transparent, flexible, pleasant to touch, not even visible in the light! There is no tablet yet, the money spent on the film.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №99941
 01.07.2014
xxx: on the streets of France mourning - their football team has ceded to Germany and leaves the World Cup. The next rival will be the French team.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №99940
 01.07.2014
I remembered: I went to the hypermarket in the winter - in the pocket of the number: on the jacket, on the cart, on the child in the children's room...

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №99939
 01.07.2014
The night correspondence

I will embrace you in the morning.
Tag: I smell
I am a nurse! ?

[ + 23 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №99938
 01.07.2014
It is 3.14...ec, dear edition.
Shabash at the repair plant as a sharper (I come regularly three times a week). Freezers, drills, guillotine knives (plate metal machine to cut, not heads) and much more made of alloy steels and solid alloys.
Under this case, he purchased his abrasives (tapes, circles), assembled heads for fashion tools, special abrasives for keeping the angle and positioning relative to abrasives, etc. For a year and a half, everyone was happy. After my sharpening (correct surface processing, correct geometry of the tool, lack of release...) the tools worked better and longer and less went into use, even simple metal scissors.
Yesterday I wanted to take the force!) my self-employed console for the machine on which I was tapping the solid alloy mills.
Argument:"We need" and "why are you here so smart, we take the job". I pump the skill of the welding machine and in September currency to Poland for another six months. I cannot withstand here.

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №99937
 01.07.2014
Video of 10,000 nuclear reactor launches in California
The commentary:

It lights blue because the American reactor in the Soviet Union lights red!

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №99936
 01.07.2014
From Habr about the graphene thread:
“On the one hand – like nanotechnology, and on the other – the teflon brass and scotch on the edges...”

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №99935
 01.07.2014
xxx: the phrase "Dear, let’s go to the ass today" significantly reduces the likelihood of divorce of a young couple ;)
Yyy: but the strapon pulled out of the pillow dramatically increases this likelihood!

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №99934
 01.07.2014
from the community. Discuss the failed trick of a motorcyclist on the road:

In the keno looked at beauty, and forward. Even today after the optimum of the prime I wanted to drown under four hundred. Glad you were on foot.

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №99933
 01.07.2014
So why did you get to the person with this "calcination"? Per this part of the text was written by the same buffalo. You know, they are not very literate.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №99932
 01.07.2014
“Everyone who offers to add something in C++ must attach their kidney to the application. Then no one will offer more than two ideas, and to the choice of these two he will approach incredibly responsible."
Jim Valdo, C++ Standardization Committee member in the early 1990s

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №99931
 01.07.2014
and there:
Deputies intend to ban foreign words if they have Russian analogues
xxx: driver in Russian, yes.
yyy: The printer's cushion =)

Oh young people! Googled "Girls of the Mouse"!
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"The pressing of the "mouse" key is called "climbing" because of the characteristic sound"
Beginning of the 90s, computer lith-ra

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №99930
 01.07.2014
This is'
Why should non-drinkers tolerate drinking alcohol?
Why should non-smokers tolerate smokers?
Why should dog lovers tolerate cats?
Why should vegetarians tolerate farms?
Why should Child-Free tolerate other people’s children?
and......................

Why, those who know how to shoot, tolerate these nits ;)

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №99929
 01.07.2014
To the question about "How did you survive for the penny?".
I am from Krasnodar. My father retired from the army as a captain in the 96th, and for several years we were literally starving. He smelled like a curse, but the money didn’t go. At my graduation, I remember, my mom accumulated some truths and lies in 400 rubles to sew the dress... In the first course (budget, of course) she wrote articles in the city newspapers for a fee in 150. At the same time in Msk in the same edition, on the same position a person got 4-5 times more (I talk about what was 6 years ago). Now in Krare, a journalist gets a twentieth. How did she live? With single-group stadiums in a cheap apartment, for three one sausage and a pair of shoes with a "push" (city market). I admit, I had to use a male interest: one will invite a cavalier to visit, the other - and always asked to buy "this and that". We honestly cooked them dinner, and for the rest of a couple of days (no sexual "services"!). So they survived. Now, working in Moscow already in a managerial position, I can not get rid of the old habit of buying only one pair of shoes, which I melt in sweaters, and I struggle to force myself to buy a dress (when I look at the price lists my heart dies - expensive!!! And then I remember that I can afford it at all...) from so and so lived

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