Antonina (12:43:48 5/07/2010)
Do you have glands?

Leaked (12:45:33 5/07/2010)
by Nea. Cut out - after 2 years he stopped being so sick. OECD is pleased

Lawyer (12:45:45 5/07/2010)
I cut it off at 21.

Antonina (12:47:05 5/07/2010)
and how?

Ladies and gentlemen (12:47:58 5/07/2010)
What how? Drunk doctor compressing the office cutter and solder said "no sCy, I'll give you such a chiki-piki nasarašu", breaded more vodka from the throat, stumbled and went on to me...

Questions by Mail.ru

Q: Who knows what a Romanian kiss is? You may feel ?
A: This is when you lose your wallet during a kiss.

I: Why are you sad?
Yesterday I broke up with yours! I don’t know how to cook eggs, I don’t even know how to cook eggs.
Why can’t I cook eggs? What are you doing with them?
Okya: Well, I just put the eggs in the pot, pour cold water and put on fire, after 8 minutes I take off and in cold water.
I: Well, I am the same, but how is it right?
Okya: It turns out to have to put eggs in a boiler. Salted water and boil for 2 minutes for "smelt", 6 minutes "hard"! I also read a lecture about delicious and healthy food, fucking!
I:Listen, I rattled and decided to tell the boss this as a joke, then I decided to ask: Andrei Stepanovich, tell me how you cook eggs? And he – in the boiling salty water..." ALL!!! I was broken!!! to
Oxygen: That is all. The universal conspiracy of men!!!! to

@gaidar : Inscription on the asphalt "I love you". Is it a confession of love for a small forest or the daughter of a forest worker?

XXX: I am the only one
XXX: I can’t sleep.
YYY: so I gave it :D

X: Does your mercantility have boundaries?
YYYYY: Yes The financial opportunities of the surrounding

Lynn, don’t be upset.
Charly: Everything will be fine.
Who turned on the ranetok and went after the rope.
Charly is right! Destroy those fools!! to

sister came from a hairdresser picture: comes a man of 40 years old, solid all this.
Do you break your ears?
She: Yes
Is it possible to see today that the ear is pierced and tomorrow not?
After a moment of silence, he disputed.

No fuck you give up!!! to
HH: And then you...
xxx: 5 years riding on his king 2000gw, during this time only gazelle in the traffic jamming bump
HHH: And then I sold her to the head, and he immediately, on the exit from the hybrid, puts his nose under the wheel of the camaz.
I am in shock.
Sorry for the old lady (((

He: Kiwi is so mature that he even broke.
She: I just broke him down...

X: How did you go to the concert?
W is more. A thin blonde came out and started singing something with a sweet voice. I am an Offgel, my whole brother in chains and skin too. I became interested, I got even closer. But here she began to jerk the groove. I almost described myself by surprise.

16:34 Milenko4ka - well save you fuck
16:34 Milenko4ka - advised special fucking
16:34 Milenko4ka - he came to me to put the screw brought
16:34 Mileno4ka - a bottle of cognac and дури
16:35 Milenko4ka - speaks without it
16:35 Milenko4ka - left afternoon after lunch electricity
16:35 Milenko4ka - Fucked me all night and then slept
16:35 Milenko4ka - and the winds as it was so and not

The lighting)
I am among the guys again. :)
One... among the guys.

<Psychopathic Fox> only I always have a mess everywhere that on the compass, that on the table before the compass)
Psychopathic Fox: Only fools need order, genius dominates the house.
<ValeryS> Over Chaos, Horse, Chaos))
<ValeryS> No one has power over the House

Married men live longer.

History of Students... Students.
We and a friend were brought by fate in the far eighty-eighth (1988) year to the city of Kharkov. Both students, shalopays, are always hungry, cheerful and sociable. In fact, the trip turned out to be spontaneous, in the middle of the night in the community of RYIJT I remembered that my first love is studying in Kharkiv in Kharkiv.
The pedagogical institute. And so I wanted to see her (after a year of separation) that I immediately moved to the station. And Puch (Sasha Slagada - respect for the family) attached to the company.
Now I remember — the nonsense is full — in the night, with three rubles to Kharkiv, to look for a favorite... who, as it turned out, studied in Kiev in some political school or elsewhere...
And then it’s normal: sit down – in the morning in Kharkiv, tickets in the middle, railway students... They went through the day in Kharkiv, the metro is fun, the city is beautiful, people are interesting. None of my friends, of course, were found, although all the deacons of all faculties were put on their ears.
The Peda.
Back to the station in the evening. I went to the box for tickets and took them back.
Rostov two tickets, on the way in the buffet for the last penny bought two coffee with milk, and came to the place where Puch on the bench smoked, waiting for me (well, he was on the train station to walk, and the line to the box office to stand) And next to the bench a young girl, 17, sits. I don’t remember her face or her name now... I only remember that she was listening to my comrade opening his mouth.
Remember Rakhine – “Close your mouth, fool, I’ve already said it all.”
She sat with us on the train, in one couch. Well, periodically for conversations in the tambour they went out to smoke (I was an athlete, cigarettes then did not smoke, 120 from the chest, etc. Only beer loved, actually after three liters and went to Kharkov, but not the essence).
After such an exhaust, she returns all in tears. I ran on a comrade - how can an angel of such offend, and she through tears: - he did not offend me, I just want to go to Rostov with you! This is the power of the deceiver!! to
We arrived at the station of Lozova or Lozovskaya, the girl says - go to me, eat, wash - and then we will see. Maybe I will go with you too. I buy tickets for the train, I have money, I have all my relatives and friends here.
What do we do, go. In general, we came to her home - grandmother welcomed us so, while we were bathing and getting in order, the girl introduced us to her friends, in the same institute we are studying, only for a course older, the money is gone home, here and get to the translation. Grandma is a typical crap, give god health, immediately called some uncle, he called someone else, in general, they told the box office to come and we will be given tickets to Rostov on any passing train.
Sitting to Dinner. The grandmother poured us on a plate of borst, real, Ukrainian, a spoon is in which.. In general, on the plate, a little.. They poured more, then more.. The five-liter pot was smelt together and not dried up.
My grandmother came back from the room and saw the dishes empty. Well, sho, cotton, may additives.. we polently refuse, the eyes close... She raises the lid on the pot... I will not forget the reaction in life - a splash of hands, from surprise sat on the table: Oh, woe to you my diets, you are hungry!!!! No matter what you said, I would have cooked you more potatoes, that salsa lady!!! to
Twenty years have passed, even a little more. I don’t know where my fellow student is, I don’t know where this Ukrainian girl is.
The smell and taste of borst and tears in my grandmother's eyes I remember now.

The sex change operation failed. I am extremely upset...

Before payment, please read the rules of the system. > the reference>
Rules of the system
The rules are simple: we are all off.

Help me deal with the implications. I don’t understand the point, I need a good example.

THIMCHH: It is easy. There are two events: event A (the package) and event B (the consequence).
Suppose event A - you bought your girlfriend a ring with a diamond, event B - he gave you.
If event A is false and event B is false, the follow-up is true. If you didn’t buy her a ring, she might not give you it.
If event A is false, and event B is true, follow-up is true (If you didn’t buy her a ring, she can still give you it).
If the event A is true and the event B is true, the follow-up is true (if you bought her a ring, she will surely give you).
If event A is true and event B is false, follow-up is false.
somehow so.

Let’s play in the city.
Anubizz: Let me go.
Anubizz: Start by yourself.
Loli is OK.
Loli in Canada