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[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №32508
 05.07.2010
Do you have eggs?? to
Dmitry: What do you think?
I don’t know, I’m not your mother.
Dmitry: Everything is in place. You almost offended me.
What about oil?? to
Dmitry: Yes, there is everything. And a cane. and :)

[ + 52 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №32507
 05.07.2010
Status of : People! Drink more sweet tea!! When your ass gets stuck, your hands stop rising from there! and c)

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №32506
 05.07.2010
Feel is...
Cut a juicy, ripe, fragranceed watermelon with a knife that has just cut the onion.

[ + 102 - ] Comment quote №32505
 05.07.2010
I go to work.
I get to the subway and go down.
Something is not that.
Clothes and shoes? It is OK.
He barbed, brushed his teeth, and shaved his hair. Yes is.
Anyway, something is wrong.
I go into the car, sit down, put a garbage bag with empty beer bottles at my feet.
What is not that?? to

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №32504
 05.07.2010
YYYY :
You will doubtfully meet.
The xxx:
MMM may be
YYYY :
Yes or No
The xxx:
Yes...
YYYY :
exactly?
The xxx:
Yes )
YYYY :
Funny is. What is your name?


[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №32503
 05.07.2010
Alesya: Good night Nicholas? How do you live? Do you have a tail? I need it very much!

No, I don’t have a tail for that purpose!
What happened?

Alesya: I need to send someone out tomorrow at 11 a.m. The business plan of the patchcord factory. I only wrote business plans for media accounts and exams. This one is real. I am absolutely in shock! And if I don’t write it or write it badly, then investors won’t give money (and it’s all because of me)! I need to include everything there!! Starting with the choice of place for the construction of this plant and ending with contributions to the pension and insurance funds. All equipment and raw materials for production, personnel, salary, profitability, expected production volume per year.
How do I know how many patchcards are released per year? I only learned today for the first time that such a thing exists.

Nikolay: Stay at home! Do not go anywhere! The torch will soon be...

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №32502
 05.07.2010
MissleMike
What are your plans for today?
catshoo
Bring the varnishes. Try the soup with fries, prepared by me just before the test for fries.
Instead of the soup, yesterday’s pigeons made by me.
I am slowly becoming a cook. They say that as a female, I am not so. Quite passionate though. But this is only said after the burst :(

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №32501
 05.07.2010
Which toilet is the best?
Toilets for 100 thousand rubles :)
Lanna: combined with a juicer?
The Blonde Driving with an Egg :)

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №32500
 05.07.2010
by al_raune
And you know, I made such a rule of law. There are several types of crossings, the main ones. of the series - ordinary, circular, t-shaped, fucking (strange), hue labyrinth (well, Tagan Square, for example) and so on. The ordinary and the circular I have already driven, the rest are yet to go.

[ + 81 - ] Comment quote №32499
 05.07.2010
Ormond Clark: Romance and Romance and. and. Here are Curie’s wives – this is romance!!! Together they opened the radium, together they died from radiation. and. and.

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №32498
 05.07.2010
Masha: The mood should be such that in the bathroom you want to sing!
What kind of singing?

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №32497
 05.07.2010
xxx: as Kotova says "Better Apple made a man"!
YYY: If Apple had made men, it would have been some ugly metrosexual.
XXX: It’t go wrong.
yyy: but would urinate exclusively sitting and only in the presence of a pink pipifax of a certain mark)

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №32496
 05.07.2010
Sergey: I’m looking at your avatar... and it feels like you’re blowing :)
You know, for my bad head, it’s not necessary! There are certain reasons for this mushroom.
The Mordor? The reasons?
It feels like you were photographed by Salvador Dali with a camera of his own production.

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №32495
 05.07.2010
Commentary on the I.Market for the camera for 859 000 rubles.

Advantages: The reasonable price.
Less than 1.5 kg without a lens.
There is no lens in the package, no need to overpay! Excellent fixation of the staff.

Disadvantages: Pixels are few (37.5 million). You will have to tolerate the S3 output, and for now you can watch the photos in a 7-inch photo frame.

Commentary: Just great! I have long dreamed of that.
Only manual white balance focusing (you can drive for your pleasure).
Finally removed this unnecessary image stabilizer.
The staff is uncomfortable. There is an HD video output, but there is no video capture. At this price, it is not necessary.
A great budget solution for an amateur photographer.
thank you!

[ + 76 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №32494
 05.07.2010
XXX is not going to happen :(
YYY: Nothing is impossible! The main thing is to believe in yourself!! to
XXX: Bite yourself in the forehead.

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №32493
 05.07.2010
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh and = = =
Has the O5 smoked?
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! I will tell you how – you will die! =) is
WOW : well?
I wanted to go here in the street now. ;)
2 Idiots
All standard, 2 guys, strong such, a little drunk...
I’m going by – they scream, “Hey, boy, do you smoke?”
HH: I say to eat.
XH: He smoked a cigarette. They started asking for money on a taxi home.
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah
A plan was born in my head! :) I said to them, “What are you going to do?”
Tagged: hahaha
I just smoked them in hdam.
There was about 1/3 of the gram.
They, fucking, crawl there in the courtyard began...
XHH: while they were there, I took from one of them a bag of 700 rubles. )))))
Oh yeah, I’m gone stupid ?
Thumbs up, thumbs up, thumbs up

[ + 71 - ] Comment quote №32492
 04.07.2010
You have a beautiful manicure!
yyy: thank you very much))
xxx: Such nails are very convenient to catch cucumbers from the bottom of a three-litre bowl.
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!! to

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №32491
 04.07.2010
1: It is cool! And who made it?
2: Fuck the shit, of course
1st : )
2: Fuck me, fuck me
1st : )
2: Your mother

[ + 65 - ] Comment quote №32490
 04.07.2010
Nightbringer
The flight?

The Roman X.
and ah)

Nightbringer
How is the weather?

The Roman X.
10-12 degrees on the street and rainy rains)

The Roman X.
Just that

The Roman X.
Yesterday we went to the plane and he is acid-green, next to me is a watchman standing - a rough grandfather with a beard. He is like this: Oh, you fucking, beautiful, straight cava unfiltered, it will fall into the swamp - you will find the fucking"

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №32489
 04.07.2010
<404_user_not_found>: I loved a pinguin,
<404_user_not_found>: Not all but half
<404_user_not_found> - The bottom half,
<404_user_not_found>: Bright, moving))
<xyZ>: Also with Linux fucking?

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