Heat... I’m sitting at the comp... my mom came in, poured me out of the sprayer for flowers and left...
WOW: Your mom still feels like her daughter needs to be raised =)

The summer. The heat. In the apartment there is no crossroads, and so that life doesn't seem like a strawberry at all, the guest came. Send subtle hints on the fact that "it would be nice to walk with a wheelchair, and granddaughter does not". The loving daughter replied:
and Maam! I don’t want kids now! It is hot for me!!! to

Question: How much memory does a computer have?

ΞGΞRΞOΞZΞNΞYΞY:
I have 3 terabytes of 1200GB and 3 thumbnails of 400GB

Vasovsky is:
How to understand 3 TB to 1200 GB?

ΞGΞRΞOΞZΞNΞYΞY:
If you don’t know what therabytes are, I’m not venovat ;-)
Terabyte is such a thing on it 1200GB of memory on it can windovs install

I sit in the universe on a bench. The Dean. He breathes deeply and sits next to him. He looks at me sadly and says:
I was drunk like a pig. What to do now, I am a professor.

A liar?
I am a fan of passive rest.

The 21st century:
XHH: My mother’s back was sick, I left her my notepad for fun, let there be movies she’s watching.
I come in a week, she lies on it, what do you think why?
WOW :?
My back is warm :)

I won 100 rubles on a mobile phone! I just sent 10 pieces!
How much does 1 cmc cost?
HHH: I will see
Threshold: 27, 5 rubles
You are a dangerous guy, I look at you.

You are so funny:
to the last moscovite from the "last debt":
The Hollywooders:
The Last Idiot:
Brother of Mind:
The smartest one:
"xxxx: these deer roadmen managed to ride the road... are you sitting?....along with the sewage locks... now they walk with the mine-seeker and the broomers and dust..."

Tell me, friend, and how do you imagine laying asphalt by the sewers of the sewers? A multi-ton machine, sharpened for driving in a straight direction, suddenly writes out a snake on the road, carefully circling the loops? Before so openly illuminating your stupidity on people, it would be worth a moment to think about it.

I think you are the smartest here. In fact, to get around the lookout, it is enough not to put asphalt on it, fucking.

He is clearly smarter than you, because the automatic asphalt layer cannot selectively layer the asphalt in different places. Moreover, I don’t think you’ll like the unexpectedly encountered hole with a hole in the depths.
VladfR

In fact, before laying a new asphalt, the old coating is removed. After that, you can see the road with flat-cut asphalt and TORCHING above the level of the loops. Then a new asphalt is laid, bypassing the luke, after which it is safely rolled. And voila - here is the new road, loops in place, neither in the holes nor under the asphalt, but exactly where they have their place.
Or has this "technology" gone beyond Moscow?

At least someone understood me.

Congratulations to everyone in this chat!!! to

She: you men immediately see the breasts, and we are waiting for a surprise.
He: At the expense of the breasts, I haven’t seen men’s cowards with a thick wall from the parallel.

You are fun.
We all have fun in the psychic.
Wauu: even an adolph all day German anecdotes Stalin traves
HH: I don’t know what to write. I sit laughing
Stalin is not laughing. Funny and bearded jokes

from life. Today I am happy, I buy shoes on my heels for the first time and look forward to:
And as I wear a shirt, I wear shoes on my heels, and I’ll go to work tomorrow! Everyone is acquired!
And yes!
My husband is so melancholy:
I would also be an Aquarius. Tomorrow is Sunday.

I dream that Google will launch a new service – Google water
You enter three paragraphs from the introduction of your diploma, Google gives out three and a half pages of related in meaning.

xxx: Written a text message to a friend "Hello :) How does a helda?"
xxx: I am afraid to call =(

I stand on the balcony, smoke, drink whiskey, dawn, grace...
Suddenly I see out of the dark window in front of the cockroach, and falls on the passing man under the windows.
The dialogue struck me with its simplicity:
"You are out!?" from below
"Let me walk under the windows at five in the morning!"
"I will go up and fuck you" - from below
"And I will go down and fuck you" - up
"I would rise up, the current read me lazy, I was tired" - from below
"I would go down, the electricity is reading me up... Okay, while the guy"
"Okay, so far, it was nice to meet" - from below...
I don’t understand the lies are all to blame, the intelligents have fought.

[20:45:19] <@pelsin> Damn as you can)))
[20:46:13] <@pelsin> I stitch myself by stupidity almost broke my nose
[20:46:14] <chupa2> where?
[20:46:26] <chupa2> was forged not carefully?
[20:47:12] <@pelsin> not to squeeze with squeeze decided)

Yesterday I drove 30 meters along the bridge for about 30 minutes. At the congress from the bridge 4 lanes pass to 2. Exactly in the middle of these two lanes, almost blocking all traffic stands Matisse, next to the driver girl, around a man 10 drivers of neighboring cars. "He was driving and there the engine boiled. She did not get lost, quickly stopped, opened the hood and.... poured out all the smoke from the fire extinguisher" Standing next to the car. “I’m not going to sit in her because she’s going to explode now” 10 men, censored and not very able to convince the girl.

XXX: The Gospel
xxx: I will go into my younger brother's room today, and there under the blankets is a healthy male leg.
XXX: Then it comes to me. The younger brothers are growing fast.

Every morning I feel like a Chinese swallow! You cuddle, you cuddle, and your eyes are narrow all the time.

I sit at work, I don’t touch anyone, a partner runs, and cries with square eyes "Where is toilet paper?I’m saying – in the refrigerator, he gets the SCOTCH and runs away! 0 - O

>>> I go into the bathroom, look at the floor and see your cowards go under the bathroom. At first, I decided to go to Gluck, then I decided to check. It turned out not a glucose, but three cockroaches decided to scratch your cowards))

In fact, they were calves. :)