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[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №66483
 03.07.2012
I was angry at what he decided for me.
You are a girl, you don’t want to do anything. You want sushi.
In general, you are right.
c) Morpheus

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №66482
 03.07.2012
From the Girls Forum:
The last thing I played was Montessori. You lay down the crystals, they are removed, new ones fall out and so on to infinity. It is very useful for brain development. Balls, too, very much like, from the same series and in general all the games where you need to use the brain.

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №66481
 03.07.2012
I was talking to one company.
To whom do I ask to send the application? What is your name?
Larisa said.
Then I get a letter and there is this text:
I am sending you an account.I mistakenly named another name, my name is Svetlana...

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №66480
 03.07.2012
Rav: From July 1, the Moscow government proved that Moscow is rubber and increased the size of the capital by 2.5 times.

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №66479
 03.07.2012
Doctors are mentioned here. The paper in the propeller.

It was in the 6th class.
The subject is clinical pharmacology.
Already the smartest, we understand the combinations of drugs for different pain, count.
I have a question - how do we treat angina complexly?
I am such.
Vitamin C
is correct
and ATF
Also right.
Pharmaceuticals of Princeton
I need a few more medications.
Cyanocobalamin (which is B12)
- Emm... well it doesn’t bother, will go, yes, I agree, well another
Bromhexine
Why is this so important???????????????????????????????????????? to
- Well, vitamin C is delicious, ATP is very painful, pearls are useful and blue pills, B12 is red, and bromhexin is green, as a result, the patient is happy that he is treated with an understanding of the case.
I agree very much, colleague, I’ll give you an answer. Give it, let’s give it a point!

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №66478
 03.07.2012
Erza: Oh the light, hello! How did the date go? :)
Svetlana: He raped me.
Erza is Kaiaak?! to
Svetlana: How, how... Morally!

[ + 41 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №66477
 03.07.2012
Natasha *chick*(13:50) :
Hi to. Please add me to your contact list.

Yuri (13:51) :
Why Why?! to

Natasha *chick* (13:52) :
I sleep for money.

Yuri (13:52) :
by mmm! and luck!

I have to work!

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №66476
 03.07.2012
Demotiviewine, comments to the lady with a picture of the grandmother with a tattoo on the cross:

XHH: Who would hit?
I would beat.
Maxim Galkin, log in...

[ + 37 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №66475
 03.07.2012
Q: Did you turn off the water?
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY We have a cat.
Zzzz: Ah... and the villas...

[ + 41 - ] [16 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №66474
 03.07.2012
Pembrock: heroic on Friday to find out that today is Tuesday

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №66473
 03.07.2012
Zu: Overall, after 25 years of work, I don’t have a butt, but a multi-channel multiplex sensor. And he hears that this fitch will have to be written by us...

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №66472
 03.07.2012
AAA to bleat! I am scared! I found a customer in Google search queries "Is gasoline a cold weapon". Can I work for thanks?
Tagged with: xDDDDDDDD

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №66471
 03.07.2012
Yesterday I saw an interesting picture near the railway station.
In the car, a guy was listening to the Gaza Strip - Bohm, and next to him was the real bomz and the foot drowned O_o.

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №66470
 03.07.2012
Fuck... I got the tooth pulled out... the doctor of the deer somehow wrongly injected the anesthetic and hit almost alive, smoked the gums from the soul, cut my mouth with a tooth while pulling, then wrote out antibiotics and forbade swallowing... short ended eruption...

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №66469
 03.07.2012
Pleased to comment on the news: "In the Valve store appeared a pink inflatable hallucination"

I have no doubt what the HL3 budget was spent on.

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №66468
 03.07.2012
The Spaniards are throwing the ugly and crooked footballers into the sea, but they are being brought to Russia!

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №66467
 03.07.2012
in the poker club I talk to the cigars a few gray-haired uncles (chel under nick 1 gives private lessons on poker, the hero of the dialogue, call him Sergey, system administrator)

1: Imagine, yesterday to me at class computer worker Serega came, paid for five lessons in advance and sat down to watch, so next to me. I rotated two dozen deals with him, so to show how to define the enemy's hand. The meaning of spending is clear: the student likes and he is very willing to learn the same. This pepper after 15 minutes of watching just killed me drunk. Instead of shouting I also want to, he stated that all of this is "hren's magic" and in order to do so, you must literally "sell your soul to the devil". And fell down!
2nd th. When he jumps with the drum and the server speaks, it’s okay.
1: let him have two higher education, and he carries such an achine, you can think rationally.
3: Get rid of the man! The soul is not sold twice, either in the drum or in poker.

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №66466
 03.07.2012
What is happening to modern children in schools?
He went into the affairs of the children's hospital - on the couch near the chamber sit 2 squads of 12 years old
They talk quietly and I hear:
Lenka didn’t help you because you hit her in the ass.
2: well
You got a parachute. This is the obvious superiority of consciousness over matter.
2: No hero like this - it was the physical impact that became the cause
Change of intention and consequently consciousness
1: (thought) I agree

Fuck I knew only "Lenka" and "her" from these words at their age.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №66465
 03.07.2012
As in the old anecdote, “I know a wonderful joke about UDP, but I’m afraid it won’t reach you.”
Have you heard the joke about ICMP?
- I know a great joke about TCP, but if it doesn't reach you, I'll repeat it.

There was another joke about ARP. Does anyone know her? Tell me!
There is also a CLA.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №66464
 03.07.2012
X: Lena says you have photos. Give to. Please give it.
YYY: WAN, it will not happen soon, oh not soon.
XXX: You look at me. You know how cold I am. I can take hostages.
YYY: If you’re going to take, take me a couple.

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