xxx: Yesterday I was in a bad mood, I write to the director "You are a deer!". And immediately "Excuse me Igor Sergeevich, the window was wrong". Nothing happened, and it became warmer.

111: I cut my hand
222: O
222 How is it?? to
111: You probably cut off half your head at all.
222: No, it’s me that I’m astonished by the corner.

Roman (19:46:21 2/07/2010)
in the tent.
Roman (19:46:25 2/07/2010)
looked at
Roman (19:46:30 2/07/2010)
I say a bottle of tea.
Roman (19:46:33 2/07/2010)
She says
Roman (19:46:35 2/07/2010)
You are 18 years old
Roman (19:46:35 2/07/2010)
is
Roman (19:46:40 2/07/2010)
I am wicked.
Roman (19:46:43 2/07/2010)
I almost cried.

To see how old you are in 40 years, look at your former classmate.

This story was told to me by a participant in the events, the old Gebist Yuri Tarasovich.
30 years ago. Mr the lion.
In the center of the city, opposite the Zankovetska Theatre, there is a tram stop of three or four routes. Although the trams run every two minutes, people always gather at the stop at least two hundred people... a shorter ideal point for carpenters. Among the people, you can't immediately calculate them, and almost anyone will be scared, they sat in the tram and they were... mints caught them for years, but it turned out fucking... the forces calculated them faster and dropped them.
And here, when the secretary of the obcom secretary, saw on his grandson
"Wrangler", which he bought for 180 re, grandfather was in shock. I called the KGB and gave the team... – Let’s catch them all today!! to
Although this is not a matter of gabbits, but what to do. However, in the KGB at the time the fools hardly held. They came to place. It was winter frost. It needs to be calculated quickly, otherwise the carpenters will calculate the settlement.
I'm not going to tame, the Kagebeshniki calculated them in half a minute and immediately took them all. 10 out of 200 people standing at the stop.
The secret is that all the carpenters stood on the cardboard... it was cold.

Dmitry Medvedev knew 400 comparatively honest ways to fight corruption.

XXX: He is really good. Just a little strange ;)
YYYYY: Yes I understood this when, after an active rest in nature, we ran to me for tea, and he took off the socks in the hallway together with the ceds :))))

X: Lohaiah
X: Saving the Pamagi
X: The cry cries me
X: Throwing Lohah on the neck
X: Fact is Offline
x: * missing and delicious fucking about asphalt*
X is ;(
X: Heavy emo life

Sliding cream and chocolate can lead to bad consequences.
Well yes. Obesity and erection

Deuce
Announcement in the newspaper "Local demand".
14 is From the monastery of Sergeyev disappeared a dog, a middle Asian. Alabama, 6 months, colored beige. Possible place of residence: Kleshevka, Smejevo, Orlovo and others. nearby settlements. There is no blessing for this dog to live in a worldly environment. We ask those who have seen the dog or know where it is to call. ##############

YYY: I have 160 kg feet in the room today! I am strong! and :)
xxx: and I sat the caps from the flash, so throwing my fingers, that then searched for half an hour...

Smoking_sky : Halo
Tagged with: smoking_sky
Smoking_sky: Are you catching because you catch a lot?
Smoking_sky : where are you??? Could you?? to
Coco is Offline

xxx: Interesting, and will Zhenya Xushe do the kunny or the fig wait?
YYY: Well, they have everything traditionally. It will be a silver wedding.
Good that it is not for gold. My mouth would be covered with sand.

Q: Are you here?
WOW: Well
I have a day today...
xxx: From the morning, the alien for the flash came, the beer came, well, we drank, there was fucking a little))))
I mean =))))
Then came the deck after the disc with the beast, also with beer...
I mean ? ?
Listen, Sir, don’t you want to come with a beer? and :)
Don’t drop the electricity...
Q: The fourth?
WOW: Called Anya, asked if there is someone at your house today and your address... Well how did I know that you have such a busy day =)))
XH: O_O

nick (06:24:57 2/07/2010)
Damn in these screens Sumerek will find out who are not vampires, the quality is equal to everyone)))

Dialogue about the upcoming Apple presentation for customers

You can tell me more accurately what it is about.

yyy: new Maki, a review of all shit, other shit

xxx: I am in the invitation letter and I will write

Eighty Dollars [18:37]
I thought I was pregnant.)

[ByLik] [18:38]
Thinking harmful

Eighty Dollars [18:39]
Do you lead a healthy lifestyle?

I sit in the office, the heat is terrible. One of the employees is sitting in a black shirt with a long sleeve, black military trousers and shorts and bats in something.
Why is it not hot? (I am asking you)
Fuck him! (Responding to The Neighbor)

During the match Uruguay - Ghana

The Wizards on the Tribunes
The Uruguayans may score, but they will not stand.

today at work one man who resigned in guests came, he and say, such as Petrovich, you like you left, we got married and handed him out, and they "As long as I worked here her husband was not needed"))