The conductor aunt, who on the first day of July from the morning of Friday was walking in the bus cabin absolutely SILENT and only turned her head negatively when she was shown to travel for June, thank you very much! You made my day!

11:34 arrived at the scene.
11:34 He questioned witnesses.
11:34 I signed the report.
11:34 I found that the clock was broken.

XXX: No, you will not be me
Tagged: unfair
I am a girl, I can.
YYY: You all say that.
xxx: I am not all
YYY: and so too =P

I was confused that a super important person, who needs holograms to scream at them, who demands not to be distracted, works from a home with small children?
My boss is flamboyant too, and he also works from home, but he has a cabinet at home, with sound insulation in which he locks on the key, and there is a boxer's pear that he reluctantly comes in when angry. But the subordinates do not fall.
Trolls, well you at least think of the fiction to the end, or too thick.

rol_foster: "The child should have a happy childhood!" - The parents said and began to choose a two-month-old girl table hockey.
Congregatio: What an outrageous violation of traditions! Why not a helicopter? and :)
role_foster: Noah...
I don’t need a helicopter to play. :)
Congregation is straight. And throwing his socks into him with the screams "Banzai!", trying to knock it down? and :)

More than 100 Nobel Prize winners protest for GMOs
The signatories called for the "Greenpeace" to stop the campaign against GMOs and "Golden Rice". There is no evidence that the use of GMOs is harmful to human or animal health, the scientists said. The mass spread of gold rice will help to cope with diseases caused by vitamin A deficiency in the human body. The deficiency of this vitamin is the cause of 1 to 2 million deaths annually, scientists say. Greenpeace wants millions of people to die like before.

1 July 2016. of Belarus. The denomination. If before the Russians, who accidentally went to the Belarusian shops sites, grabbed the heart, why so expensive, then now they will look for a puddle, so cheap!
Z is.Well, and a sad joke about the fact that before Belarus was a country of millionaires, and now there will be a payout. All with denomination.

The DPRK called the launch of its ballistic missile quite successful.

From now on, all launches, when the missile did not fall on Kim Jong-un, are considered successful.

here and there:

Today I go out the street in the morning, I run almost, I am late to work. The girl of the broken-looking approaches, flashes playfully and cries: “Hear, beautiful, surprise me!” And my tooth finally fell off, right on the go. I carried it to the trash. I gave her, I ask: "Surprised?"...

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Something has fallen? Tooth or tooth? Answer me, I am worried.
Chel, who handed a part of the thyroid clear pen will not leave anyone indifferent!

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I had a guess "back", but I like the course of your thoughts more!

Well, what a baron, the text shows that the ordinary office boy on the phone, but instead of the office he sits around the houses with the output of the same plankton and is wildly angry.

It is correct to say not "lazy person", but "a person with a limited desire to work."

Romanians wander around the local market, offering to buy "smartphone - new, in packaging, with charging, for only 2000 rubles". The market is traded by an elderly Armenian - a loading man who has seen a lot in life and looks at everything with the tranquility of the sphinx. A young Zigeuner comes to him and begins to rub the goods. The Armenian stared sadly at him from the top down and said, “You think, if you’re a jerk, you’re a fool, right?”

I got a call from the Russian Post. I asked where I ordered such a good tea.

The Russian sanctions against Turkey.

Turkey has surrendered and is asking for the introduction of Russian tourists.

xxx: I came out of the dining room with a cloth, I carried in a plate, I went with our staff in the elevator, around the men.
XXX: and one of his backs approaches me in a corner.
XXX: I told him, you’re going to get into my exile now.
xxx: (I meant cake), and everyone got into the elevator from laughter

What do you know about damned deadlines?

The translation of the Bible into the Chuvash language began in the 19th century and was completed in the 21st century.

In the Zoo of Tyumen, a struts went to a goat.
Is this the one that the tiger dropped before?

- The hostess, a big girl, I explain once - the hunt for a snake:
At home in the evening you turn on the lights, remove the underwear and forget to shut up the curtains - all, in five minutes, the windows are hit by a pair of mushrooms))
Regardless of size, but depending on size.

The employee has a double anniversary. 10 years in the company and 40 years in the company.
Walked a walk. In an empty warehouse at the time. They organized competitions.
Competition to take off the head of the chief cylinder (head cover). Pumpkins for winter hats.
When such a possibility, mortals, will be.
The treasurer almost killed the drinker:
The thirty-year-old dild for a meter ninety-nine had nothing better to come up with than to squeeze with the onion and throw the hood of his unchanging balloon to whisper: “You have deceived this warehouse.” I shot. It fell. has won. That the bow was a teenager, and the arrow with a soft tip was discovered quickly, but... it was funny and somehow not very.

xxx: We have a transitional title of fool on the yard parking lot. There are about 30.5 parking spaces. Thirty and another half. Neither there nor here. You go so, you look, stands a muddle, two meters in front of him and two meters behind him. It is obvious, a fool. Everyone knows that these are the most semi-parking places. No, if we parked like in Paris, there would probably be 31 places. Parking is a meter in front of the car. Well, hole, people don’t trust each other, say, I’ll get up close, and I’ll be pressed behind, and what to do? In the brains of a complex design such as going out after parking and see if you’ve stuck someone – it’s not for us. Each of us is a wolf. I woke up perfectly tonight. Half a meter in front, half a meter behind. There was a parking lot, I will report. I was, fucking, happy with myself! And what? He went to the store. During this time, the cars have come and gone several times. I am a fool today =)