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[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №32448
 03.07.2010
XXXX XXXX: what is C disc defragmentation and why is it needed?
Silver_metal: this is a box of paper.
Silver_metal: here you got the paper out of the box, read it, and then there is little space, so you broke it into a couple of fragments, moved where it came in and remembered the place of these fragments, and so on each time (this is how you are strange); in the end, in order to read this paper the next time, you have to gather and put together all these fragments.
Silver_metal: Time is lost because of this if the file (i.e. paper) is heavily fragmented: the beginning on one cluster, the end on the other
Silver_metal: and suddenly came a good bearded uncle with glue!
Silver_metal: rolled out part of the paper on the floor, glued and laid. and then again got some papers, glued and laid, and so all the papers, as a result, you worked faster :)
Silver_metal: good uncle Defragmentation

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №32447
 03.07.2010
Conversation in corporate chat.

Hello, may be Diane!
She: Good Day, May friend! = = )
Do you want to do it'n'n?
See also: Minet...
He is OK. Kam tu mi end du it. Amy Wine.
She: In Russian minute is very ugly :-[
She: I am uncomfortable...

[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №32446
 03.07.2010
She: I have Alex (director) phone Andrew asked for 15 times, I'm interested and can't keep it in the phone, I'm just angry.
He has preserved it in you.)

[ + 82 - ] Comment quote №32445
 03.07.2010
We manufacture acrylic baths. There was a complaint from a client that our bathroom was blown up in some places. Documents are raised. He bought it two months ago. Sitting smart heads, advised. They could not understand what the problem could be. They decided to send the race for 300 km. In the campsite, like to see what he has there. They despise the client. And he sees that the thin protective film from the bathroom is not removed. There was water underneath it. What! You would see the customer's eyes after this film was scratched out of the bathroom, and underneath it a polished surface.

[ + 66 - ] Comment quote №32444
 03.07.2010
Falcon: Mamma bought a new toilet paper. When I was wiped out, I read the title ' Kitchen Towels for Hands'. of her. Well, I always knew I had my hands out of my ass, but not to the same extent.

[ + 65 - ] Comment quote №32443
 03.07.2010
Just in the news transmitted: "It should not be so that anyone on the road in the state of alcoholic intoxication could cause human life" xDD

[ + 73 - ] Comment quote №32442
 03.07.2010
Our friend Seregha’s whole life (and work and studies) is connected with Africa. It deceived him.
What about Serena?
Fucks with a fucks.
I am choking?
Dimon: she is an active authority aunt, you know how to cheat loves, he once called her a vuvuzela. He then explained that it was an African goddess of the home fire.
I am: aa! Melted...
Dimon: they lived quietly and peacefully, and there was a game of football... and she already boasted to all her girlfriends at work of all kinds of aunts, what a son-in-law of smart and caring...

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №32441
 03.07.2010
Sniffer (12:11:23 2/07/2010)
I have often pulled small boys out of the water.

Sniffer (12:12:12 2/07/2010)
One day, a boy aged 6-7, right in front of everyone's eyes began to drown, and at least someone rushed. I crashed, he was underwater, and there was no one. I fucking whipped it, touched it, pulled it out for the hair.)))

Sniffer (12:12:33 2/07/2010)
And the phrase from the boy: yes, I wanted to get the stone from the bottom.))))

Jcvd (12:13:00 2/07/2010)
I would have gotten a stone :B

Sniffer (12:13:09 2/07/2010)
with cement on their feet.

Jcvd (12:13:53 2/07/2010)
Oh, rushed to rescue, you raise, and his rock is tied to his legs, and such hopeless disappointed faces of parents look)))

[ + 68 - ] Comment quote №32440
 03.07.2010
Correspondence from Asuka:
Do you have a boss, a grandmother or a gentleman?
Tagged with: Muddy
xxx: the man

YYY: Approximately, only he is MUDAK

[ + 66 - ] Comment quote №32439
 03.07.2010
22:42 <+skinder> gm, and pastilla what is it?
22:42 < AlDjabad> Skinder did you not eat the pastile? O_O
22:42 <+skinder> by photo from Wikipedia - something not delicious
22:43 <+skinder> or too sweet or incomprehensible
22:45 <%SixFourSix_Angel> Cho? Pastel is delicious!
22:46 <%SixFourSix_Angel> In the photo and cabbage cabbage be-e... and the taste of the most delicious thing!
22:50 <+skinder> > There is no article with this title in Wikipedia.
22:50 <+skinder> and generally cockroach is a vegetable, isn’t it?
22:51 <%SixFourSix_Angel> Well yes. Do you think vegetables don’t make cabbage?
22:52 <+skinder> o_O
22:52 <+skinder> wtf!

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №32438
 03.07.2010
xxx: Now my best friend is a scraper assistant in the ward
Yyy: The Dog is Cute
You don’t choose friends!

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №32437
 03.07.2010
She: I write to you all the time that I miss you, I love you, you are my sunshine, my mass, kittens, rabbits, and in response I hear only that you really want to fuck.! to

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №32436
 03.07.2010
reb> listen, they’re all overwhelmed!
Max>> Who is it?
reb> Yes they are the most non-traditional. I go on a large order, the lander is parked such a gentle, well nothing, only standing in the first row of the road, but the second car in the lane, and on the front in the cabin proudly rears a gay flag. Not that he parked as a pd@r, so he fucking is proud of it!

[ + 69 - ] Comment quote №32435
 03.07.2010
immediately remembered the books of Coelho, intended for those who read little in childhood - they are interested, and who normally read something - they are sick.

[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №32434
 03.07.2010
My 6-year-old son begins to master the spaces of the Internet:

What is the name of the unicorn camel?
Drummer... and what?
I thought the moderator...

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №32433
 03.07.2010
The last word of the accused is often obscene.

[ + 53 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №32432
 03.07.2010
Psychotherapy is a great science, not long ago I convinced myself of it.
I have a good psychotherapist. One day I went to a supermarket with her. We stood with a cart in the box, and suddenly, in front of our very nose, a wicked aunt of forty years passed by us. Without a cart, but with a full grip of goods and cuts it all before the cashier. Aunt’s eyes are on the scratch, she is clearly ready for any scandal.
I took a lot of air to explain everything to her and possibly a matte, but my companion psychotherapist stopped me by taking under the elbow. She quietly and sadly said to the angry aunt... – Well, nothing, don’t worry, buy before us... May you be the first here...
Aunt was so upset, before her passed through all her squeezed, quiet life, in which the first she is only in the store row.
...When we went out of the store, we saw “our” aunt standing at the wall and crying bitterly... what my companion quietly said to me... - Thank God it happened, I was afraid not to rush...

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №32431
 03.07.2010
The Ministry of Finance of Russia has confirmed that the minimum old-age pension from 1 January
In 2011, it will be $4,500 a month, and the retirement age will be 127 and 132 years for women and men, respectively.

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №32430
 03.07.2010
The horoscope says that typical Capricorns today is not a very lucky day... :(
What about the atypics?
Q: Do you know such people?
I am an atypical Capricorn... I am twins! and :)

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №32429
 03.07.2010
XXX: the eye of me.

YYY: Is it so?

XX: Well you remember that I’m sitting in the office with the security service?

YYY : and? Are you afraid of them?

XX: they are every month, constantly late and constantly running to smoke a moscow eput, we go through the passes. These two foreheads are swallowed, one with an aluminum beating, the other with a bag that looks heavy. And shit, with such a dangerous smile: "Oh, Sereza, are you so early?"
I am afraid of their new methods.

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