About the cars:
I have died once in my life.
Er: not lying - 2 times
Er: One time because the fool was young, and the second time because he was just a fool.

From social networks:

Interesting facts about human capacity.

From 6 to 7 am - the "window", when long-term memory works best, all the information received in this interval is easily absorbed.
From 8 to 9, logical thinking is included, this is the most suitable time for any activity associated - at the same time - with memorization and analytics.
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Comment: I really remember the damn in public transport from the morning.

As I walked past the school, I heard a conversation from the younger classes:
Masha broke her beard.
I have a 2nd :)

The trolls are growing =)

Next to the cigarette.
Bond, p a u z a, red Bond.

I tell you, he is a cyborg. And the Chinese!
Where do these conclusions come from?
- From it constantly all sorts of screws, bolts, hooks and scissors will rise. Really, wherever you sit, at least one detail after it can be found! and :)
No fear, it will collapse before the uprising. and :)

Nizhnevartovsk, on the street +5, it rains, the sky is tightly stretched by clouds. The phrase heard in the store:
"Well, a third of the summer has already overwintered".

Now you won’t say to a man “I went to the ass” or “I went to the fuck” – propaganda of homosexuality, bluff!

Do you have lesbian friends?
I have no more friends. What are they for me? You can go with friends.
Oh the evil.
and evil. When You Can't Go

In the guests (All for 25), in the neighboring room, a friend plays with a cat, while hearing forgotten, but painfully familiar sounds.
I scream in the room – what are you throwing up there?!))
After a long pause, the answer is: It is a dead language, no one speaks on it!

Q: What are you doing in the cakes?
WOW: I drink, I watch a lady break out of primitivity)
HH: It’s probably the most busy there. And not only the ladies, the gentlemen also show their inner. Sometimes literally

As you call the magician, he will also call you magician.

You think, and because of this I develop a complex of inferiority!

Suddenly, after work, a girlfriend invited me to my birthday. There were two other friends there. So, while they were trembling in the kitchen about their female, I cleaned up their potatoes and roasted three bowl fry potatoes, because none of them knew how to cook it. With a lot of respect and compliments.)

It was the funniest birthday I’ve ever visited.

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This is, fucking, the most unexpected ending of the story - three positive-minded freelancers to roast a fried potato.

I was in the store today.
Q: Do you know what the name is now?
YYY: No
XX: Do you know what a girl is? Sweetened, but not sweet
XXX: This is
XXX: She Calls the Guard
YYY : :D
YYY: the norm
XXX: Kefir will soon be renamed Svatofir
Only if it is sacred. :D
XXX: The Creature in Christ
XXX: Meat at Jesus

Today I went to the office to find the missing baggage. There sat and scandalized a aunt, as it became clear from her speech, she is a deputy of the local spill of one of our regions (which is important) and her garage disappeared. Lulzov delivered her angry scream on a young girl - an employee trying to help her: who is responsible for anything in this country!!!??? to

Xxx: 10 years ago, when I was playing dendy late in the evening, my parents came and pulled out the food block, saying, “You have to get up early at school.”
Yesterday, I’m sitting in the kitchen, playing MacBook in a Dendi emulator, using the iPhone as a joystick, a girl comes in, closes the MacBook with the words: “You’re hot, you have to get up early at work.”
Xxx: What doesn’t change in this life.

<ow> then kissed in the bone, well, on which the jeans hang
<x> mm
<wow> then passed the left hand over the hip from the bottom up, on the outside, to the liver
<chh> in the hip? to the liver?
< wow> well I can! Do not interfere!
Okay, my liver is wet and smells of me!

So much of the mysterious mystically wizardly and, at the same time, erotic gave rise in the head heard from Olya the phrase "you need to remove the cowards, or it can rain again!" ... for those a few dozen seconds, until it became clear that it was just about drying out the underwear in the yard.ngcashi and

to this:
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The cut is the most valuable part of the body of an animal used for food. The cut is located in the rectal lining part of the torso, is the lumbar muscle tissue, located above the kidneys along the lumbar vertebrae. During the life of the animal, this muscle tissue almost does not receive physical activity, so it is the most gentle and tasty when cooking meat.

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I have a cut off ?

It remains to add:
Your Hannibal Lecter, MD.

Well, what to say... Snowden is a head! Listen, Valiadis, he was addressing the third old man in Panama. What do you think about Snowden?
“I’ll tell you honestly,” Panama replied, “don’t put Snowden’s finger in his mouth. I would not put my finger.

The golden calf, I. Ilf and E. Petrov, 1931