Amazing creatures these people. They easily believe in the surprising and are difficult to reconcile with the obvious.
by Yuri Tatarkin

The story of a maniac, told by the old KGB Yuri Tarasovich.
1980, the Olympiad was on the nose, and a maniac started in Lviv. He maneuvered this way: he found a woman (a girl or even a grandmother) on the street and sprinkled sulfuric acid on her clothes from behind. At first, she doesn't notice, she goes her way, but when the acid eats away her clothes, she begins to scream wildly, tear everything off, ride on the ground, etc.
A terrible affair. And the maniac, meanwhile, had long thrown out the container from under the acids, stood quietly in the crowd and got his manic crack (well, crazy, what will you take...?) The menta caught him on the nerve. They were allowed to walk around the city of their wives and friends, and they themselves watched the civic... but the maniac did not enter these productions. Although the mint in the amount of 1000 pieces has been catching it for half a year, our spire "worked" strictly every day. As a result: rumors and not an easy panic...
The rumors reached Brejnev, he was angry and at some meeting scourged the Minister of Internal Affairs Shchelokov, while attending.
Andropov and badly painted: the militia catches half a year, and mine would be caught in three days. Brejnev said: “Get a guess, in the sense of catching, and three days later report... Major Yuri Tarasovich called the general and ordered: You are appointed the senior of the group to catch the acid maniac. No people, no cars, but for three days. The matter is in the control of Andropov, do not handle in three days, your pursuit will fly... Do not stand, the time has passed!
Yuri Tarasovich spoke with mints, but mints for half a year only scratched the list of victims. Tarasych asked them to call him as soon as possible.
Here is a new attack, Tarasych and his group in the number of his one, on a personal moscovite flies to the scene of events. Tichonechko stands up next to him and photographs a crowd of people from the car around another sufferer.
The next day he also goes out to the scene of the crime, photographing everyone, as yesterday. But now he’s going through the photos all night and finds a man who was in the crowd yesterday and today.
On the third day, Tarasych is already without a photocopy, but with handcuffs, wrapping the hands of an invisible uncle with good characteristics from work. The uncle was so shocked that he confessed on the street.

Yuri Tarasovich settled for three days and the general did not appeal to him, but he did not reward him... with the wording: Leonid Ilyich is not satisfied... because they caught the maniac for a whole half year and three days.

In the pharmacy:
Do you have Gondons?
They come in sometimes.

YYYY :
Hi to
Did you see Olga after 11 p.m.?

The xxx:
Hi to you!
Am... Kagbe, hint to you so softly...
I have not worked for a month and a half...
and)))

Hey, I have a smart mail system, it records email from the beginning to "Unwanted"

xxx: but without the inertia of man felt himself. If you want, read the book. If you want, watch TV. If you want to walk, go.
Yyy: and I would feel like a man without books, TV and a walk: if you want - sit on the Internet, if you want - sit on the Internet, if you want - sit on the Internet...

Musin likes Pussies (15:39:24 28/07/2010)
Ready for the universe?

Yulia (15:40:23 28/07/2010)
I’m always ready as a pioneer ?

Musin likes Pussies (15:40:36 28/07/2010)

Musin likes Pussies (15:40:47 28/07/2010)
To whom will you study? Who do you want to be)?

Yulia (15:42:22 28/07/2010)
The Princess

XXX: Happiness would be the peppermint cold, only that it would not have bones.
YYY: Why are you not able to give birth to a mutant berry?
Damn, I’m going to have anything now.

XXX: Sooner than September 1
You are not studying anymore.
xxx: no, it’s not going to be so bad.)

GIN: Tomorrow is 39 degrees ((
Lo: So today was 40
So I say it’s cold.

<Werkzeug> Under the new rules, vampires in the United States cannot be called vampires, because this is offensive. Now the politically correct term "bloody non-Americans" is used to designate them.

<@jAngel> Another news: "This month a new security system for the World Wide Web was launched." - The question - WHERE was it launched? and :)
<@WeissWolf> it is launched into space... in which case, the satellite downloads all the info from the inuit into space and explodes the earth =)
<@jAngel> ah. And the satellite begins to randomly wander into space all the received information and, since 90% of the downloaded into space will be porn, - the distant alien civilizations, having received the signal, will know exactly WHY mankind died once.

XXX: What would you do today?
YYY: Set up squid
YYY: It is very exciting.
ZZZ: on the freeze
ZZZ: Without Gui
YYY: With one hand.
YYY: Hang up with your feet.
YYY: And around people who will throw bricks into you.

2loopoff: I passed the morning exam in physics... written
Winnie the Pooh: o_o
2loopoff: the question in the test: what part of the light represents the blue ring on the Olympic flag.
2loopoff: Well, I pretended, I remember exactly Africa’s black. Tamara Nigeri, China - yellow (well yellow eyes there), it is also clear, there are two options Europe and America... well I have a little America - blue, so the correct answer is America)))
Winnie Pooh: uhahahaa, exactly blue
2loopoff: but, strangely enough, in Europe there were more blue...

and Vanilla Core
Are you on Linux?
Siem
It sounds like a drug.

xxx: Now in the store saw the price "Eighth in oil, g/b. Production of Spain".
XX: There is no limit to human deceit.

Ghost
Possession of weapons is disciplined.
Gera
I hope
Ghost
discipline of the surrounding, bgggg))

I am standing, my potatoes in the dishwasher. A neighbor comes into the room:
Will you cook potatoes?
(The Maltese break)
No, I’m going to go through the passengers. And my her, because throwing it dirty is disrespectful.

It would be surprising if someone like me suddenly wrote to you, “Buy me a pasta.”
XHHH: I am a very left-handed person who wrote this phrase.
XHH: I think now what he meant
I think he’s not even from my city.
A man wanted a pasta and went to the store.
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah
He wrote to me to hurry XD

XX: guys how to survive in a difficult situation (call in private)
YY: The Pastinor!) for no reason)