"Zeva" is underworking: the sludge is just dissolved, and the cellophane envelope from four rolls is still dragged to the garbage...

The criterion for the civilization of the world must be the sense of humor. Sometimes a monkey can laugh, but it takes a sufficiently developed speech to tell an anecdote and see the whispering faces of the interlocutors.

KIR BULYCHEV

by Kreosan:
Requires resistors of 100 kW, 5 watts, 50 000 volts. I tried a lot of factory resistors, but none of them could withstand such tension – the bow broke over the body and nothing worked. Careful grinding gave an unexpected answer: the masters, who assembled Marx's generator at a voltage of more than 100,000 volts, used the complex liquid resistors of Marx's generator on liquid resistors, or used a lot of steps. I wanted something simpler and made resistors from wood.

He broke off on the street two flat branches of raw wood (dry current does not lead) and turned on the first branch instead of a group of resistors to the right of the condensators, the second branch instead of a group of resistors to the left of the condensators. It resulted in two branches with many conclusions across equal distances. I made the conclusions by wrapping the naked wire over the branches. As experience shows, such resistors can withstand tensions of dozens of megavolts (10 000 000 volts)

zzz: Once I heard GlucOZ without a faner - I was so pleased! Her voice is weak, not yet crucified, a little childish, the range is not very, but you can hear that SAMA sings. I think "vo gives, girl, smart just!" And then the producer runs out and cancels the concert because of "a sound problem"...

The female essence is:

I want him to write to me.
Why Why?
Not to answer him.
He will write to you later.
I don’t want to answer him now.

xxx, I understand it all.
Quadrocopters were invented by men who were often told that a helicopter on radio control was for children! and :)

Strange things about the brain.
You are going to sleep and the computer is off. Then suddenly, there is a bat! - in the head arises from anywhere take the phrase "push engine". And immediately it becomes necessary to find out what it is and how it looks. The internet is off! And to fall asleep without this necessary for some reason at night looking at the knowledge of this sinful force is not possible!
And here you go looking for your father’s old car repair book, and there is happiness! There is even a picture with a visual schematic image of this wonderful mechanism.
and all! Now the satisfied brain will let you sleep.
And here’s the most interesting thing about all this – why did I need this information about the forsunka?

Not everything in the primary. There are cows on other cars ?
— — — —
I already wanted to shrink from the "in the primary", but after this comment I still smiled :) Thank you, good man.

Olga T.
Mile Ru writes that during a thunderstorm you cannot use mobile phones, umbrellas and other electronic devices that attract lightning ))))

Olga T.
The umbrella should not be used and should not be wet in any case.
Do not play sports during the storm.
Especially running
hiding under what rises above the earth.

Olga T.
In short, a thunderstorm has struck you on the street - close your umbrella and dissolve yourself in the air.

A visit to the Sberbank or the tax / or PFR etc. is like returning us to the old Russia.
With the words "drawing" and "innen" I think of the matrosks and the Gypsies.

My relationship with my wife can be described in one of her sentences:
Q: Are you lying on the floor of your bed?and "

Maxim: That is what I think. As a professional celebration.

Olya: And what ideas?

Maxim: For now, the most banal: Nature, shale, throwing keys, throwing mice, collecting keys. Here is the hz.

Oh, and it is fun! It was the day of the programmer.

Is it the system administrator day?

This is the day of Sisadmin.

Olya: So I was right.

Honestly appreciate me! I know that Sisadmin and a programmer are not the same thing.

Again, the vodka is cheaper - it is a dog pretending to be white.

HH: What did we talk about? I went to the toilet and lost my mind.
I am afraid to guess where it was stored.

And our boy in the toilet dropped the end of the roll of toilet paper and dropped the water.

The female logic:
dmitreewa.darja: in India, cows are a sacred animal in Muslims, pork is not eaten but on the hippodrome of horses, so they blasphemed in front of the barrier of the icalbos from them and painted cats are fun

dmitreewa.darja: and sausage nail in the keyboard stuck

The guest is 93.95.* is ha. If you judge by your posts, then in the keyboard, you are stuck with all your nails. And where the head stuck – I’m even afraid to guess...

Dmitreewa.darja: I think you are a brunette

Please forgive us for the size:

How many centimeters do you have?
Twenty Five Without a Little
You are a giant, and if so, how much?
WOW: sixteen
Nothing, no little, 9 centimeters lying!
Well, if I had 9 centimeters, would it be too little?
HH: Of course not much!
Well, I say, I have 25 without a little.

My mom went to the store. He tells us:
- I came, I look at the vitrine with cabbage, and so suffocating I say to the seller - give me, please, a plate of borst :lol:
Now I know who I am :crazy:

Even young children know that a large family is not a place where they help each other, but where they don’t click. Because the valleys, no matter how steep, are one - and they are common, which means the one who first grabbed. There is a right to valence, but there is no valence.

A friend called me, told me the insult, could not decide whether to cry or laugh. Her girls (three), while her mother was sleeping, broke the silver chain on which her mother carries a cell phone. In order to correct the defect, they decided to silently glue the chain. They scratched. The office cloth. And the chain, and the entrance to the charging, and the layer itself. My mother woke up when someone called me on the phone. I couldn’t answer, I was sealed!! to