After the corporate:
What about the blue? I am afraid to know where? and (
YYY: Then you with the words "from our table - yours" tried to climb to them on the table, but did not resist and fell down. was picturesque
XXX: Was it sexy?
YYY: Well... how... the breasts got upset, if you talk about it.

XXX: I jumped short
XXX: I sit and watch myself

Absolutely Absolutely.

I am for verbalizing sexual desire.

The anecdote.
The dinosaur attacked the dinosaur.
Well let’s go, once!
I am tired, my head hurts.
It is stupid! Let us die!

The creator of Jay and Silent Bob (and actually Silent Bob) Kevin Smith has made a new film. The main character is played by a 17-year-old girl who played Silent Bob 16 years ago in J and Silent Bob React. You say the continuity of generations.

I have always been persistent,
I did not see any reason to hide.
The barrier is nonsense:
It breaks!
Once with a girl alone.
to go. She is bothering.
"Calmly – I think – not no,
It is broken!"
She took the taboo.
Passion does not go away.
"Try knocking — there was an answer —
It is broken!"
She closed the door with her key.
He is doing foolish!
I push her once by the shoulder.
It breaks!
I look at the dress: guess,
How is it all filmed?
a rope on the chest,
It breaks!
I put her on the bed,
The chest is raised.
Are you whole? No matter what –
It breaks!

I sit down and hear the bass:
"We are going to have lunch.
Everything is denied, whispered.
Nothing is broken!"

I stand at the metro station. Behind my back, a 50-year-old man says very loudly on the phone:

Hi to you! Are you alive? Why didn’t you come to us yesterday? We and the men sat mentally, the army remembered! Ha ha ha! Today, we’re going to go back culturally. Tasting of domestic beer. We went to work, we went to the river. Everything is supposed! So you come today! Yes to! My wife has left me, so I'm okay now! Be a friend, to contact!



You would see his happy face!

When a good black is bad
When a bad black is good
Reggie is when a good Negro is good))

Yes, the stick is ugly to go away - it's great, however, let's do a simple experiment. Are you ready, my friends? So, record your first thought when mentioning a female boxer-fighter.

Usually, men tell long how bad it is. That is, in our culture, a ban on women’s self-defense is established at the institutional level.

And if you, fool, called this word rape, then I will not be able to experience it - the organs of the nature did not give it, well, and if the aunt is forcibly stretched on the hook - yes, please, I will be happy :-) Although the cost will be less.
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Naive, troll or crushed in the head? Are you serious, dear man, do you think that by rape you will get pleasure and satisfaction? And with grandmother?

It seems that part of the male population simply has an idiotic idea of what rape is and how the victim feels at the same time (and after it). No matter how you hang up after personal experience, comrades.

Just in Kazan. Two people argue on the road. It’s a matter of life, but the subconscious is clinging to the phrase: “I didn’t send you to @#$.” I just promised to cut off the head and cut off the eggs."

All this mess just because men persistently do not understand that rape breaks life forever, a huge percentage of women then end their lives with suicide. Recent anonymous flashmob, where women talked about violence (and this to some extent faced almost anyone, even if it is "only" bus bosses, exhibitionists-drochers, sweat strikers, etc.) caused so much aggression on the part of men - the type invented for yourself, rejoice that at least somebody stumbled on you, Ashotakov, etc. The men have a blind spot in this place, the brains of everyone, everyone who does not see anything terrible in catching the encountering girl behind the chest is not enough to understand that this is humiliation. Worst of all, it becomes a state policy - all these revelations of priests on the subject - beats a husband and rapes - tolerate, do not think about divorce and write a statement. Or there is such a writer Vedensky - so he in his rather popular detectives just so writes on behalf of women that it would be better for her to be raped by an extremely unpleasant type than to survive a difficult conversation, etc. He has a lot of such sexist nonsense. And nothing, it doesn’t bother anyone, neither editors, nor publishers, nor critics. So girls, it’s war and prepare for it like war, it’s better not. Men are so bombarded because they are not going to give up on anything. They are all satisfied, even if they were not sentenced for rape, there would be beauty. But, judging by the trend, maybe that day will come.

Jazz is the music of the joyful Negroes.
Blues: Music of the Sad Negroes

I prefer the classic:
Blues is when a good man is bad.
Rap is when a bad man is good.

#bus_educational, explain nearby, please: easy to find this b#d how?

Big Data is a cemetery of data
Once in a century, a spiritist comes there to ask a dead man about something, and again there is silence.

to this:

A little about myself: married, despite years in marriage, I have a sports figure, I cook, help clean up, I drink rarely (as I meet with friends), I go for a comp compot almost only at work, not a millionaire, but I earn a couple of times above the average, my wife never raised my voice, nor raised my hand, in sex - once a day is enough for me, I spend all my free time with the child, I can also feed and sleep and change the diaper and bathe - I only for joy, gifts to my wife and child regularly (the child is more often).
How do I become a fool? My wife divorced me, I don’t care.
It is psychological, help me.

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Telepaths are on vacation. We don’t know who you really are. You, Messiah, told what you considered necessary, what is seen from your worldview.
Or maybe you are that rare vaccines fool who quietly presses in a hurry to get into Moscow? Or your wife is like a maid: bring, give, spread your legs, and give all your love to the child, and this is a good example father.
As they say, nothing happens without a reason. If your wife divorces you, it is either you do not agree on something there, or your wife is you. And for her, it is better to silently send you down than to explain why.

We lived one time in Germany and rented an apartment there with a local very active grandmother. Her activity was manifested in very frequent visits without notice. I don’t remember it at all, but two cases stuck in my head.

1st There were very stupid clocks in the apartment. No, they are of course beautiful, old all things, but, infection, they were very loud. Imagine every hour, first a boom-boom, and then another cocoon climbs to roar. After the first night, you could boldly open the brick factory. We stopped them. The housewife asks why the clock does not work. We say that loud, sleep interferes. She replied, “Well what? Get used to it, it’s the old clock, they have to walk!” Upon our request to take away these old watches, he answered, “Why are they for me? “They are loud, they are loud.”

2nd It comes one day and from the threshold let all the devices turn off from the rotor. We stand and wait for the answer to our question. It turns out, "I do your best, because the devices consume a lot of electricity, you will pay less" After this incident, our natural politeness disappeared, and the woman began to come in much less often and on the call.

Let’s prepare something dietary, but delicious?
Shall we cut the strawberries?

Non-sentimental: why in Novosibirsk Academy Town whites calmly eat with their hands and nobody offends them?

The cocktail “Hotabich”

During the Soviet era, alcohol was used as a currency in all enterprises. Well, and not only as a currency it was used - at all banquets they also drank it with pleasure. But most people do not drink unleavened alcohol, but when diluted (this is the trouble!) The water is quite hot. Most people love it warm, but it is much better to cool. How to get cold quickly? It is liquid nitrogen. Take a glass or pot of pre-dried alcohol and pour nitrogen there. Nitrogen begins to evaporate intensively, cooling the alcohol. And around your vessel form thick clusters of fog. That is why many of these drinks are called "Hotabish". It cooled very quickly. In a few seconds, beauty is ice-feeding moisture.

From the discussion of the immortality of the Nokia 3310.

SeegP666: My nail3310 worked for 10 years (+/- month) then directly off before my eyes and no longer turned on (

Dancing-Caramel: I also had it. Then I charged and I’ve been chasing for the sixth year.