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[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №32428
 03.07.2010
by Leonid Alladin:
I don’t know if it should be encouraged or not. :)
Good luck on the exam, give up on the good, how shameful! xd

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №32427
 03.07.2010
YYY (15:22:41 2/07/2010)
There will soon be seats in the aircraft.
The type stopped the airplane, ar... give me a gift to Peter... ah, come down... just stand...
Cheers to flying...

XXX (15:23:40 2/07/2010)
Will you bring Peter? - Kaneshna, Daraga, you will show the way - bring))

YYY (15:26:40 2/07/2010)
Go to Japan for 9 hours... standing.

XXX (15:27:14 2/07/2010)
Well what to do))) became a Tajik, so be patient)))

YYY (15:27:39 2/07/2010)
Dada... interesting... discounts will be on the standing meal

YYY (15:27:40 2/07/2010)
? to

XXX (15:28:16 2/07/2010)
A lot of ballast, let’s not take off! Take it off ?

yyy (15:29:12 2/07/2010)
...before take-off... a scream from the pilot’s cabin—all are empty? The sanitary area will be...

XXX (15:29:18 2/07/2010)
and on the route aircraft will be tinted illuminators, so that the gauges on the fighters do not see that they are standing there)))

yyy (15:29:28 2/07/2010)
^ ^ ^ ^ )

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №32426
 03.07.2010
Geq (22:21:46)
A simple and personal question?
Vit
Essentially
Geq
Which fuck you are still at work!!!? to
Vit
I give up work.
Geq
Thanks for sincerity.

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №32425
 03.07.2010
The forum.

Uzer: Why, when a journalist is asked what he is doing, you hear very often - I am a representative of the oldest profession, well after prostitution of course. Why after prostitution? This is what embarrasses me...

Flooders is the oldest...
Who painted on the walls of mammoths... and flooders a lot of deer.

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №32424
 03.07.2010
xxx: Kiev in Novgorod do not like
YYY: Is it long? :D
Rurik our called, and the mother of the cities of the Russians for some reason Kiev
Well, there is a dispute like between Moscow and Peter only a thousand years of mutual inconsistencies longer.

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №32423
 03.07.2010
You’re just like my mom :(
Boy: I’m worse, I’m fucking not just your brain.

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №32422
 03.07.2010
The article on extremism.

FUNKYMAN> The German language should be prohibited yet, it was spoken by the fascists, and the cucumbers with bananas are a painful reminder.

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №32421
 03.07.2010
1 thank you!
Eat with the cake, don’t get tired of electricity ?
I want to eat, I want to eat, I want to eat, I want to eat.)

[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №32420
 03.07.2010
A child of 6 months.by :
Yarik...blin...I sang a song to him, he was sitting so quietly...I think, I like it...and he cried.
YYY: Was the song terrible? and :)
XXX: Yes to you...)

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №32419
 03.07.2010
from DC++

<parcour> VICTOR???????AU
<verbus> all over...Victor doesn’t love you anymore
<parcour> Not he promised me to drop Batelfield
<verbus> all these goats always promise something...love...children...family...batlefield!

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №32418
 02.07.2010
Rostikua: the fools capture the world
wedmid: baian, I’ve already taken it :)

[ + 65 - ] Comment quote №32417
 02.07.2010
Please look at the weather when we are expecting warming. I promised 30+ in a few days. Has the situation changed?

yyy: 2/7 +5; 3/7 +8; 4/7 +17; 5/7 +25; 6/7 +24; 7/7 +24; 8/7 +26

Maybe it’s cloudy? If it is cloudy then sign the letter O against the temperature.

yyy: 2/7 +5 D; 3/7 +8 O; 4/7 +17 C; 5/7 +25 G; 6/7 +24 PO; 7/7 +24 PO; 8/7 +26 C

XXX: Well, there is only to set up the periodicity of the update. Can you send us up-to-date weather data every 3 hours?

yyy: this was a trial to get weather data every three hours, buy the full version of the informer for $99.

xxx: key registration gec46hkkds36

Tagged: invalid key

XXX is crazy!! to

Tagged: invalid key

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №32416
 02.07.2010
In the guests I ask permission to use the comp, the hostess (x) says "no need to ask"
I: The computer is an intimate thing, it's like someone else's cowards without permission to take
X: But I don’t have anything like that on the compass!
I: You know, when cowards aren’t on me, they don’t have anything like that either.

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №32415
 02.07.2010
Give him a piece of paper :D
T is fucking
I don't know the size :D
We are growing ?
You are an optimist :D

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №32414
 02.07.2010
Milante: Blin, I got mad...I wanted chips, I went to the internet and ordered in the online store XDDD
And take them to me from the metro station Shchukinskaya.
Milante: because I did not look at the warehouse address
Dr.Cox ‎ ppt
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Milante ‎: now I solemnly through all of Moscow carry a pack of chips...ODNU XDDDD
I'm going to be ashamed to watch XDDDD

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №32413
 02.07.2010
Counterphobia is the fear of being afraid.
The worst recursion.)

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №32412
 02.07.2010
A burning man in front of me bought the following set of foods: four cut buttons and a pack of gondons. I tried to imagine the sequence of upcoming events – I couldn’t.

[ + 71 - ] Comment quote №32411
 02.07.2010
12-year-old Norwegian Hans Jörgen Olsen walked with his sister in the forest near the town of Lexwick.
Suddenly, an angry man came on his way.
But Hans was not confused, and used the skills acquired in the online game World of Warcraft.
First, he irritated the salmon to distract him from his sister. As he later explained, in the game, strong players irritate monsters to distract them from weak teammates. The animal followed him, then he pretended to be dead. “When you reach 30 levels in WoW, you’ll learn the ‘imaginary death’ trick,” says Hans. “I pretended to be dead and lost interest in me.”
Judging by the fact that the trick succeeded, the boy has already reached 30 levels. In this story, only one thing remains unclear: whether he received a quest award for his feat.
Using the opportunity, “Change” offers Blizzard (WoW manufacturer) to open training courses for forestry workers on its servers.

[ + 67 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №32410
 02.07.2010
Conversation in the hunting house before sleep:

What a blanket, I don’t even feel it! I like to have something tangible, something heavy.

2 - Take out the closet of the private...

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №32409
 02.07.2010
Correspondence of the English-language sapport (S) with the client (C):

S: OK, we will send it to you by e-male.
C: (after the break) I prefer females :)

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