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[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №32408
 02.07.2010
Administrator (17:59:55 1/07/2010) try again to update MSE
Administrator (18:10:16 1/07/2010) see what myom
Administrator (18:10:18 1/07/2010) by the way
Administrator (18:11:40 1/07/2010) and again
Administrator (18:15:21 1/07/2010) so
Administrator (18:15:25 1/07/2010) like it gets
Administrator (18:25:38 1/07/2010) see: go to IE and download the proxy settings there
Administrator (18:26:45 1/07/2010) then do import netsh
Administrator (18:27:57 1/07/2010) then try to update
Administrator (18:29:57 1/07/2010) agha
Administrator (18:32:13 1/07/2010) settings in IE after import can be restored
Administrator (18:35:13 1/07/2010) well, tomorrow we finish, I go home!
Uzer (18:55:13 1/07/2010) Smoke, sorry, I was at five at the meeting...

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №32407
 02.07.2010
Leestex: today for admission to the university passed two commissions
Leestex: received two certificates: not a psychopath and not a drug addict
Leestex: first for a year, second for two
Leestex: So now you can listen to voices for a year, and smell coke and smoke grass for two years.

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №32406
 02.07.2010
Tiber: Cut off my eyes, please, I can burn it.

I saw a girl today whose hair on her foreheads was tied to a cushion and cut.

Rescue the Sick.

[ + 69 - ] Comment quote №32405
 02.07.2010
Scorch is you?
Scorch: You have those old cassettes with porn.
Scorch: Who did we miss in our youth?
Der Lissen: There is somewhere (and what?)
Scorch: Look... I want to look... I want to postulate...
The Lissen: to pentecost? Is it called now? :D

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №32404
 02.07.2010
Moscow Order of Lenin Metropolitan named Lenin.

As a child I was almost mad when I saw this phrase and realized it. Or went down? At that time, I proposed that the mausoleum be called Lenin’s Moscow Mausoleum of the Order of Lenin.

[ + 66 - ] Comment quote №32403
 02.07.2010
Good night and peaceful night)
Leave your pillow with you.
1: and will not leave you the blanket)))

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №32402
 02.07.2010
Reineke_Lis
The girl left me!
Stormy_-
I have a meter-high water column from the toilet.

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №32401
 02.07.2010
From the Auto Forum:
Author: The Blonde
Subject: Please help me! The car does not start!! to
Posts of 176
Blonde says:
What is the meaning of "Empty"? Is there such a box with a hose?

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №32400
 02.07.2010
stumbled in the office. Divided by compass.

July
I want to drink)
July
Go hit me. I have nails and legs.
Guitar
? to
July (15:44:12 1/07/2010)
In the sense of painted and refined

[ + 65 - ] Comment quote №32399
 02.07.2010
1st
They asked for paint, I brought it.
2 is
The paint?
1st
Painting
1st
Sorry, I wrote inappropriately

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №32398
 02.07.2010
* Gal saw today in the store with all kinds of chemicals a container on which the inscription "Gala cleaning powder" was painted.
Gal in horror eaten from there

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №32397
 02.07.2010
I lie on the couch, mother behind the comp, I dictate to her what to answer:
M: Some %name_contact% tells you that Linux is chewing.
I: Write "GTTF"
M: He asks "What?"
I: Write the PNG
m: he writes "AFC"
Let me write lol.
Damn you, the internet generation.
and leaves
(C) 19N4T0V

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №32396
 02.07.2010
Do you know about chatroulette?
TeMHuK: type where are webcams and random interlocutors?
Hooper: Well...
hooper: so there the problem appeared - people hang their genitals in front of the camera and click "find the interlocutor"
Tagged with: ghee
Hooper: In short, they write a program that recognizes a member in front of the camera
It’s time to shave your beard and shorten your nose XDDD

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №32395
 02.07.2010
Cut the cat's stomach with the key from a recently purchased apartment.
The cat is pleased.
I finally bought a cat scratch for the stomach.

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №32394
 02.07.2010
I work in the loss settlement department of the insurance company. The customer of the clock calls today at 9 in the morning, tells us that the fire in the village happened, they should send an expert to inspect the affected house. I agreed with them for an hour. An expert about 12 reports that he does not have time to go to the village, I call a client to reschedule for Monday. I'm sorry, ohahahaha, I'm sorry, I'm saying goodbye, I'm going to put the phone and here the client gives out.
Can the house be removed?

[ + 67 - ] Comment quote №32393
 02.07.2010
<xxx> oh fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking
<yyy> Annu tears from the system

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №32392
 02.07.2010
Discussion of the city of Slavutich, in which the whole city lives at the expense of the nuclear power plant.
Shit, there are more cocktails, sports clubs, swimming pools and various entertainment than in Kiev. Wages are twice the average in the country. Around the forest. The population is only 20,000. They are complaining?
With this population, the girls are the same :)
Zzz: and the forest around.

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №32391
 02.07.2010
xxx: by the way, my computer jealousy to other things started
YYY: How is it? O_O
I just go out into another room, it cuts off.
xxx: and I progu setup, now 95%, I am afraid to leave... and in sorting wantцца
YYYYYYY: =
Okay, in 2 minutes it won't turn off, I'm a moment
xxx is out of chat.
xxx is in chat.
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №32390
 02.07.2010
In the morning I downloaded the necessary document, printed to our employee (at the age, it does not even fit the compass, but the adjuster is good). So he got acquainted with it, recorded what needs to be changed, gave it all to one of our aunts and ordered to insert changes. She was coming now, crying like the font picked up and glued it all. I asked for sources next time. I would have, of course, given it.
and patchwork.

[ + 68 - ] Comment quote №32389
 02.07.2010
I felt like Mario today.
YYY: Lazil in the tubes?
No, I hit my head on the brick ceiling, but the mushroom did not fall :(

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