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[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №32328
 01.07.2010
Mist: At the request of a friend hit the program MicMute, which disconnects the microphone by pressing a keyboard. Why Why? Well very simple. You are participating in an online conference, or just chatting with a girlfriend on Skype, and here - a mess! - scream from the kitchen: What kind of h..y put this y...y table on the back of the kitchen, b...y?!" If you have the reaction worked out, then by pressing, say, just Shift, Right Windows + Ctrl or whatever you set there in the program, the microphone will be cut off, and your interlocutors will hear nothing.

Alexey: what they just don't come up with, just not to clean the taburet :)

See also: Dick We are in the age of mammothe technology.

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №32327
 01.07.2010
Where did you go so long?
I was in the hospital...
HHH: How is it?
ууу:he was riding a motorcycle with a friend, she was drunk "look, the crown!"more pillar, hospital..)
XH: O_O

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №32326
 01.07.2010
StrayWind (22:43:08 29/06/2010)
Remember, I had a status standing, saying that only the pudors can roast the straw in the yard.

StrayWind (22:43:24 29/06/2010)
It was not a shale, it was a forest burning.

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №32325
 01.07.2010
My kids want to leave tomorrow at 6 a.m.
And of course I have to help them load up.)
I will come to you and sleep.

WOW: Ah, only first you have to explain to your mom what you decide to go under my blanket with Harry Potter at 8 in the morning))))
See also: Oh
I promised myself that I would not spread this fact.

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №32324
 01.07.2010
No matter how tired I am in bed, I can do anything.
Stranger by Br. Put a cover. I did not understand =)
The Blonde:

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №32323
 01.07.2010
Story: I went to the toilet now. I see, the cabin is open. Well, I think - free means, I open the door... and there the aunt over the toilet rushed and shouted begins - oh ah busy, busy here... I went to the neighborhood - I speak. Why are you not closing? And she (a brilliant answer!) And "Who is it for whom? Everything is here" *ROFL*

[ + 53 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №32322
 01.07.2010
YYY: I want to sleep. I barely hold
XXX: Let’s Stay Together
YYY : O_O
XXX : O_O
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
I have fireworks ? ?
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №32321
 01.07.2010
When we took a cat, we took a girl and named her Katie.
But then the girl grew up and became a boy.
xxx: and the name is used to and we called it consonantly
XXX: and now he’s called Cotetor

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №32320
 01.07.2010
What should I do to get the man to run after me?
He: to cut off the egg.

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