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Vladimir: Where are you?
I am at home, will you go out?
Vladimir: Where are you?
I'm in the metal, I'm out in 20 minutes.
Vladimir: Where are you?
I'm going to walk home, go to the square.
Vladimir: Where are you?
Q: Are you a fool?
Where are you, I’m running after you.
Fuck you fuck idiots.
Vladimir : =))))

There could be a funny quote here.

Do you want to congratulate me on holiday today?
WOW: With which one?
You are gone, yup!
Congratulations to you on the holiday "Lost"!

July 26 – World Day of the Lost!!! to
We bounced!
I will take you, colleagues :)
war10ck

Kiev (23:05:03 26/07/2008)
I’ll tell you a joke – ROFL

Kiev (23:05:14 26/07/2008)
Listen to

muaddyb (23:05:15 26/07/2008)
Give it!!and :-)

muaddyb (23:46:43 26/07/2008)
Write it or I don’t hear it. :D

Extra is
Fuck it yesterday.
Extra is
I came to the girl, talked, then once, kissed, then split her, and she me.
Extra is
Then she hurts, let’s go with the prey... we burn... well, I think pofig, let’s... she hurts all you want from my stuff, she removes the shirt and leaves the shirt, well, I don’t think long to take her shirt, I dress... I find strings, I put them on my head, but I stay in my pants... they are red with a stem pattern.
Extra is
Then, she goes to the kitchen, lays on her breasts instead of a spoonful of cream, takes a champagne and just in the moment she enters the hallway, her dad returns for the money, who has left to rest with his mom...
Extra is
and now the picture: the father returns, sees his daughter without a lifak, but with cream on the chest and champagne with glasses in his hands, suddenly a guy in a lifak, cowards and strings on his head rushes into the room with a cry.
by Dan-666
No fucking yourself.
Extra is
I’ve never seen a father laughing from laughter.
Extra is
I was so caught...
Extra is
and the (
Extra is
Fuck the eggs.

Meanwhile, I like this new fashion. When spam calls you by name.

Do you want to increase your penis?
Something I do not want for now. Thanks for the care.

Write a video about waking up from oral sex.

by Salikumarou:
Spammers are shrinking :)
Here’s what I got now:
This is the real spam message!
If you received this ugly email, it means that when you registered on the forum [here was an ad].com you entered your real mailbox. And in vain. Never do that, otherwise you will get that shit.
By the way, what am I? Aaaah I remembered! Well, if you need antivirus keys or want to write something smart, but you don’t know where, then come in, we’ll be happy and all that.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
Ferroman: o_O Kernel Panic

<: Ogenic threshold is on the phone - at a low level of battery charge the phone begins to power and vibrate

< very comfortable

>: A also includes blues and jprs

< ah, warns everyone around you that you have a low charge

> begins the sending of MMS. and #039; do not call me. I was there'

< Turn on the camera and take photos. Record the last minutes of the body.

> begins to play full-volume tragic music. No possibility of disconnection

I wiped the floors, wiped the dust, washed my clothes, disassembled my dishes, wiped my clothes, washed the bathroom and the toilet.
I want to get married to myself.

SunfoolD
If this quote hits the tower, then I was able to enter two words correctly from the O_o verification code.

“Fuck, I think I think. A stupid fool. and stupid. The cock. A stupid fool. Stupid and suck. of Sukata. “TupajasukatupajaSukatupaja.”

Thus begins not only the work of Max Frey's complaint book, but also my acquaintance with the pre-installed notepad.

1 Come to us!
2 Dick this... No money...
1 to go!
2 is also (

Vlad (15:04:26 25/07/2008)
How is life?

2601 (15:05:16 25/07/2008)
Yes, it is okay. The fourth child should be born.

Vlad (15:05:32 25/07/2008)
The fourth of August?

2601 (15:06:37 25/07/2008)
We haven’t met for a long time... no, the fourth heir.))))

He is:
Do you really think that sex is not an obstacle to friendship?

She is:
Yes, and what?and :)

He is:
We are friends, right?:D

Jack> My mother and I had a last quarrel when I was 15.
Jack> she beat me for sparing 3 thousand from her and buying ceds.
Jack> yes, and then she beat me not because I swallowed, but because she didn’t like the cakes.

I work in a large international company as a specialist in the corporate department (selling electric goods only wholesale and only to large companies).
Does your child have a lamp?
I: Yes, but I’m sorry, we’re working with a volume of 1000 pieces.
I need one in the kitchen, do you have one?
I’m sorry: Yes, but what do you need?
A hundred pounds, why?
...I introduced a grandmother who is dying from first-degree burns in the kitchen, trying with the last of her strength to turn her back...

Well, I sit at work, I code in 1C, I don't touch anyone, here comes a new one from another department, blows into my monitor and issues: "So I knew that you were not the programmers of Nihren here, but only in the chat all day you sit"...

Telephones, cables, servers and hubs
Printers, scanners and drives.
Firewalls, passwords, protocols and masks
Siddhartha is like a magician in a fairy tale.

If the virus has eaten the report, there is no internet,
We call Sissadin, but he is not there.
"No-ka comes quickly", but he’s very busy,
He gives the boss a new tamagochi.

We desire the Siddhartha,
To make it all seem,
So that the server does not break.
So that the bugs do not grow,
If the virus does not spread,
Ping is always going by.
Used to be impeccable
I always loved you, appreciated you.

Congratulations to you, Comrade Sisadmin!! to