Two mothers are talking.
Oh what, the kids are very bad, the parents do not listen, they argue.
Are yours good?
and yes.
And my good ones. Whose ones are bad?

US Embassy in Moscow without light due to fire

Commentary :
Great response to sanctions. The next time the sewer will accidentally turn off.

to this:
Guys, please behave properly, this behavior does not paint you.
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When will you realize that these calls don’t mean anything? In any group, you can see the most active representatives, so because of these inadequate monkeys, it seems to you that we Ukrainians are all sitting here and only dreaming like a mosquito in the borst. And in fact not, all normal people behave adequately and can only wait for when all this nonsense ends. And once we behave normally, then we do not see that we are such condemned.
Asking for proper behavior is useless. Who could see it and behave so normally? And for the bulky inadequates, you are a moscal who indicates something to them, probably worked in Egypt, the mosquitoes are bombarded by popcorn, the heroes of the sala in Ukraine... And how to fight these fools I don’t know.

X: What mosquitoes are now evil gone, fumigators do not help (
y: And we have mosquitoes so harsh that they pull a fumigator out of the socket when they get into the room.)

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How much money is needed for what is more expensive?
Say that you are sorry for my money!! to
And goats, goats, goats...
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This is a form of money question.
I had to ask: How much do you pay for this costly dress?
Do you feel the difference?
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Chuvak-2, there is some difference, of course. But if this TP entangled in her stitches to offend a guy, then nothing will help.

I went to Peter this summer. Warm up...

xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx The insurance company will pay my loan. I bought a shaurma, asked for more pepper, bitten, wiped out my mouth with my hand... Yumi, will my intestines dissolve?
If I die, I will give you my ack of stima.
XXX: Although not... I am even a dead greedy :-)

xxxh: and so far I draw them a vector herre, so that you can stretch without losing quality
It is useful to HD
I would like to have a vector...

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I don’t know, I’m pleased with my roof. When increased, it creates a very useful and mutually pleasant roughness.)))

And in "what? where?when?" have you ever asked a question to which the answer would be "I don't know"?

and Simferopol. Announcement for the job of a design engineer. The salary is 9000 rubles. I got a letter from the applicant: "You really pay 9000 rubles or is this a joke?"

to this:
A dog on a pedestrian crossing.


There would be more normal Drivers who, regardless of the situation (whether transitory or not), would reduce the speed before the pedestrian crossing.

My cat is very suspicious of people - always crawls under the door when someone closes in the room, smells food long before starting to eat, and when I crawl it, she occasionally opens her left eye to check if I am doing it in good faith.

My friend burned me a day ago. I went with her to her brother’s birthday. I have two gifts already packed:
Have two gifts?
- My brother in the dungeon will also have an uncle, he also had a birthday on the days, but he never celebrates, so I bought him a gift. So purely symbolic.
We arrived at noon and greeted the little one. We approach the uncle - a healthy man like that, pale. A friend gives him a gift, he opens, and there is SHAMPOO! My uncle and I immediately rattled, he was a man with a sense of humor. For a long time, my friend sincerely wondered what we were ridding.

in the operating room today.
Surgeon: That needle is so dumb, you probably
The head touched!
I didn’t touch the tip!
You are an adult boy, you have to.
Start touching the tip.

Every time I feed my cat, I am upset that the cat eats poorly and little.
Every time I grind his bowl, I realize that he, the fox, is eating a lot!

>> You have been borrowed, you marketers. Why can’t I mentally link the words “these” and “days” without associations with pads?

Maybe it’s because you’re watching advertisements.

The Friday. The evening. I sit behind the computer and watch youtubes. A friend calls. He asks with a quick speech, “Where do you make any plans?”
Flegmatically I answer: “I sit at work. I rest. I’m going home to work.”
After a long pause, I realized that a friend had a cognitive dissonance.

This is:

I knew one family... cooked there from natural products, yes. No chemical bulbs. A potato from the mother-in-law, a chicken from the mother-in-law... but this, sorry, tasteless nonsense could only be made with a great hunger. That simple daily meals, that festive snacks... nothing, still live. Who is used to.

You can cook good or bad from any product.

Maelinhon: Started lying to a laptop, for no apparent reason (he was 2 years old). I found his papers, of course. The warranty just expired, literally a month ago.
I sincerely wish all the manufacturers of equipment that put on the self-destruction mechanism for the sake of buying a new barrel that their bodies begin to rot alive immediately upon reaching retirement age.

It is expected that the development of the tablet on iOS worth 114.4 million rubles has already been completed, and the device will be presented to the chairman of the board of GAZPROM after August 20. In fact, Miller’s tablet is an iPad with Wi-Fi and 3G module and, apparently, the maximum amount of memory. Its incredibly high cost is due not to the appearance (there will be no platinum body or diamonds here), but specialized software with a high degree of protection.

xxx: And already in September Miller will be the usual miser with last year's iPad =)