I’m even more epic.
Operator: What operating system do you have?
by Debian
We do not support obsolete operating systems.
I: But I just updated yesterday.

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XX: My mother has recently become disturbed by dentists - dentists and the size of their wages... I recently left her son with her (6 months)... And I hear the edge of the ear from another room: "You will grow up, you will become what you want - a dentist."

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xxx: multi-stream programming at 4 in the morning will not lead to good
xxx:Instead of the headphone in the ear put Jack))
xxx: I don’t think it’s going to happen ?

sibiriak22: Brother What are you smoking?
just_from_ussr: Usually in such cases they say: "give me this herb". And I will say, find where this grass grows and destroy this area with a nuclear strike.

Sugar, when will you stop communicating here with those who are in debt? Let me write the spirit of the dead cat here and hope he reads?
Simba, I loved you, you were like a brother to me, you lived a pretty long life, I hope you are at peace now.

Buying soap and grinding supplies for the whole family, only my husband managed to buy the same towels and toothbrushes for all family members.

xxx: when he speaks in substance, it's a shit easy to translate
When the flow of consciousness begins
YYY: Well yes, there are a billion random phrases that do not fit in one sentence at all.
xxx: and so we’ll take that pen, the premium segment, as I said in the previous example, vertical disintegration, the green solvent, Frodo goes to Mordor, I just want you to understand more

Ekaterina
I want to know how crazy you are"which is the most crazy act in your life

Andrei
Drunk on a motorcycle

Ekaterina
And I was not afraid.)

Andrei
Hz, I was hot.

Ekaterina
A fun way to cool.

Andrei
Drunk swimming is dangerous

There are iron cabinets at work today.
Xhx: And why does the director himself wear our notebooks?
Yyy: It’s contagious, so to speak, with your example.
I’m glad I have immunity.

Commentary under video:

xxx: opened the video, clicked somewhere in the middle saw how the type divides 900 by 3 on the calculator, closed the video

xxx: I read the manna on the installation of one library here and came across such a team.
xxx: sudo su -
X: Can you tell me its deepest meaning?
In my name I appoint myself king.
XXX: So is it?

The paradox. A sad paradox.

People who believe that their God is love are ready to kill those who think otherwise.

Joseph of Egypt

There was such a famous Zionist Efim Members. The Zionist is in this case not a blasphemy, but a definition: Efim Vladimirovich organized the move of young Jews to Israel, then Palestine, and succeeded so much in this matter that a street in Tel Aviv was named after him. Since there are no passages in Hebrew, it is not "Chlenov Street" written on the tablet, but "Chlenov Street". And since this area is inhabited mostly by Ethiopians, the Russian-speaking Tel Aviv people call this street no other than the street of Black Members.

There is a girl living on this street. In the day she works, in the evening she studies, and as soon as she learns and finds a better job, she will surely move to another area, but so far. The inhabitants of the street don’t bother her too much, except for her neighbor Yosi. He has the habit of returning from a walk of an hour at three or four o’clock at night, drunkardly confusing Lily’s door with his own and breaking to her with the noise of a young gorilla.

Drunk Yoshi is not aggressive. If you say to him 3-4 times, "You are wrong, this is not your floor," he understands and leaves. But these impulses are repeated almost every night, Lily can't fall asleep after them and feels broken all day. Calling the police for such nonsense is stupid. Talking to Yoshi is useless: he swears that he will not be again, but the next night everything repeats.

Lily addressed her problem to friends on Facebook. She was given two handy advice: 1) ask a friend of the special forces to talk to Yoshi in a manly way, and 2) mark the door so that Yoshi does not confuse her with her own, even in the darkest state. A friend of the special forces with Lily was not found, but a friend of the artist was found. A Russian-language tel Aviv, of course. with the appropriate association.

Lily is sleeping peacefully. And in one of the houses on the street of the Members a local attraction appeared: a bright pink door, which depicts a black member with a height of half a door and the inscription: "Yoshi, your apartment is a floor above."

A man wrote a letter to the owner of a small hotel:
I would like to take a dog with me. She is well educated, of course, will not cause trouble. Do you not object?
received the answer:
“I have held the hotel for many years and never had a dog stolen my towels, bedding, or a picture from the wall. I never should have called the police because the dog got drunk and started a scandal in the middle of the night. And it never happened that the dog did not pay the bill. Therefore, I am happy to welcome the dog, and if it takes care of you, you can also come.

Woloss: Affl is an average airline. Ordinary new smells. A good slaughter. There is also a free baggage of 46 kg for passengers.
What a discrimination against men.

In order to catch the Wi-Fi, you have to think like the Wi-Fi, behave like the Wi-Fi, be a Wi-Fi.

I sit in bed and watch a series on my laptop. There is a cat lying by and listening. Suddenly stumbled, clicked on the front leg on the tachpad, put a pause, and ran away. And then I came (I was specifically waiting for this dull face) and stumbled back on the tachpad. She lay down and continued to listen. Cats will capture the world, not everyone.

Today my favorite told me a story that happened in an electric car.
From his words: I go into the car, sat in front of the two guys, then came another one of their comrades and sat next to them, all three in the shit. The one who sat down, what he was asking me, we broke a few words and he cuddled, and his comrades began a dialogue:
Well, when we arrive, will we be waiting for an opera like last time or not?
2: I do not know.
Last time we were waiting directly at the station... And this time we are going to buy or sell?
I sit and look out the window, as if there was the most interesting view in the world! Thoughts are different. Further from the dialogue I understand that they sell armature from the factory to the opera, but what a beginning!!! Even though the connection is intriguing!

The youngest of my grandmother. Cut off the finger. He tells us:
"There was a lot of blood, I was crying, and my grandfather said I was angry because of such a little thing. He didn’t let me express his emotions. :D
I understand that the child did not cry.

I did not send the client:
Cloud databases, like the application itself, are stored on Microsoft cloud servers that are backed up (backup backup) at any time for two weeks. This means that:

It is not a single server, but a system, and failure of one of its elements does not affect the performance of the system as a whole.
The current BD and its backups are stored on different servers.
The simultaneous failure of all servers is possible in the event of global disasters affecting several parts of the world in which servers are located, for example, a nuclear war.
4) If the nuclear explosion occurred in the zone of direct visibility, put your thumb on the extended arm to the side of the explosion, if the fungus from the nuclear explosion exceeds the size of the thumb, then you are in the radius of the damage and you need to get out as soon as possible.

I wish you a good day.