In ancient times in Russia, on the day of St. Sisadmin, all the wooden bills were hanging, fishing nets were torn and ropes were unplugged. The Russians did not know what these small cataclysms were associated with, and therefore they poured beer on the Clavas for every chance.
The ritual of watering Klaw began in the darkness in the forest near the fire, through which no one jumped, but everyone repeated: "Shas, ah." Then began the ritual of watering. The clavier was placed on the table brought into the forest in advance, the girls drank it with pieces of bread, and the boys plunged a beer from the bars with the scream "Oublia!". Then Clava was raised, shaken, blown and thrown onto the table with the scream “Mamepiedz!” These outcry received the name "mother", from which the concept of "mother words" came.

1 to help!
Do you know how to repair a shell?
2 What Happened?
1: We have broken up.
2 O_O
Because of the dishes
Have you tried washing?! to
1: I have to try
1: The roof is broken.
2nd Bright

KOlt01: They calculated the salary in the director's office on the billing machine, a stack of five hundred rubles, and it was cursed)
KOlt01: stitched one fifth wheel
KOlt01: began to get carefully, and got half a cup ) apparently someone before us one thousand paper did not count ))

QuaNT – Zr Guth Catherine.
Kate Undigitall has a German accent.
QuaNT – Believe Good Catherine... so what’s better?
Kate Undigitall is not in Russian
Kitty, just get up, just get up.
Kate Undigitall is here

Rabbit
Send the mail, I will send you.
by @Lonus@
sowaulmailru1@mail.ru
Rabbit
Not a fucker, right?
Rabbit
So what, sowaulmailru@mail.ru was hit?

Am I the only one who clicks the plus or minus on the main twice to see the emoji?

Fuck, fuck, why did he say so, went to look at the smiley.

Blonde girl with a shirt!! to

How did you find out? O O O O

Who is here?? to

I want Ivory Ivanov!!!! to

Tlan (10:44:57 25/07/2008)
We only guessed... We poured a toner. They call and ask what to do. We makeup that cloth wet to collect carefully!! Under no circumstances use the dust. So what do you think they did? is correct. The dust was taken. It is also easy to pick up a toner. The result: the toner successfully passed ALL the filters of the vacuum cleaner, and since it was decent, it sprinkled a good layer of the whole room and this stack of dibioids. And then they tried to scream at us, like we advised them some shit. It’s just hysterical in the department. :D

Interestingly, the question asked by a mother to a two-year-old child: "What did you do so little" He should answer?
"Sorry mother, don’t meet me?

And it would be outrageous to know that this quote was made by the same child!

XX: Do you remember Leah? This kind of thing doesn’t come out of the shell.
YYYY: well
We drank beer with him and went to catch him. I am relieved in front of the road, and he goes, is patient, silent like this at once, barely holds. At the entrance he greeted us. and originally so, jumping out from the corner unexpectedly, squeezing and squeezing the palm on the shoulder.
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
xxx: yes, no... a few pants are washed off, but the colina jaw will heal for a long time.)

What will happen when the LHC is launched?
There will be a breakthrough...
In what?
If you’re lucky, it’s in science. If you are not lucky, then in the matter.
c) eclipsevl

Fuck it... Fuck it.
Sokol: What is it?
~FERZ~: I just remembered something, but what I forgot (

Talking to a blonde:

You have a stupid face.
It’s stupid, but the breasts are big!

Versus
A virus on a dolphin... he’s such a shit, a HLP. It went great. It attributes itself to the beginning of the file. This is the lie, it is not in the databases... So, it is then discharged from the file, and is randomly rewritten into the active process. Drawing a hook? I lost him!

Dimon
Write the base ?

Versus
No, I’ll send the source to Dr.Web Sapport simply.

[16:03:29] alexey says: privet bratan kak dela u tebya
[16:03:52] Vladimir says: Hi, I have no brothers in Spain)
[16:04:21] alexey says: a izveni kak u tebya familia
[16:04:33] Vladimir says: Shashkov
Alexey says: a ne znaesh vovku belyaeva on zshivet v moscve
Vladimir says there are 15 million people living in Moscow.
Alexey says: a ne mozshesh uznaty gde on zshivet poshalusta bratan

from Usenet

xx: Thank you to everyone who responded to my question about hammer care. The hamster is not the most useful animal. When I come back from work, she sleeps, I wake her, I feed her. Then she bites the cage at night and prevents me from sleeping. Today, she removed the roof of her house. Maybe she is sick? I decided to give her a sweet waffle cake. Do hamsters eat sweets?
V: Give her a drop of nicotine... they probably don’t eat nicotine, but you can test a well-known theory about its brilliant effect on small rodents.

gri6man> I’m sitting, so I’m with the solder, pairing. A fly flying around me. The fly sat on my knee. attention to the question. Where did I get a 5mm burn in my knee?

Was the fly radioactive and exploded? Or just blushed the plasma?

She was frightened by the solder and overwhelmed with acid.

On the phone with a client:
So on Monday or Tuesday we will be remembered. I will give you the price immediately. I have so much cheating!! ......

The Space Baby:
My father burned me tonight.

The Space Baby:
In short, yesterday evening the water was given, well, I went to shower, and you know how many hours I am... Well, it was about half an hour, he knocked in the door and shouted: '' Smoke fire... Let's go out... Then you burn...'' And here I felt that the burning smells... I run out of the bathroom faster, and this fool stands and the fireworks near the door burns, then suddenly goes into the bathroom, and our toilet is also there, and there is a noise of a stream beating around the toilet. I am not so cleansed.

Pipetz, the most shameful chit - Dendi emulator with the possibility of Seivizio!

The Brother! How we missed it then! and :)

The man with a tail
Drinking *

The bet1
Most importantly not so.

The man with a tail
I do not drink (I do not drink).

The bet1
I was like a non-drinker.

The bet1
Two days later he left...