The bastard! You called me Katie again during sex!! to
It is so dark...

There was a joke in the metro yesterday. I took a backpack from work, put a guitar in a box and a laptop bag in it. I stand on the pedestal, a guy approaches, says that a tourist, and that I have a funny backpack (and he has me, really funny, special forces with all the twists on the dural frame), and asks permission to photograph this backpack. The backpack is next to me. The man takes a photo, leaves, shows a photo to the comrade. He fits, asks for permission, and also takes pictures on the phone. It is not from this company a man and also a photographer, but no longer a backpack, but me.
I sit in the wagon. There are two girls nearby. Then they approached and said:
Could you take an aphrodisiac?

There was a quote, said what we are minted goats, where one prosecutor violated the law and was given only two years, and even conditionally. And now think about this: What do you say to a neighbor who is evading taxes? You don’t give it up, no, because it’s not human, you’re not like these disgusting penthouses. But there are thousands of people like him, and you work to keep them alive. And think about how your children go to the disco, get drunk there and rape a girl in the sort, filming it on a mobile phone, and then pouring in contact or on YouTube. Then your offspring acknowledge everything, and you strangle this girl so that she doesn't go to us, say, okay, it's drunk, and especially frozen of you, the bastards start to convince that she herself wanted this, and threaten. Think of your children killing someone drunk, and you’re giving bribes to prosecutors you hate so much that your bastards get rid of responsibility. And now think about why we are so strict with you, why we stretch all the hooks and drive you into a lie at the slightest suspicion. Fuck, you’re a puppy, because it’s scary to realize that the most disgusting and disgusting monster in this country is yourself.

Why did Pushkin die?
by Dante
Any dental illness?

I admire our sellers in the market. I sit with my bags full of tomatoes. fit a gypsy with a diet, well, standard divorce, type give for food. The saleswoman said 4 words: “Woman, go away, he’s a student.” The Gypsy looked at me with such pity, if I had made a face like a cat in a shrek, she would have thrown my own coat on the march))

Menestrel12

I searched for the answer to the question 'how to get a girl to leave you?

There were a lot of suggestions, but in the mode 'patztalom' I translated the advice 'break her hand! You are not!'

asked to tell
The case was 2 years ago...admined in a private firm...collective mostly female with all the consequences...eternally the cable will be broken off, monic will not turn on or screw them in a crack, do not press a num lock or a bunch of folders lie on the ctrl at the gods..in general like everyone...but not about this...burned the printer paper called and said that the printer does not print...I come and spit...a piece of paper(leaves 7) attached to the clamps are placed in the printer’s pot (gratefully the printer from the abundance of paper did not allow the paper to enter the cartridge with the clamps...because it was hurt)...in general I was angry I gathered all the clamps(stucks 7)...and I sp

I’m not the first month watching the sleepy jokes in the style of the "camedi-club" in the direction of the vase. Who of you who were crazy was in the factory? The bankruptcy of the plant has long been a planned move at the state level promoted by Western corporations. The factory was seized in 2004 by a raider attack at the state level by “effective managers” from Moscow, who began pumping giant amounts of bubble into Moscow and the SPB. Where does this bubble come from if the plant is lost? All of the "help vase" is nothing more than a splash of money by officials and managers who put it on their accounts. And you, stupid and uneducated (therefore not considering yourself as such), are carefully processed on the Internet (the zombie is not for you). You are not told how "effective managers" bought corners with snowboards for workers' money, they do not write about the money for which a charter flight flies every week on the Tolyaty-Moscow route, they do not write that Aryatkov had $130 a month, that he received a year's income of work at the factory - one and a half billion rubles, they do not write that he was appointed by the governor and now redirected all the cash flows of the region to Moscow, that the mayor of Tolyaty with the team of the same managers - controls the money flows from the city. You are not written about a billion euros of shares sold in a factory that has disappeared somewhere.

You only write nonsense - that the state holds a factory.

You can write "to let you die all there in Tolyaty". There is no need for mind here.

Where is the mouse, don’t you know?
YYY: he went to the cinema in half-orks
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince?
Yyy: Well, maybe half-blooded, he was talking on the phone
Have you ever heard of Harry Potter?
YYY: You’ll probably laugh, but I’ve never heard of the Half-Blood Prince either.
XXX is Fig. Do you know anything about House 2?
YYYYY: Yes The show is built at home.
I don’t know how you do it, but I want it too! =) is

The husband goes to work, looks at the kindergarten, greets the daughter: - Good morning, a TV man!
In response he hears, “Good morning, computer man!”

The Mint! Do you know why they don’t love you? No, not because you can take the police on the case or without it. Your job is like that.
But for the fact that a drunken investigator of the prosecutor's office kills a woman to death, tries to escape and at the same time tires a few more cars, until he is detained by eyewitnesses... he gets only 2 years conditionally!!! And all this is on the rocks all over the country. and Fuck...
That’s why they hate and hate you.

There is such a bearded joke with the main theme - "Daddy, Daddy, and where is the sea?"
To the boy, Dad shows the sea for the first time.
Look at the sea, my son.
Where is Moore?
That is it, son!
Where is Moore?
Oh yes, here is it!! to
Where is Moore?
Dad takes him by the hand, leads him to the sea, and kicks him. The boy cries out:
Oh what is it?
This is the sea, my son.
Where is Moore?
____________________________________

And this boy grew up.
Kesha, where are you? I am on Moore!
Hi, where are you? I am in Moore.)

<Mad> The most difficult work in socks. They are on their feet all day!

On the subject of the pimple on the scrotum and the reflection of the knee...
My wife (at the time) accidentally bitten my scrotum to blood during the type of games and kind of affection. The reflex was double – first with the hand in the forehead (chess the word reflexively) well, and the second in the back with the foot... because from the hand hit she did not squeeze her teeth and led her back. The egg behind her. The leg behind the egg. It was very painful (

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Damblemort: How to sleep 2-4 hours a day and be energetic and vibrant at the same time?
Shock_one: Sleep 8-10 hours a night :-)

She (23:04:31 22/07/2009)
Here's how many cigarettes I smoked in these days if I bought a pack on Monday morning and it just ended.
He (23:04:54 22/07/2009)
20 is

I play PES2009 with Russian comments. The ball hits the player in his mouth and then Utkin pronounces: "Uffffffffffffff...and...I sympathize with this player...he fell straight...khm...I would say straight on the MTS".

xxxxx: all my friends tell me what kind of man I am, any guy I can handle and cut off, so be careful with me
Don’t worry, you’re an ordinary fool.

from ZH:
The road by car home by the navigator looks like this: “Bla, where I am...bla, where I am...bla, I’ve been here two minutes ago...bla, where I’m...bla, where I’m...Opa, I’ve come!”

Let us share the world... the sea to you, the waves to me; the sky to you, the stars to me; the sun to you, the light to me... or better - all to you... and you to me.

YYY: Let us better share the world...Solar panels to you, the plug-in module to me; the cabin company to you, the crystallizer-CHSK-1 to me... or better - ALL TO YOU... one fuck it drowned!