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[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №33608
 27.07.2010
Chatta this morning in the refrigerator from the food was only red caviar and nuts in honey... and so chatta pelmenie wanted...

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №33607
 27.07.2010
SG (23:48:46 26/07/2010)
Unable to reach the project, localhost
SG (23:48:56 26/07/2010)
He is behind the router.
SG (23:49:04 26/07/2010)
Router for IBP
SG (23:49:11 26/07/2010)
IPB for the Shield
SG (23:49:20 26/07/2010)
Shield behind the door
SG (23:49:29 26/07/2010)
The key in the door.
SG (23:49:32 26/07/2010)
was
SG (23:49:39 26/07/2010)
I pressed the button, closed it.
SG (23:49:46 26/07/2010)
I have the key.
SG (23:50:41 26/07/2010)
I am in Turkey.

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №33606
 27.07.2010
XXX and XXX;
I find it much more difficult to understand how to write a resume and how to become a programmer. Many tried to explain, a bunch of literature on this topic read, but in 8 years I never entered - it is really difficult.

YYY>
You are on the wrong path, comrade. We need to be closer to the general mass of programmers. In this case, you will not differ from a programmer and you will easily be accepted as a programmer.

1st Stop reading literature. Programmers do not read literature. Real programmers read code.

2nd Stop to read. Real programmers don’t read, they write code, fix bugs, etc.

Three Find a friend of programmers. Meet them, talk to them, drink beer.

[ + 99 - ] Comment quote №33605
 27.07.2010
He: you won't believe, doctors assure, mink brings a huge benefit to women's health

She: Yes, and what benefit can this bring to the mine?

It is the teeth. Sperm contains valuable minerals that strengthen gums. In addition, the zinc and calcium contained in it are no worse than expensive pasta contribute to the restoration of tooth enamel. If you have oral sex twice a week, the likelihood of caries decreases by 40%.

It is the chest. The male sperm contains the hormone prostaglandin. When entering the body, it stimulates the production of female hormones, including estrogen. Not only does the condition of the skin and hair improve. Thanks to estrogen, the volume of the chest and thighs increases. No need for plastic surgeons. This effect is achieved only if the woman swallows the sperm.

It is burning calories. Scientists claim that 26 minutes of French love burns the calories of one pizza eaten. And 53 minutes of oral sex that ended in orgasm destroyed three hamburgers and a pack of chips.
It is anti-stress. During oral pleasures, nerve endings are stimulated on the lips and the hormone oxytocin is produced, which has a relaxing effect. Also, doctors note that sperm contains lipids and amino acids, which have excellent healing effects in stressful stomach diseases - gastritis, colitis, ulcers.

Here is myself and the sauce. Pleasant and useful.

[ + 68 - ] Comment quote №33604
 27.07.2010
A pregnant woman is eating in the ash. (Andrei is the future son)
And Andrei is out ?
M: Is it how?
Q: How do people crawl?
And he is also running! ?
Q: How did you know that he was shooting and not shooting, for example?
J: well scratch with such a frequency)))))))) although he is your son and you can expect anything from him))))

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №33603
 27.07.2010
Consider that you have taken place as a photographer if more than half of your friends on the avatar are in your hands.

[ + 67 - ] Comment quote №33602
 27.07.2010
xxx (09:04:37 27/07/2010)
What about my new anti-spam bot?

// *
Hi my friend!
This is an impenetrable anti-spam! I’m not going to ask how many letters in the word ‘hui’ or how our planet is called.
If you are really my acquaintance, with whom I want to chat - ask me personally (can by phone), add you to the contact list.
Otherwise go fuck!
*

yyy (09:04:59 27/07/2010)
and)))

yyy (09:07:23 27/07/2010)
And then you were called and a voice like the Terminator said, “Hello! I am your friend, add me to the aska! By the way, if you want to know if your boyfriend has not cheated on you, then go to the website www.h1.gfh.ty, and cheap carpets can be purchased here..." and so on.)

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №33601
 27.07.2010
The girls talk.
I want a got guy!
Q2: Why do you have a patchwork?

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №33600
 27.07.2010

You are smoking, you are drinking, why? After all, you will not argue that without all this you can live and enjoy life, communicate with friends, loved ones and loved ones. But the doubtful pleasure that a person gets by smoking another cigarette or drinking a glass of alcohol - does it give something in return? Can it give love to itself, learn to feel? Does it not take away those moments of life that we could have spent on more pleasant things, takes away the same extra day that we could have spent with a loved one?
I don't know if I'm right or not, but I'm sure of one thing - and without these doubtful pleasures life is beautiful.

222: What are you there? O_O

111: I have no idea. I smoke, drink beer and go to bed.

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №33599
 27.07.2010
I bought so many products. How to put all this in the refrigerator?
YYY: We need to reorganize.
XXX: to stumble on your feet?

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №33598
 27.07.2010
XXX: Listen to
XXX: Resolve the Dispute
YYY: I allow...

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №33597
 27.07.2010
Ascension: (7:04:42 27.07.2010)
The pigeon scuca
Bad boy: (7:05:33 27.07.2010)
The pigeon?
Ascension: (7:05:36 27.07.2010)
Aha
Ascension: (7:05:40 27.07.2010)
entered the window.
Ascension: (7:05:44 27.07.2010)
I laughed at the bowl.
Ascension: (7:05:48 27.07.2010)
Started falling
Ascension: (7:05:53 27.07.2010)
stumbled in glass.
Ascension: (7:06:01 27.07.2010)
Raised on the fence and collapsed.

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №33596
 27.07.2010
In the neighboring warehouse, the milk company leases a space. So our wise men managed to unnoticably throw milk from there. Today brought a pack of milk, but which is written: date of manufacture 05.08.10.
It’s terrible to drink it, even if it’s a whirlwind. :)

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №33595
 27.07.2010
From IM:
Vlad-It (10:23 AM): and I also walked - there you can rent bicycles and ride them everywhere!! to
Konstantin-CS (10.46 AM): Bletch, you will start working today, scuco!? to

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №33594
 27.07.2010
Max is
Oh! Mushrooms and berries contain poisons.

Max is
Garlic and melons contain nitrates.

Max is
Damn, you can’t eat shit.

The Dark
Yes is.

Max is
I will smoke.

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №33593
 27.07.2010
Discuss the different types of female

xxx (00:34:58 27/07/2010)
There are large and stretched

yyy (00:35:06 27/07/2010)
by Amateur

xxx (00:35:12 27/07/2010)
Do not tell

xxx (00:35:30 27/07/2010)
There is something hypnotic in it.

yyy (00:35:48 27/07/2010)
ahahahahah

yyy (00:35:53 27/07/2010)
The hypnosis ?

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №33592
 27.07.2010
Conversation with a group member:
Have you walked the dog?
He is: No. We fought with him.
I: Oh, and what, does he endure?
He: No, that’s why we fought.

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №33591
 27.07.2010
X: Now I understood what hemorrhoids climb in the innet through a regular phone...
Y: Yes, you can try through the cell phone, it’s easier...

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №33590
 27.07.2010
(Spam in asky, I’m stuck on Washington DC)
Kesha (21:04:37 26/07/2010)
hi)

Pierre (21:04:45 26/07/2010)
Hi to

Kesha (21:05:27 26/07/2010)
Can I meet you?

Pierre (21:05:48 26/07/2010)
Wrong construction of phrases

Kesha (21:06:10 26/07/2010)
well well

[ + 114 - ] Comment quote №33589
 27.07.2010
In 1968, an unknown man committed the largest robbery in Japan's history - almost 300 million yen.
by day. and alone. without weapons. In one minute. Without resorting to violence.

A police uniformed man stopped a car that carried a salary to the Toyota factory. He told the armed guards that the police received information - the car was mined. Started a detailed inspection. And then I shouted, AAAA!! Or so – AAAAAA!! Run fast, everything will explode!! to

Then he got into the car and left, but he was never caught. : 3

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