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[ + 52 - ] [7 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №50869
 27.07.2011
xxx: the perfect fox agrees with her man at all, and lulls him at home

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №50868
 27.07.2011
What kind of trans do you like?
Anyway, if you take a break...

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №50867
 27.07.2011
Do you want quinoa?
I don’t drink quas, I hate it, have you ever seen me with quas?! to
Zzzz: Yes, and you have never seen a woman.

[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №50866
 27.07.2011
I sit. I work, I do not disturb anyone, I hear - they say to evacuate, fire!The signal worked. I get up, shrink, go out into the corridor, panic. I look at the boss – he says to me: "Go on, work on". Workers are awake...

[ + 67 - ] Comment quote №50865
 27.07.2011
X-I marry my husband, out of the...
X-me no time to write, and it's not Alena))))))she just didn't get out of contact))))
Who am I talking to then?
X with her boyfriend
Is it the same person who drove her out on the street at night without money and phone in a strange city?
X is the same!!!! to
Hello to you 😉 😉 😉 😉 😉

[ + 51 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №50864
 27.07.2011
I opened the Pandora's box.
my :?
DDD: What do you wear in heroes?
ddd: Skype to the ancestors showed)

[ + 46 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №50863
 27.07.2011
XX: Who can explain what functions this popular front has? Why enter it?
YY: You can enter this front like a shit — no sense, you just get upset.

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №50862
 27.07.2011
I ruined all the romance with the phrase "something you have cold breasts.."

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №50861
 27.07.2011
I’m afraid to start playing warcraft after that"+44 to the strength and aura of the Extreme Flesh Boost".

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №50860
 27.07.2011
Discuss the leakage of personal data from online stores to search engines:
Sometimes Yandex started indexing - I haven't read the SMS yet.

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №50859
 27.07.2011
Tell me, what do you do in life? and :)
Ivan: in life I am engaged in sitting at the computer, eating food and sleeping in sleep :) yes, and I walk sometimes ))
Are you a programmer? and :)

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №50858
 27.07.2011
Silver - Metal
In the center of Yekaterinburg invaded lossi Oo (link)

AZZY
Who was released from the mountain administration?

[ + 73 - ] Comment quote №50857
 27.07.2011
News on Rambler:
It became known the most unsuccessful topic for conversations - it turned out to be personal finances. Millions of people are reluctant to discuss their income with friends and colleagues or refuse to talk about it at all.

The first comment:

The most unsuccessful topics for conversation: "Is there a phone to call, a?", "E,do you hear, you are from which area?", "Are there cigarettes?", "Sergent Pustogalovko, your documents?" XDDD

[ + 50 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №50856
 26.07.2011
We just need a superhero...Admiral Rosenthal))))

With fire and sword to cut out the basics of literacy in the brains of young people

[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №50855
 26.07.2011
Neighbors of Oort. I come to them and say that if they kill each other, I can suggest a quieter way. Suspiciously they are silent.

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №50854
 26.07.2011
I went to the house with my friends (husband and wife). Wife Natalia brought pastries, sausages and bread to the altar, and said, say, guys, smell sandwiches. Everyone is sitting praying. Stas, her husband, says to her:
You’re going to paint me, right?
What about myself?
Well, I married you, now I can’t look at other pigs. That’s why you make sandwiches for me.
Natalia, giving her husband a sandwich, contends:
You are okay, so what about me? You cannot look at other men. And also sandwiches man... Damn, babies are stupid.

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №50853
 26.07.2011
YouTube video about fast drawing a dragon in Photoshop.

Author: In fact, I spent about an hour on this work, but then compressed the video to 4 minutes.

Best comment: Why not just take a photo of the dragon, saving yourself time?

[ + 70 - ] Comment quote №50852
 26.07.2011
Drinking tea at work:
When will the time come when I will stop making one bag of tea twice?
xxx: I wonder, Abramovich makes 1 bag 2 times?
XXX: No, he probably puts 2 at once.
He immediately packed the package. Not disassembling

[ + 87 - ] Comment quote №50851
 26.07.2011
Bashi, sweet, please do so that none of your readers will have tooth pain!
by Nisa :*

[ + 47 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №50850
 26.07.2011
<George Lobushkin> At the end of July 2011, people suddenly discovered that search engines index pages on the Internet!

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