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[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №131302
 27.07.2016
Sasha Danilova: Destroyed the normal card with turtles
Sasha Danilova: Sudarani
Sasha Danilova: Funny was the map, dynamic
Sasha Danilova: Thank you for making me polite
Sasha Danilova: I meant the moderns

[ + 17 - ] Comment quote №131301
 27.07.2016
Thieves come, go and forget. Some come back regularly to calm down again after a day or two. And only the joke about rape is getting longer and longer each time. Do you think this is a serious problem in society?

[ + 18 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №131300
 27.07.2016
exactly!

But there is a UK, and 95% are afraid of it and do not want to sit, so they will not touch the finger! And from the remaining handful of frostbite to protect is simple - do not walk in the streets at night alone and do not bustle with suspicious companies. and all!

How did we not guess! And so we already live on the violent schedule - don't go there, don't drink there, in the club fuck to the toilet with the girlfriends we go for every chance! Well, of course, to protect yourself from the rape of uncle-father-grandfather-chief-ex-family, your advice is helpful! You know, women are raped even in those countries where they walk from head to toe wrapped and in 90%+ cases accompanied by a man (not the one who is the rapist). It is time to grow teeth in the ass, no different.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №131299
 27.07.2016
Photos of celebrities in their youth, including the smoothly shaved Che Guevara.

X. Who is committed to communism?

YYY: Young yet Che, beret and beard have not yet climbed - testosterone is low.

XXX: now I’m Uzbek, so they’ll grow up.


[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №131298
 27.07.2016
I like the cabbage in the bull. Sometimes I buy different ones. Japanese and Chinese. They say it is harmful. On the question "what is harmful here" all as one say "chemistry" and "sodium glutamate". And when you say that it is safer than salt and chemical methods to synthesize it is unprofitable they say that "I am stupid."
and OK. I am stupid. What’s wrong with the beetle?

[ + 27 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №131297
 27.07.2016
Regarding the design in the form of spots from a cup of coffee, I saw a wonderful cartoon in some Soviet newspaper. In the picture of the brigade of painters painted on the wall of the house large brown circles, below is a brigadier with a drawing in his hands and then the dialogue:

Why do you paint these circles?
This is stated in the drawings.
Idiots, we put coffee on the drawing!

[ + 23 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №131296
 27.07.2016
There is a whole genre of films philosophizing on the topic "Does artificial intelligence understand that it is artificial intelligence?"
Yesterday, leaving the office, the boss thought there was a much more philosophical question: “Does an idiot understand that he is an idiot?”

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №131295
 27.07.2016
But the people have revised the pony or something else, and when they are now trying to point out to the reality that a person in modern conditions needs to think about his own safety, then there are screams about protecting the criminal here.

The handcuff. and twice. No, it’s just incredible – such a ability to translate shooters. No one ever denies that being drunk is dangerous, that life hurts. but. It is not about that. No matter how much a person thinks or doesn’t think about their safety, you can’t rape anyone. Do you understand? This is the translation of the focus from the criminal to the victim – and it is the justification for violence. It doesn’t matter where or how this drunken body came from. It was thrown out of a flying plate. Do not touch him, my brother. Just do not touch. That’s all you need. You see, and the overall crime rate will drop slightly.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №131294
 27.07.2016
A pedestrian dying crushed at a pedestrian crossing, remember, you were right! “But apparently in this case, it is right to like people more than to live, but it is everyone’s matter how to kill.

Let’s go on. The guides listen to you very carefully, cheerfully and in even greater quantities jump out on the red. And you turn your head more actively, soon you will find your approval kiva.

Idiots, look beyond your nose. In the U.S., the “Yes means yes” campaign was launched among students (this is roughly what they have been trying to do here for a few days), and the number of rapes in student campuses has REALLY decreased. For those who did not understand: not only the affected girls became fewer, but also fewer boys went behind bars. It benefits everyone. Both for pedestrians and drivers. "The accusation of the victim" is not beneficial to anyone. I don’t think anyone would like to get a long time in jail.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №131293
 27.07.2016
So it turned out that I had to leave my son (1.3 years old) with my younger brother (25 years old, single) for three days. We return and the first thing we see in the brother's apartment is a poster of the Cat Gava on the wall, with a large signature "SAVER!" ;)

[ + 35 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №131292
 27.07.2016
My husband struggled with me for a long time, but he could not answer. Maybe someone will explain here... Why can’t you just write “Captain,” “Colonel,” and so on instead of all the stripes and stars on the pursuit? Or the abbreviations. Better to understand...

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №131291
 27.07.2016
What if there are scary silhouettes on both sides of the road? to escape!
I walked in the park one evening. I looked around and saw a man walking somewhere and his hands somewhat strangely split. I stumbled, added the move and walked into the swarm. I’m sitting in a hangover, passing by a man in each hand for two bottles of water (there in the park’s “sacred source”), and talking to someone through the headphone, like his wife:
Someone was walking ahead and disappeared somewhere. Probably was hiding. If so, I have already crossed the fence. If I don’t come home in 20 minutes...
Sorry, I didn’t want to scare you.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №131290
 27.07.2016
For some reason, women do not consider talking about being drunk or unconscious a reason.
Experiments with a foreign body.

Men also have a topic that said about drunkenness is not counted. And all drunk agreements can be challenged. But local lovers of drinking use this rule only when it is advantageous for them. Double morality is the absence of morality.

[ + 21 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №131289
 27.07.2016
xxx: Fuck, when Firefox learns to understand what "pstst" in the address bar means that I want to open Google?

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №131288
 27.07.2016
You are educational:
#bus_educational

>>> It turns out that not to live is a verb! 0 O

Back to School March!
The verb "never" does not exist, there is a verb "live" and there is a particle "never". They are written separately.

to hide, to hide and to hide are also verbs and they are, meaning: to hide, to keep in care, etc.

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №131287
 27.07.2016
I bought an apartment on the fifth floor. There was an elderly couple. I am on the third. And he loved smoking and throwing ashes on the clean clothes that hanged on the fourth floor. At the grandmother’s request to be a cultural, he laughed and called her. Grandfather was lying down and could not say anything to this guy. The son of this couple was a cool bandit in the 90s and now lives far from them but came when it went. At his third arrival I approached and asked him not knowing that the neighbor who lives above his parents is causing them a lot of trouble? He is not aware. He returns back. 10 minutes later, I hear an exhausting scream from the whole courtyard, “I will be polite, I will be polite.” I go out to the balcony and see a picture, brother holds this poor man by his feet, hanging from the balcony.



This picture is not for the weak. Well, briefly taught him a lesson of politeness and went to his home far away, and he called the police that said to kill him wanted. Neighbors naturally did not hear or see anything and wrote a collective letter to the hooligan for defamation. Igorya, from the fourth floor, a holy angel. All such neighbors.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №131286
 27.07.2016
My friend told me, and he his colleague with whom it happened. They work in a construction firm, sent a brigade on a business trip, and removed rooms for them in the dormitory, the kitchen is common. In the evening after work, the men decided to cook the soup, put a cooked chicken and went to the room to drink beer, minutes after 20 return, the water boils, and the chicken is not, and there is some man who is cooking, looking into the pot, and there is a chicken. The question of which shit? The man replied, “Well, let me cook a little. The curtain.

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №131285
 27.07.2016
The border? The border??? Nihua is not border! This is a banal hypocritical lie!

It is border. Suppose - you were missing, not dragged, but just in the club you suddenly turned off (swept something in the coffee), and you woke up in the bushes, and the cloth next to the branch. A couple of hours of life disappeared. And pulling pain below the abdomen. This is a typical case. Another typical is intimidation. And you are so kindly able to determine the presence of psychological trauma remotely, on the Internet - you with such a telepathic gift would have to rush into intelligence, such a talent disappears.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №131284
 27.07.2016
Don’t go to bed with someone you don’t know.

Roger is Iron. "The Chronicles of Amber")

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №131283
 27.07.2016
Here, many women are advised not to drink in men’s society and not to sit with men in the car, otherwise Samurai, do not complain that they were raped. But, what is most interesting, when feminists say that every man should be treated as a potential rapist, among men immediately rises or on the topic of "not all such, let's not generalize."

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