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[ + 69 - ] Comment quote №33568
 26.07.2010
Nesh (26/07/2010)
Ruberoid drops from the roof
Nesh (26/07/2010)
With such large drops.
The Day (26/07/2010)
Here are the summer cakes.

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №33567
 26.07.2010
Kenny:)(11.04.1990) : ohuet that in the buses of our Kazan writes, it is terrible to live - '' In order to avoid accidents, hold your handcuffs, and pay for the trip on time!'
I try to listen, or do not let God completely accidentally knock out in full motion, in a completely accidentally opened door... o_0

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №33566
 26.07.2010
XXX: fuchs, hot dogs, but bought a thicker copper cuprose))) Who is interested in them being poisoned?
YYY: The Sister

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №33565
 26.07.2010
yyy: sister from Norilsk writes in aske "And we have so summer and not...and will not be said...today wet snow shell.I so envy you"
Tagged with: bl@! How I am jealous of them!!! to
zzz: It is time for tour companies to open routes to the north. I would love to be on the snow beach of the Barents Sea.


[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №33564
 26.07.2010
xxx: News - "Women are more willing to buy virtual goods in games"
Oh, women in principle do not spend their money more willing than men spend their own!

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №33563
 26.07.2010
Babochnik
Bosses are like children.

Babochnik
They like to listen to stories.

Babochnik
They are called quarterly reports.

Babochnik
Not to be a stick.

[ + 76 - ] Comment quote №33562
 26.07.2010
xxx: Today saw our sysadmin in "one-time from work" advance yourself - stands a man with a beard in the right book of C++ in the left bank of beer, stands quite straight, like a soldier on the plate, and now add to the legs of the rolls - and accelerate it somewhere to 50 km per hour, while leaving the perfect straight position of the body (the legs do not move) and look only at the book... had time to shoot, everyone in the office renamed it to Peregar on the wings of the night
Yyy: Killed X_X

[ + 69 - ] Comment quote №33561
 26.07.2010
and Alina:
I have a lack...
I am :
to help you?
and Alina:
Now the dust is out, I will say.
I am :
I know, I changed my mind...

[ + 67 - ] Comment quote №33560
 26.07.2010
This is not a city, this is a pedestrian... I bought a chewbacks for lunch, and he’s crazy with a card!! to
This is a roasted potato with potatoes)))
ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah
XXX: Yes to You
xxx: Last time gave 3 cakes with potatoes - with cabbage
This is really burning.
yyy: take with a puddle next time there will be a hundred puddle meat)))
XXX: I would have, but I don’t have.
YYY: You say and you see they eat 100%.
You better know how.
YYY: You come and say you want me to show you real street magic, here’s what you have to do with Chebureques? It’s clear with meat, but are you sure? And they of course! You are not the potatoes. They are so crazy with potatoes ;)

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №33559
 26.07.2010
Recently I thought that with all these emo, goth, vampires, necromans and neo-Nazis, our country is very much like Wolfenstein.

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №33558
 26.07.2010
In the Skype text chat:

Anton: Smash up something. I need to check the notifications.
[10:04:34] Anton: * Write it up :))

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №33557
 26.07.2010
I went out to the balcony to smoke.
I looked down at the entrance. I caught myself in the thought that: "Oh, not the old ladies, in my time the old ladies were - oh-go..."
Is it old age?

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №33556
 26.07.2010
We sit with our favorite at home, in 15 minutes the start of the F1 race. The heat.
I want ice cream...
I cannot turn around.
5 minutes to dress, 5 minutes to go there, 5 minutes to go back.
I am : go :)
It is half an hour :)

[ + 67 - ] Comment quote №33555
 26.07.2010
Sania, I have two questions for you. Will you come to my doctor? There will be music, drinks and a huge inflatable pool on the roof.
Me: Oh you are! Great, I will come! The pool on the roof is great.
Yorick is super! Question: Do you have a large swimming pool?

[ + -37 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №33554
 26.07.2010
I went on a first date in a movie one time. It was she who drew me. The film turned out to be a shit and then she sugged forgiveness in the middle of the night. So I am not complaining.

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №33553
 26.07.2010
It was in the x files.
Niceneasy: Maulder raises the blanket, looks at the corpse
niceneasy: and says "Caucasian"
I know the translator is stupid.
niceneasy: a caucasian translated as "white"
Niceneasy: but my grandmother remained confident forever
niceneasy: that alien parasites are capturing the earth
niceneasy: using as children’s donors

[ + 67 - ] Comment quote №33552
 26.07.2010
I work in a pharmacy. It’s hot, it’s hot, there’s a guy coming in.
Q: Give me a spazgan or spazmalgon.
A: Something in the head.
P: (if you can hear it) that you’re going to shut up...

[ + 74 - ] Comment quote №33551
 26.07.2010
I buy the juice in the store.
I: Good night. Please give me the juice "Yes!" of orange.
What kind of orange?
I am: "Yes!"
Orange, but which one?
I: Orange Juice, called "Yes!"
I understand, young man! What is your juice, Dear Nicole?
I am: "Yes!"!!! to
Seller: Young man, go away, I don’t like your jokes.
Give me an apple (

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №33550
 26.07.2010
I want to eat here...
She: but not my mom and dad go out ^_^ then there would be food in the house, so go and eat your chips or what you have there!
Meat...fried something...calorie... I want to get married.
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah
She killed him!
Nafig killed all the romance!
She: I respect you!!! to

[ + 66 - ] Comment quote №33549
 26.07.2010
In ancient times the accountant calculations of the calculator were checked on the accounts.
XX:Now everything is modern: the Excel table is checked on a calculator.

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