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[ + 71 - ] Comment quote №33548
 26.07.2010
From the Musical Forum:

How to hide mistakes in the game?
I usually arrange a distractive fire.

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №33547
 26.07.2010
xxxh: all kinds of glutes are nonsense compared to what I saw today))) I walk down the street, there I see grandfather, grandmother and their granddaughter of 4 years. The grandfather gets a wallet, 1000 re, puts it on the ground and says, “Our granddaughter, put your foot here.” Then he puts three hundred in a row and also puts a granddaughter on them. At the grandmother's question "why are you tormenting a child?" the grandfather answered: "Yes, they don't have shoe roulette, but how do you then determine the size of the leg?"

[ + 58 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №33546
 26.07.2010
Did the tooth not be broken?
Valentine: No more
I: And when then?
Valentine's Day: After August 2
Do you think the day will help you?:D

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №33545
 26.07.2010
Sasha Kuzneczov
I put her cancer and my back tattoo "Thank you"

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №33544
 26.07.2010
xxx: Do you have questions about the services of our website?
YYY: Yes, of course, what do you think I am an idiot?
xxx: I listen to your question
YYY: Did you ignore my question about the idiot?

[ + 69 - ] Comment quote №33543
 26.07.2010
I’m not just interested in your breasts.
I know you’re not just interested in my breasts.

[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №33542
 26.07.2010
Comments to the photo:
She: And where are you exactly? Very familiar place!
He is familiar. ? This is the military part) did not fall!!!!!!!! to

[ + 76 - ] Comment quote №33541
 26.07.2010
Girls, remember, male craving to fuck is a natural mechanism of protection for women. If it were not, you would have been haunted with oaks for your shit in the Stone Age.

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №33540
 26.07.2010
You know what the difference in interests is? This is when a small child plays on the floor with toys and cries: the bull goes, it cries! And the man because of the compass with a crack in the voice: so it doesn't go!What is the problem, I don’t understand, but it doesn’t shake!! to

[ + 70 - ] Comment quote №33539
 26.07.2010
xxx (09:38:39 26/07/2010)
I went fishing with my friends.)

yyy (09:39:12 26/07/2010)
Did you ruin their fish or decorate their drunken?

xxx (09:40:22 26/07/2010)
I gave them a group :)
The whole half-day was broken! It is :)

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №33538
 26.07.2010
Sergey Dolgov: Yesterday, my wife went on holiday to the south. Today I called and it was cold, 26 degrees and she was sleeping in her shoes.

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №33537
 26.07.2010
And they also say that in the Black Sea, all the methane that is on the bottom will soon fade, and we will all freeze.

2> What is methane? The hydrogen sulfur, which indicates that Hell is not working at the moment in connection with the breakthrough of the sewage in Paradise and the flooding of the devil's sulfur reserves, apparently at the time of the Great Flood. The reception of sinners in Hell is temporarily suspended until this small sanitary problem is eliminated.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №33536
 26.07.2010
They are not just taken into the army, they are taken into the army.

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №33535
 26.07.2010
Fifteen years ago, we were returning from Crimea, home to Moscow.
In the car, my friend and his daughter sleep on the back seat. We go 120 and suddenly we are overtaken as standing, some Japanese... her speed is at least two hundred. It turned out ugly, creating an emergency situation both for the encounter and for us and forced us to eat the side.
We did not sound loud (to not wake up the child) and followed him... and forgot. But within an hour he overcame us twice... one worse than the other, apparently stopping somewhere and again breaking forward...
And here we see... I scattered the car on the road, stood next to it and drove.
We stop, we start hanging, we said, "We have almost entered you and what you are so rattling 200 per hour, you have almost caught us a couple of times."
The man is continuing to cast, mashed on us with his hand...like...”Okay, go, I have everything under control...And we realized that he’s a buck in a dupeline.
Here, like here, the Ukrainian gaiters cheer from the meeting.
Do you have an accident here?
It’s not all right, I stopped shaking my legs.
Is it so hard on the road to Sered? Show the documents! We showed our own, our own man, and of course the goats learned that he was a buoy.
“Well, sheep, you’ll go to Moscow with a base of cars and a base of rights... Buddha.
to form. I would not have done so now, but then the driving solidarity played in me... I only imagined what he was waiting for by a gemorah in a foreign country (Moscow numbers) In short, I came to the forefront and said...
= But... What a drunk? So we drive together in two cars, I am in his car driving, here are my rights...
Boho said to the men... =You what?!! I will never drive drunk...I swear to my children! (After this statement he became even less sympathetic to us.)
Forget the car from the road and go!! to
I sat behind the wheel (in my life I did not sit behind the right wheel).. some touched and parked a hundred meters later, when the mints had disappeared from sight.
Get out of the steering wheel, the bug also came out and plunged behind the steering wheel... I was cursed and I say... = Man look carefully, there will be no second bug...
With these words, he drove his keys into the woods... He led them with his gaze and swallowed. =You are worse than the menta, and also the peasants! It’s evening now, I’ll look for them until morning.

We did not argue... He did not overtake us anymore...

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №33534
 26.07.2010
“Man is born for happiness, like a bird for flight.” They love to love penguins and straws.

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №33533
 26.07.2010
“Threatening the guards cold, they opened up the warehouse and stole a 300-meter power cable.”
It is cold and threatening, yes. The guards gave everything for him.

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №33532
 26.07.2010
There was a festive event in the VoV, the fan weapon falls from the ivent boss: the kose.

Conversation in chat:
I want hair! Everyone is going, I’m NID!
Yulia Tymoshenko always has hair.
Z: This is not a hair, it is a gas valve.

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №33531
 26.07.2010
I don’t think she’s going to be scratching her breasts :((

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №33530
 26.07.2010
spectrive : very strange very strange...
Donald Dark: Where and when
Spectrive: Going to Smoke
Tagged: in trousers
I smoke and I understand one thing.
There are no pockets, there are no lights, and the cigarette is burning.
Donald Dark: How hard you are.
I am the Fire X Men O_O
spectrive :bed to sleep drunk students woke up mutant o_O
Donald Dark: FSB is out

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №33529
 26.07.2010
XXX is
Hi to)

YYYY
Welcome to the anti-spam bot. It is called our planet. With a big letter.

XXX is
and plutonium :)

YYYY
Welcome to the anti-spam bot. It is called our planet. With a big letter.

XXX is
Okay the earth ?

YYYY
Hello, Welcome to the anti-blonde manager.
As a result of the answers, it was revealed that you are 100% blonde and you were given a free direct messaging.

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