Greetings to all living people!!!! to
Zombie: Hell... I am on the flight (

She is:
Oh... you are smart!

He is:
thank you =)

She is:
This is not a compliment, fool.

xxx: now read the poem of Pushkin "Poltava" and very long rusted after this line
Are you silent? – The torture. I am a cat!"
A tortured man was tortured...

Tezuka-sempai: from me cook 1 lv
from me 2 lvl
I am better.
Alexander: I even sent Pelmeni once.

Listen to what happened to me on the day of the city:
I walk through the park at night, it is dark, scary. Here, a man moves to the meeting, resembling a closet in size. He comes to me, brakes his hand in his shoulder, looks at me and says:
With a celebration!
I haven’t been so ugly for a long time.)

Girls on a walk in the winter:
A: Is it not cold for you?
It’s cold, I have strings.

Dialogue between the seller and the buyer.
What do you do with cheese?
Seller: With a whimper...
What is the cheese?
The Seller: No

in Ahaia

I am going through another of many psychological tests.
xxx: Ask a question, you need to answer "yes" or "no"
xxx: One of the questions "Do you have a heartbeat?"
xxx: Strange,, but I have a heartbeat... Constantly... Moreover, I’m splashing out if I suddenly don’t have it...

I am smoke 01.08.2008, 01:47:04
girls who have problems with sex contact me 25cm

The grandson of Don Juan 01.08.2008, 08:26:46
With a guy like you, I’ll be your girlfriend. (They are

grandson of don Juan 01.08.2008, 08:59:04
You are a pitcher!!! to

20:27 [Bronetchkin] privately [::clan] /song/ "... One morning, at dawn, I looked into the neighboring garden... "
20:28 [Eduardych] privately [Bronetchkin] privately [::clan] there smogglanka-moldovanka gathered Automat ))))))))))
20:29 [Bronetchkin] privately [::clan] privately [Eduardych] "... I am red, I am pale. He said to her, “You will have a hole on it, and it will be easier to gather it.”

by AlanF:
When the House 2 ends, what will people do?
They will go out on the streets, walk around, and the year 2410 will be declared holy.

The Government:
exactly. Sobchak will die.

by AlanF:
It has not been broadcasting for a long time.

The Government:
It burned!

by AlanF:
The Fuck!

The xxx:
Hi to
YYYY :
Hi to
The xxx:
As a mood
YYYY :
Normally, but what about you?
The xxx:
I have a lie!! I woke up in toothpaste.
YYYY :
Is this toothpaste?

ZZZ: Have you heard it?
VVV: What is it?
Georgia: a cat gave birth to a puppy
Here is Saakashvili – a cowboy! Here is the fucking son!

Question in the quiz: "What is the standard weight of a kegli?"
Options: 1) 0.5 m; 2) 1.5 m; 3) 2.5 m

You don’t even know what to answer...

From Habr:
Google already has an army of Androids!
Did Google buy United Russia?

When I found them there, they were all in shock!
Why are you working as a salesman??? Go to ATI
Glad I have a beard and a industry sweater.
I’m in Aichi, and I don’t have either.
Star: You just encrypt and shave
Morse: And the sweater I also shave... until the state of Mikey

Flynn Carsen: The joke, the touchscreen and the laptop with a light-glossy body and a milk-colored keyboard taught me to wash my hands before and after meals literally for a week or two (because I was quick to wipe them out). My mother has been struggling with this problem throughout her childhood.

xxx : when you do not mother and look straight in the eyes, for these minutes you can give a lot, honestly) truth-truth!
YYY: It’s called I look a man in the eyes when I want to kill him.

It’s time for me to tie up with the aska.
At least on the phone.
WOW: Why is it?
I went home, stuck in the phone naturally, I knock on the door, I am not opened, I knock again, again silent, I gathered for the keys, and I understand that this is not the case. I stood and broke into the entrance door appears to be *WALL*
Tagged with: rofl
The neighbor stood smoking on the balcony, also had fun.

From the Medical Forum:

[20.06.2009 21:15:49]
The girls! And tell me! How to urinate on the warts if it is on my forehead?