You joke with your dogs!

The quote is not short. Just fucked up.

xxx: Culture of the film "Sitting" - "Sitting - 2"

for example, add to the utility payments the point of payment of the district shelter of homeless animals, and the grandmothers of the gods who feed the dogs of the homeless, themselves and will poison them and do not pay for the shob.

Summer, summer and the weekend. It is time for noon, the look falls on the doorstep, it is time to go through the Bulgarian, remove the old paint, and cover with new. I take the case, the Bulgarian whisper, the case is disputed. To the neighbors guests came, sit, talk, on "psetgram" seduce. I take a break, come in guests, pour, eat, quickly leave with the words - I need to further brush. Dinner... The Bulgarian whispers, the door is almost cleaned, and here I see a neighbor with a guest, the guest actively points to me with the finger and screams something. I turn off the Bulgarian, I raise my head - what is it? to interfere? The neighbor - no, you do not bother, just he sees a woman with a Bulgarian for the first time, says that you are like a female Yeti, everyone has heard about her, but no one has seen. Dinner... This is what I am, it turns out, the female Yeti, with the Bulgarian.)

Immediately called the bank, wanted a virtual card, the girl polently asked to wait, but apparently forgot to turn off the microphone... Further I hear: "Where to click here next, bl@dz"

He wrote to me, then stopped.
Well, yes, and if you write yourself, then a meteorite will fall to the ground, so it’s better not to.

Socks and washing machines

When I was a student, I met a fellow student: he lived in a shelter, I - with my parents.
We at the time had a half-automatic washing machine (at that time a very good thing) that washed and pressed, but the water had to be poured.

My friend of heart was wearing my underwear and clothes in the laundry, I was not stressed, washing my beloved person is a manifestation of care. Then it turned out that he blurred the intrigue with another classmate, who lived in the same community and chose her, because with me he lacked the drive.
Unilaterally, I decided that we were friends "and pulled with a backpack of dirty underwear. Very surprised that he was told "let your new love and wipes now". Driving was provided - washing your socks, trousers and bedding with the pencil in the basement.

There is no morality, it will be invented by local psychiatrists :)

I thought you were drawing the star.
To receive us in October
Here you are more interesting.
The Rite

Then came the neighbor who was in front of me. Thick, with Alabamas and Tajiks. He says, put a fence so that the neighbors do not envy and unintentionally do not smooth. The Green! Three meters! I say, so now the fence will be jealous - no one has three-meter fencing.
He left so upset that it was time to catch up and offer to build a fence around the fence.

In the morning dressed in a new dress, but before leaving the house realized that the cowards had chosen not the most suitable. She went to the closet, got the other trousers, threw them on her shoulder, went to the bathroom. On the way, I was distracted by a telephone conversation. In general, I went with cowards hanging on my shoulder.

X: I have a beautiful white shirt hanging in my closet for a year, wearing only once on a big holiday.
X: sad to wear, brandy, wear quickly
X: found her a replacement for another cool shirt. With great discount.
X: Now I have two cool shirts hanging in my closet, which is a pity to wear :(

xxx: Immediately you can see - I work in an information technology company.
Instead of pay, we sit and wait for information about salary.

They buy things that are not in their pocket and are not especially needed for life. The type to take the last merce in credit and all 5 years is wide and on paying for parking to save.
Poverty is not a defect

thank you? The last? In credit for 5 (Five!!?) Years? → There is no such misery in you; there is no such misery.

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The fact that a man rides a Bentley doesn’t mean he has money. He may have spent a whole month.

xxx: What do we say about reinstalling Windows?
YYY: Not today

Serginio: Here I was swallowed when I was driving home!
Krosha: What happened?
Serginio: Yes, I’m going to Volgograd for the Ranjik, his number is 555, and it seemed to me that he was dumb. I bypass it, rebuild back - I found myself behind the vase with the number 554... the first thought is that, I need to overtake 554 cars to get home?

Ladies and gentlemen forever!
Here from NASA news came that in the constellation of the Swan there is an exoplanet in the habitable zone and probably with liquid water. So let’s finally decide which of the unpleasant ones will whistle onto another globe and unite with the good purpose of bringing them there.

And yes, dogs don’t just attack. They need to see their superiority and be in a mood. I personally, if (once and twice in my life) I went to places where there were clums of dogs, I was careful and there were never conflicts. And if you behave in a dangerous place like a fool and also look like a victim, the dogs feel it.
You probably are constantly whining - they are also like dogs - feel.


I went to fuck, muddle. I have to be careful in a city where people live, because my behavior may not be liked by some dogs? Oh thou shut.

That’s why you, fucking animal defenders, normal people don’t like it. Because you put animals above people, and you don’t care about people.

So cleaning the city from dangerous wild creatures is a good thing. And if the authorities, going to the fools, do not scratch on human methods, the people will take the matter into their own hands and will be right.

I thought so until the cat escaped from me. He now lives in the courtyard, when he meets, pretending to be a stranger. No one tortured her, she was smoothed, fed, served with a snack. Is that what she lacked?

Freedom and Sex.

“And what? And suddenly?” he encouraged himself as he was about to float through the MCAD.

I approached the buff and asked about tax deductions. She: Yes, yes, here we go, and she gives me the bestselling book “Tax Code”... I said, OK, thank you!
After a day she comes and says: here I have something with the computer happened, I can't understand the word, I tell her - no problems, we will help, and I get the book "Office for beginners" from the closet.