The Courtyard Collection

From Moscow to the outskirts.
From the mountains to the northern seas
Man walks like a master.
Pay 50 rubles per day.

XXX: This girl sent me...
XXX: "I have a tooth-shaped fist what, already 2 jeans rotting ahead"
XXX: I would rise to the voice
XXX: Of course she writes about her cat, but fucking I read about another cat.

I, with 18 modest centimeters, when I sit on the fancy throne, think about the eternal, terribly irritating when the member touches the cold toilet, and how do you and the members sit like that?

Toilets for children and infantiles. Real adults with long members are empty in the field, rubbed with a scarf, and yes - no cartoons!

The problem is not in the person of the pharmacist, but in the stupidity of the aunt, who allegedly feeds the cat with human contraceptives.
And nobody came to mind that animals have a slightly different physiology, and the human dose of hormones for a cat is slightly great.

Mom had to hang the TV on the wall, and then she enters the entrance and sees that someone has a repair on the first floor. Well, she pulled out some Chebureque there, asked to hang him and promised to pay.

A young, non-Russian, but very stylish dressed guy arrives. It does not smell and socks without holes. “It’s his weekend,” I guessed.

Well, Mom chases him around the rooms, asking for help in deciding where to hang. have determined.

Mom shoes to go to work, says loudly to me - you give him a thousand, and enough of him. And from the threshold asks to maintain the conversation - "Are you from Tajikistan or Uzbekistan?"

He raises his eyes on her and, emphasizing his purest Russian, replies, "I'm your new neighbor, I'm doing repairs."

Mom immediately knocked on the door, and I stayed down to thank the neighbor.

It was a sixth or seventh class, music lesson. The teacher gave us the task to bring the next time the text and, if possible, the recording of a favorite song. I do not remember what was the purpose of this action, but separately she stressed that no one will be defamed and the assessments will all get good, because the tastes are not disputed.

The girls brought mostly pop and songs from the playoffs of the series, the guys - who is a cowboy, who is the same pop, who is rap, who is rock. Everyone read the text of the song brought and whoever was able to find put a record. At the end of the lesson, the teacher announced that she expected the best from us, and we are all lighthearted (degenerated) children, listening (every bit) stupid songs about love and in general, who of us will grow up if we have been like this from childhood? The girl who brought the song to Tokio Hotel was declared a satanist (she also showed a poster with the band). The only one got two, the other three. The fifth was given to the guy who brought the song of Tsoy, because he is good and he listens to “right music.”



We were 12-13 years old. We learned that about tastes not only argue, but also punish for “wrong tastes.”

Nvidia fan from Saransk killed an AMD fan during a dispute about which company produces the best graphics processors

We need to ban video cards!

Check your brains for developmental delay, as well as orientation, once you watch Frozen.

Look at two bab norms, there are not 22 men.

Children dying of hunger are unbearable in reality.

taken away by entire peoples. In particular, the Japanese people carried out, and the Soviet... And now they carried out in different parts of the world. Wars are like that. As you see the body of a child, immediately remember an adult healthy man in shape posing with a gun in front of the lens.

> And walking also for children. Adults have a car.

Here you are trying to let go of the grotesque, and there are Ipanuts who take the car so seriously...

You should have seen the pharmacist’s face.)

A pharmacist who has worked for at least 3 months becomes a drummer. Any customers who buy any medicines in any combination. And the pharmacist’s face, most likely, expressed only one thought: How did you beat me, I’d rather go home.

She used them for the direct purpose, but for the cat.
And it would be nothing, but she was in the eighth month of pregnancy.

If the cat is in the eighth month, it means that it is fat, not pregnant.

VOCABRE: Twenty-first Century, Future, Cyberpunk - received an email that tomorrow will turn off hot water.

It is interesting to come here after drinking at work. The feeling of being caught on someone else's drunkard, like a topic is understandable, but all discussions are inadequate. If everyone is still listening - the topic is completely lost, only inadequate evil people remain.

High levels of creatinine and ferritin indicate the violent death of a person whose body was wrapped in this tissue. According to legend, the Turin cloak – a four-metre linen canvas – was wrapped around the body of Jesus Christ for 27 days after his crucifixion.

The comments:
Is this blood enough to clone Jesus Christ, and what blood group did he have?
d) For those who do not respect science, close their eyes to facts and prefer not to take responsibility for their actions, of course, God is and Christ is and the devil is - only no responsibility.
Why the victim of torture can survive
Where did he come from after 27 days when he was raised on the third day?
Previously, the days were longer. by 9 times. =) is
Boys, do you still believe in some Sundays, in the gracious fire, the drums, the outer worlds and magic? Listen again to the school course of physics, mathematics and biology... If there are still questions - listen to the third time, the fourth time and so on before enlightenment.
h) In my opinion, we must first decide on the miracle of the Immaculate Conception. What was this act, the descriptions of witnesses, who first managed to see the holy spirit, was it an event of consent or banal violence against the girl? Only after answering these questions can further research be undertaken.
Now it is a matter of little to prove that these are particles of the blood of Christ.
Ugo, catch his dad and take DNA samples.

Subject: Moving things to another city

... a long discussion of various transport companies...
I know a man who bought a gazelle, took things with it and sold it in another city.

Summer is the time when it is hot to do what it is cold to do in winter.

- I sit down, eat sandwiches and at the same time tick in the game to watch advertisements, so that plugs are given. And then I thought: Imagine, technology will develop, advertising in games will begin to require that the pupil be directed toward the screen when viewing...
Soon someone will start selling artificial eyes.

In the courtyard between An, Mash and Natasha runs a Dominican woman. Her grandmother probably. He can’t remember the name of his granddaughter and generates new variants every time.
I like the "Dominant" most of all.

5 kilos is 2.5 kilometers. Is that considered a lot? By the way, a land turtle travels about 20 km a day.
> So it doesn’t have a page on social networks!