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[ + 75 - ] Comment quote №33488
 25.07.2010
<The body>: and I am well asleep at the funeral march))
<bezlikiy>not surprisingly))

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №33487
 25.07.2010

Unsterbliche: I went out on the balcony, the billboard to remove, and there against the man shorter pretends that the thunderstorm controls
Undead: This Kind of Shaman
Unsterbliche: It is mine that I stumbled

[ + 75 - ] Comment quote №33486
 25.07.2010
He: Come to me.
She: Why?
He said: Do not come.
She Why?

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №33485
 25.07.2010
xxx: I am a boy. The Walker.
Yesterday I sprinkled my legs out of the bubble "AutoSugar". This morning I had a camouflage painting of my legs in the style of "Sugar". In the evening, the stitch was wet in the bath for a long time to evaporate the skin and scratch it with a washer. The result was zero, but irritation was added to the coloring.
Now I sit and put my feet.
Tagged: kill me

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №33484
 25.07.2010
Faith is a cheap substitute for knowledge.

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №33483
 25.07.2010
A friend just told me.
Her daughter is 15 years old, all the problems associated with inadequate behavior in this gentle transitional age are present. She is very nervous and reacts to every comment. The doctor prescribed a homeopathic sedative to keep the nerves somehow within the frame. But the girl took the pills twice and refused to drink. I ask a friend, “And what next?” She replied, "My dad and I took these pills ourselves, it helped a lot!“”

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №33482
 25.07.2010
The wife of the president of the Russian Olympic Committee did not shame the country: brought from Vancouver much more gold than the Russian Olympic team!

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №33481
 25.07.2010
Shinbo
Will you and I ever get divorced if we get married?
Fanuilh
We just kill each other.
Shinbo
Thanks to God.

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №33480
 25.07.2010
I sit down and smoke. At this time, three were knocking in the aska, five were in the agent, and the corofan went to the guests... how it all turned! = D
A direct wave of arrivals.

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №33479
 25.07.2010
[_Tsuki_Neko_] I like hot chocolate, but chocolate leaking out of the package is overwhelming.

[ + 72 - ] Comment quote №33478
 25.07.2010
And you know, there is something special in that you throw yourself into the arms of a hostile element, steadfastly pursuing your goal. Every time you tell yourself that it won’t happen again, you do it over and over again.
Did you go for beer in the heat again?
XXX is...

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №33477
 25.07.2010
From a brief for the copywriter:

A man should read the text and cry for the luck that fell upon him. With one hand he wipes his tears, and the other is already tapping our number.

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №33476
 25.07.2010
Gohah, section La2, branch of the orcs (tyrants).

BooGor: Guys, I made the const: hunger / hunger / tur / wark / bd / sws / e / bish / cat, all 70 +, the question is actually where to go to roll exactly the const? Perks or IT, or somewhere else, or is there a paradise where tires and hunger are swirled by constants? and :)

Onik: At 70+ it will probably be good in IT.
Heaven is HB.

BooGor: That's why I love the branch of the Tyrons, so there's the Gandons least :) Thank you for the reply :)

HotSizzle: Orcs are by default the most educated and benevolent. Talented cavalry and pleasant interlocutors. They hand the ladies when they get out of the route taxi, carry the grandmothers across the road, take the children out of the burning houses.

Djaga: And they chew when they eat elves. :D

[ + 80 - ] Comment quote №33475
 25.07.2010
By the edge of my ear, I hear a client pointing at me, asking something from my employee, what she is giving:
" and she Yes not. She does not work here. She is here!" O_o

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №33474
 25.07.2010
In the political forum:

Classic: What age do you think will come under Medvedev’s rule?
Baron: The Age of Onanism.
Moderators: All answers are given.

[ + 68 - ] Comment quote №33473
 25.07.2010
Ivan
Oh oh!
Ivan
The camp!
Ivan
Remind me how to do it.
Ivan
I will go to the kitchen with a note.
Mantihorka
In short, put a pot with water. When it boils, you throw your fruits and sugar, mix and wait for it to boil. You film immediately. all
Ivan
Could it just be a snack?
Mantihorka
Compound for Varian? O_O
Ivan
Do you think no?
Mantihorka
I never heard. But I doubt it is adequate.
Ivan
Can you black?
Mantihorka
You are putting me in an impasse.
Mantihorka
What else do you have?
Ivan
Looking for
Ivan
Lemon
Ivan
Cappuccino
Mantihorka
You are going to cook the compot. The water is turned off and the sugar is gone. Can I drink vodka with salt? And the pots are all dirty, and in the boiler can it be cooked? Or just throw everything in the dishwasher and mix it? and pull a box of shoes, or there is no worker.

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №33472
 25.07.2010
News from Georgia

We have gas in Russia, and you?? to

A cat gave birth to a puppy yesterday.

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №33471
 25.07.2010
<xxx> "allow me to invite you to the cake?"
<@yyy> no cake before marriage!
<zzz> washing machine - why extra pounds before

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №33470
 24.07.2010
[sic] (17:29:32 24/07/2010)
By the way, I came up with a name that characterizes my way of constantly googling something.

[sic] (17:29:35 24/07/2010)
The outcast!

[ + 65 - ] Comment quote №33469
 24.07.2010
X: Keep your cards. What are they made of, by the way?
X: From the bones of your enemies? XD is
Y is no.
Y: From the tree.
The graves of my enemies.
X: O_O

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