I was told that in Soviet times several pilots checked a joke, for which they barely went to shoot: picked up a drunk in Moscow near the Pushkin monument, took a plane with them, on which they flew to St. Petersburg and landed a poor man near the Pushkin monument. Imagine the trembling surprise after he woke up. Yes, no, the change of the city he then noticed: the first thing, then he got into his eyes, so this is what Pushkin stood before, and then took and sat down...

My uncle is married. In the first days after the wedding, he went home from the garages...drinking... Well, he fell asleep on the bench tired. The young woman looked through all the eyes (there were no hundreds at the time). I could not stand this morning and went searching. He looks at the couch lying at the entrance, slightly shaking. I pulled him home and called his older, wise family life, sister: "Natasha, maybe I married Alkasha?" He went to you, but there was no power left".

Riff: started WoW under the wire - the exit button does not work. This is how Linux users die behind their computers.

I remembered the lessons of sexual education in school.
It was a disaster.
At first, a frigid old teacher explained to us what the penis and the vagina are, showing with a sign on the posters.
and. Jan, come to the board.
and. and Mam.
and. - Jan, show the class penis
and. Sorry what?
and. - Yang, you are constantly distracted and listen to no one, immediately show the class the penis
Furthermore, I think it is clear what happened.

You are a fucking son! I am in your mother!
How self-critical...

You are shameful at all! I am ashamed that there are such men in Russia. I’ve always said I’ll never give a guy who didn’t serve.
Yyy: I was only expected from the army by the Persian from WoW.

>>>>>>Here Leha, seeing that he loses, rushes out of the canoe (the depth of a meter and a half, not more), runs to me, STOCKES ME FROM MY Canoe, STOCKES ME IN YOUR OWN, AND WRICKES "MIHA BAD AARAAAAAAA!!!!!" It is moving forward...
I have lost my speech.

Long-legged cockroaches, you are from which planet?

>>>You can remember Hagrid from "Harry Potter": Well how, how, his parents had sex if his father is a man of average height and his mother is a giant of 25 meters???? to
>>>and I am still tormented by the question of how in "Shrek" could have appeared "children" as a result of the love of the donkey and the dragon?! How?? to

You know what? Boys and men who judge women by the size of their breasts and leg length are worthy to be judged by the length of their penis and thickness of their wallet, so dear ones, for what they fought.

I had a funny case once. I’m in the bus, and a girl looks at me and finally says something like “Hello, I know you, you’re Masha!” and I am the new girlfriend of your ex!" and I here without any back-thinking joyfully burn out to her "Hello, how wonderful! And I’m just from him..." generally, we didn’t get in touch. Glad I had to get out at the next stop.

At night, I looked out the window. The lights on the street do not burn.
At about an hour, I looked out the window. The lights are burning.

Russia and Moscow.

I bought a straw yesterday.
What kind of drink?
I don’t drink, but what does it taste like?

XXX: It seems strange to me to catch a man who hacked through public WiFi... I sit in a mac or, for example, on the beach — there is free WiFi and the mac address I have from FF and how to find me? Anyone who has red swimsuits?
YYY: who has red eyes

The Liechtenstein army invaded the territory of Luxembourg. The conflict ended with a mock, because you can’t call it war.

XXX: What a complex! I am stupid to meet a girl whose shoulders are wider than mine! Have I been fucking in the cocktail for two years?! to

In Australia, it is prohibited to sell alcohol to people who are in a state of severe intoxication and cannot clearly understand what they are doing. They are punished very severely for this. Therefore, when you order something stronger than wine or beer, the manager approaches the table from time to time and throws everyone with an assessing look. and :)
YYY: How do these people get married?

Listen, what is the name of the snail on which the students sit? Not a party, but...
World of Warcraft?

Drunk Russians, in four jeeps, quietly and imperceptibly entered the protected territory in Israel.

I finally met a normal guy.
tanechka: he’s not trying to fuck me, he’s interested in my inner world!
Amazon: as my life experience shows
A man is only interested in the inner world of the woman he wants to fuck.

I recently felt on myself all the power of the deodorant, really everything like in advertising, sprinkled and the girls straight to stick to the steel, the only thing about which they were silent in advertising: you must be a taxi driver, and at 4 a.m. to drive free 4 girls quite far, they must be from another city and slightly sober. Per I could not have scratched.