“Mommy, why are you living with Uncle Cole, and have you expelled Daddy?! to
He drinks and does not work.
I don’t see the difference...

About the drunkard:

In studenthood, they often hanged in someone's house or in the shelter and drank, no - bumped, and nobody raped anyone. We drink, we listen to music, we joke, we cheer, we watch movies. Then we walk apart, walking around the houses. Per, yet, when raped by drunkenness, it is not a normal completion of the trial, but someone a moral wretch?

Pearl of the day: "Protection against dry sliding".

This is the EEG generation. You put something on a smooth glass, metal or plastic surface, tilt it and you will see that dry slide. A fully used term.

I work in an electronics hypermarket.
A buyer arrives.
Q: Is the Samsung S7 straight really waterproof?
I: Yes, it is all right.
Q: What, directly under the water, can you take pictures and photographs?
I: Yes, up to 1.5 meters can be submerged.
Q: And what, can you talk directly underwater?
I: Can you do it?
Q: A... a... a... a... a...
has gone.

On my grave should be written:
She wanted so much, but was too lazy to do anything.

AAA: Heroes of nanotechnology today, I declare with knowledge of the case...

Repairs in the purchased apartment. And as is the case, the previous owners did not glue the wallpaper where the cabinets stood. Whether they were lustful, whether they were lazy to move, it’s not the point... The important thing is that the whole wall had to be glued.

So, new beautiful high-tech and other bla-bla wallpapers cut off - like two fingers on asphalt. And the old, Soviet, with crops, macks and other heroes only fall away with huge pieces of plaster, as carefully as you do. If they get rid of. In some places, you need to use a brushing machine. Or a laser. And the feeling that everything was holding on them...

Noacho, at that time everything had a dual purpose, civil and military. In the course of these wallpapers, nuclear bunkers were also attached.

AAA: That is what I am talking about. Soviet nanotechnology is the most nanotechnological. The decline in the country, the decline...)))

– Shit, I just got two bearded men on a black Lexus!
The Fathers!! to
No, it seems not to them.

Dressed after sex, found on the couch a coin of 10 rubles
Yyy: Xxx, I pulled a coin out of the couch
You are my Super Mario.

No one knows why women like to drink too. You’ll feel like wine, and you’ll be drawn to bed.

The fucking! What a people! There was a storm in Moscow. Fuck the tree. The good car didn’t get stuck, a huge tree. Lie for a week. No need for anyone. I went by today, I think a couple of pins will work for customers. They sit and wait for the car to be washed. Under the atmosphere of this wash, that is. I took the Uzbek and he drank me two pins. Run 200 meters on twisted paths. I was the first and fucking. The second one was stolen, shit!

In this regard, I want to say: "Metro Semenovskaya. Give the pen back, dog! Drink yourself! The tree is in place, shit! You have to drink!"

Thanks for attention.

In his youth he was a reckoned boy, but, at the same time, grew up among criminal mates, which gave a funny mixture of some intelligence and "concepts".
I can no more! I live in St. Petersburg and I will be born. Lack of air, lack of life.
Not a troll, but just an old grandfather.
— — —
I understand you, even if you are younger. In the Leningrad region speaking mushroom places are not bad, I recommend as a hobby )

here here :

I just can’t find a friend. Not the old, the old is over, the new. Even just a friend. Who read the same books as me, who would understand what I’m talking about.
In his youth he was a reckoned boy, but, at the same time, grew up among criminal mates, which gave a funny mixture of some intelligence and "concepts". Therefore, he was always and everywhere considered “smart and fair.” Once a long time ago, another life whirlwind brought to the collective, say so, people nearby, and for some reason I began to pick simple, understandable words in my speech. It has grown, you know.
I can no more! I live in St. Petersburg and I will be born. Lack of air, lack of life.
Not a troll, but just an old (54) grandfather.

Most people over 50 are immersed in family and family affairs. Fighting friend of single find is quite easy, there will always be someone who will be happy to introduce, but a friend, indeed, almost impossible. Women are not considered by you at all, are they not stupid, and counted?

Hurry up the times:

also indicated chromcast and x-voch in compass
Could it be a device too?
- we have a password - shizanyu, there is no such stubborn here, to hack wifi - it is Los Angeles, a child, not Silicon Valley.and :)

Los Angeles has been a Silicon Beach for several years (Google’s offices, Twitter, JPL, SpaceX, riot games, tueva hocha startups, etc.), so you’d still have a look at your neighbors.

Strike reconstruction game.

and Xenx! The Russian Soldier)
X is for you! (Respond to German)

If a stranger approaches and says he weighs 110 kilograms, he has been boxing for 15 years and he is a pederast.

The producer of porn movies goes in the elevator, there comes a huge Negro and says: "Rise - 195 centimeters, length - 25 centimeters, Nak Byson" The producer falls faint, the Negro bowed over him, the producer comes to himself and asks: "What did you last say?" - "Nag Byson is my name" - "Fhu, and I heard the "Beyond"...

This is called lexical reproduction :)

About the Reproduction:
In the 1980s, this was the case:
The Minister of Culture is asked – why in Azerbaijan people speak "shashlik-mašlik, green-melen" and so on.
He thought and answered "Eye! There is a lack of culture!"

I have neighbors grandparents. Sometimes I help them, something to pull, bring, etc., and they give thanks with chocolate tiles, then cookies. Well, because of my upbringing, purely instinctively, I first deny it, say it is not necessary, it is not worth bla bla bla, and then they still insist and I accept sweets. So recently I thought that this circus, they give - I accept and it's all about it. And recently I heard their conversation: "Look what a shy man has become, what he doesn't give, so he immediately gets enough and doesn't even try to give up, next time he won't get anything." I am grateful, but I ask nothing.

<<A very ecclesiastical young man...>

It reminded the history: there is a major religious center in our city. One day someone brought some holy relics there. The people broke. I’m in the bus, there’s a lot of people going for a gift. The controller enters, and most of the passengers do not pay for the trip, while it is clear that they are coming from the church. The controller said so with insult and insult: "Look, you are believers, you are leaving the church, and you have no conscience pay."
As the saying goes, God is God, and Caesar is Caesar.

I open the JJ and hit the title of the famous cook Stalick "What to do with a disabled cat?"
With horror I await the decision in his spirit: "You just have them..."
and Fuck. He was really worried about the cat.

Yesterday at a glass of beer, a friend shared a story of his failure, which I was amazed at.



About five years ago, he heard that they started shooting a series based on a very good fantasy book and that it would be a bomb. So, he decided to prepare thoroughly and read the book first. He did not remember the name, but knew there was something about Ice and Winter... After a short search, he found this book and it consisted of 47 volumes. But a friend did not stop it. After reading all of Tom and spending a cloud of time he was looking forward to the series. And what was his surprise that in the series everything was different and in general he was filmed on the basis of the book "The Song of Ice and Fire", and the book he read was called "Ice People" ))