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[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №18341
 20.07.2009
How did you fuck me with your sound drugs!!! to

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №18340
 20.07.2009
I never thought that Gaussian blur in Photoshop could be called Gaussian blur.

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №18339
 20.07.2009
Fialka (11:11:52 17/07/2009)
Unfortunately, you are not an artist.
The House (11:12:05 17/07/2009)
Yes (
The House (11:12:10 17/07/2009)
I can paint a game.
The House (11:12:13 17/07/2009)
or Pushkin
The House (11:12:18 17/07/2009)
You cannot distinguish one from the other.
Fialka (11:12:23 17/07/2009)
ROFL

[ + 46 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №18338
 20.07.2009
How long will our children have to pick up an email address?! to

[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №18337
 20.07.2009
Ward tells me words he doesn’t know, and I don’t even have anything to say to him – I don’t know them either.

[ + 108 - ] Comment quote №18336
 20.07.2009
from JJ:
Gay people just fuck through their ass, but the pederastes do absolutely anything through their ass!

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №18335
 20.07.2009
Three things contribute to good sleep: a clean conscience, a soft pillow, and a lack of internet.

<BloodHorse>

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №18334
 20.07.2009
Russian-Finnish border, customs, bus, person 25 students.. enters Finnish customs officer perfectly speaking Russian begins.. "vodka, cigarettes...bla bla is there?" unstructured choir of voices whispering something like NO... FINN EXPOSES : AND WHEN TO SEEK? The bus drowns in a homeric whistle, the eyes of the Finn needed to be seen :)) Then when he was explained what this harmless phrase meant on the dark streets of Russian cities he also laughed for a long time :)

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №18333
 19.07.2009
by Vika18
Is Jackson still alive?

Necropolite of Angoli
Of course alive! Elvis and I are recording a new album!

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №18332
 19.07.2009
<ua0lmc> by the way, if you think, since there is a cat dog consisting of two frontal parts of the body, there must be a being consisting of two asses.
<ua0lmc> a population of at least 400 of these creatures resides in the Duma building, ah.

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №18331
 19.07.2009
This is the LG X360.

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Explain to me what they do in my NEW phone SMS sent a month ago, every kiss with confessions to them in love, a?)))

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[ + 65 - ] Comment quote №18330
 19.07.2009
Alena (22:06:30 17/07/2009)
I wore the dress I wore 5 years ago.

Alena (22:06:42 17/07/2009)
I can’t get out now =)

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №18329
 19.07.2009
Yeleleo: I’ve heard that the Germans are buying the rights to the next Harry Potter series and it’s going to be much more interesting than the previous ones.

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №18328
 19.07.2009
The C torrent:
1"Professional multi-voice - and who translated it

2' and a professional

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №18327
 19.07.2009
How to correctly translate street art into Agly?

Tagged: street art

xxx and I say the same.

Who says otherwise?

There is one here who says that art of street.

Tell her she’s a bitch of stupid.

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №18326
 19.07.2009
<Avinar> was going to admin for inets paid. He waited for him at the arch, he passed by.
<Avinar> and the kids in the neighboring shop thought I was buying drugs :D
<Avinar> if they were right...

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №18325
 19.07.2009
and Hella:
The truth of life: either the prince is actually a horse, or there is a horse next to him.

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №18324
 19.07.2009
by K
All my friends have dreams like dreams. The house, the family, the car, the computer there... Am I alone, the fool, dreaming of Dr. House meeting Dr. Cox?
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You are not alone!!! to

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №18323
 19.07.2009
xxx: Did you read Fichtegolz "the basics of matanalysis?"
YYY: No, I’ll wait for this book to be screened.

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №18322
 19.07.2009
XHH: My acquaintance today communicated with real shamans. Do you know which? They say they can lick hot iron!
Pfff, let’s try cold licking.

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