He: Even though you’re acting like a brainstorming machine, I still love you! You will get rid of me!) This is so!!! to
She is fucking...
See also: AGA

Monday: Day of Firefighters
YYY: Do you suggest wearing a fire extinguisher?and :)

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XXX: The Infection
yyy: suddenly jumped out of the corner and stumbled? :D

Twenty-first day found a sealed pack of coffee "lavatzzo", who forgot probably in the archive on the window.
XXX - twice I have made my own coffee, youche nihuya did not do it all day just coffee I love very so glad I sit in the innet I drink coffee I pay for this money ))
YYY - in the first, not the window, Dmitry! Second, it was my coffee. In the third - for this month you will definitely pay nothing, at 16.45 I await you with an application on my own!

V1^SaN: I am stupidly interested... I am the only one dressed not by the weather looking in the crowd of the same idiots, in order to calm the self-esteem?)

Talent leakage is already underway.
"There will be no brains, there will be no leaks" Motto of Fursenko

A friend now writes:
I had a nose inside the chestnut, I decided to scratch with a pen, and accidentally scratched something, I had blood from my nose, I decided to scratch myself, but suddenly sneezed... the question, how can the lens be cleaned from blood?

Or a normal person, right?

luckyman: Purchased magazine Men's Health. I saw an interesting article - how to have sex in the car. Opened the magazine, saw - how to properly place in the Porsche911. The magazine is closed :(

I was on a bus last summer. I live in Redmond, here sometimes in the shade of forty degrees, and in the sun even worse. We turn to another street, and suddenly on the sidewalk I see... a tea tree! The Soviet. There is something in it. I look at him surprised. The first thought is water boiling (:
And then someone else from the bus said: "It is right that the Soviet, boiling - will whistle. You will hear" All the bus :D

After 10 minutes of searching, the waitress honestly admitted that they had no wifi bottles.

From the Automotive Forum.
1: Good time of day!
One problem in the car is concerned - after dynamic driving at high speed of the engine, the smell of hydrogen sulfur appears. It is mostly felt in the first few minutes after stopping.
After dynamic driving, do you smell? ;D

Ashot in the dark, you say? And to translate Angel Dust as Angel will give - is it normal?! to

Medvedev proposed to create an analogue of World of Warcraft based on Russian history
Okay, the tricks should be idealistic. :D 

Yesterday, the daughter was asked in the kindergarten what color of her father's eyes, she replied - red... It's time for the journey to bind from controls :(

xxx: guys, maybe someone has a vacant place in the company or something else? (The Moscow)
YYY: First they go live in some fucking, then they look for a job :3

NAL4IK: In general, the old man is cool... today I thought – it would be a pity when he dies...I would have come to his funeral to take off his hat.
It’s not nice to steal the hats of the dead.

by Tifa-chan
I went to the movies with friends on Harry Potter. We sit like we cry T_T And here is a picture when in Hogwarts all the students go to shelters. And the bas is from the back rows: "we don’t need any education"... the whole hall fell out :D

I have a friend, director and owner of a fairly large, with good turnover, company. And he has everything like people: a house, an apartment, a car, a yacht, a wife and a mistress (a secretary is a referent).
And here is how I went to him in the office of affairs, the secretary serves us coffee, but I bring to the coffee chocolate, and him demonstrably caramel candy - to my astonished look a friend, squeezing his eyes, replied:
"Yes, I went here to the left from the left..."
I thought a lot...

XXX: I am sitting at work, next to the report thick-walled lies, suddenly sharply fucking what kind of SAP flashes, that then everything downward twists all I think, the computer is quite breathing in me. I call the system manager type - Vanya, run all gone! What do you think? Vanya just took the report from the button Enter, so the evil looked and went away... And it was after he told me yesterday what kind of knee I know that this is a mini-esby!

by le_jour:
42 years since a man landed on the moon. Astronauts swim, swim in fountains and strike passers

by chudovis4e
You are a salad, go here. Flying into space? What is not? It is"