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[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №8341
 30.07.2008
No one is surprised that in the new film "Secret Materials" Dan Scalley before doing the operation of the child on the transplant of interkostal stem cells(!) Would you like to find out how to do this operation...in Google?

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №8340
 30.07.2008
It was in those times when win 98 was on almost all cars, and there were such left-hand lines that could go through open ports and remotely operate through it.

And my perverted mosque decided to go the reverse way...in case a confused hacker decided to steal my passwords, I downloaded the first virus hit from the internet with the fun name "hddkill"...Attempting the hacker’s thoughts, I created a nisc. the folder on the comppe with the names of the "clay shooter" "the list of passwords" and so on... arranged everything as it should created empty files with different extensions, text files, and duplicated this same hddkill only under another name... I don’t know who got it, but after a few months I forgot what I was doing this.. and when I started cleaning the system, scanning the old files I saw the folder, Shooter, O_o and decided to play it, after 5 files run, I thought and here to me came, to insert the bulldozers in the computer was too late, because the computer was silent, there was only a rest.

A black screen and a flashing spot, shit!The computer cleaned up.and ((

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №8339
 30.07.2008
JN
I almost burned, my calendar burned.

JN
11 September
Day of military glory of Russia

JN
Patchwork

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №8338
 30.07.2008
Yyy lan over driving all day =)
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx and :)
xxx is

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №8337
 30.07.2008
Darla_Vuelta (22:07:19 29/07/2008)
How to Success?

Pastor (22:07:26 29/07/2008)
badly (

Darla_Vuelta (22:07:42 29/07/2008)
Why is?

Pastor (22:07:48 29/07/2008)
I do not know

Darla_Vuelta (22:08:11 29/07/2008)
Strangely

Pastor (22:08:43 29/07/2008)
Why is

Darla_Vuelta (22:08:57 29/07/2008)
I do not know

Pastor (22:09:07 29/07/2008)
Strangely

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №8336
 30.07.2008
Kris
The mystery!
Peti has 12 apples, Losh has 8 apples, and Vashi has salt in his ass.
Who was the last to escape from the garden?

Alexis
Petya stomped the last escape

Alexis
Well, first Vase was shot in J. salt and then the rest of the apples began to run away. Petya struck the most of all - respectively spent more time. And Vasya held him with both hands and did not take anything accordingly. He ran out first.

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №8335
 30.07.2008
Dialogue with Mother:
"You laugh at the work of Darya Danzova all the time, but you probably haven't read any of her works. I got her new book, will you let me read it?
No is
And I don’t want to...who else would rub her.

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №8334
 30.07.2008
andri
Do you use Skype?

andri
The wheelchair and you can be wicked over the Americans in the style of the allo apartment of the rabbits-no, and what the ears are ticking.

Kurtis
Is it Washington?
Yes is
You ordered a tree.
Yes Yes
Topol has flown

Kurtis
Better not hope.

andri
AAA talent is missing))

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №8333
 30.07.2008
She: in the world before the hero of shameless people.Well, of course, not such shameless people as I...))
He: You are not shameless, you will not give me
He: You are just good.
She: Fuck him... Good!
He: Not even the most - I'm not likely to break you either

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №8332
 30.07.2008
<Dalphin>Juppies, I found the controller from the fan, now I am the lord of the elements again )))

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №8331
 30.07.2008
Today I saw a girl in an ultra-short dress.
The girl's legs were very even nothing, and in the shoes of the
> she clearly knows how to walk the cables.
>She cheated her rope tampon, which turned out to be a lot.
The long shirt.

Who can do this without copywriting?
(c) gilmorn-elemorn.livejournal.com
To the top if possible. The world needs to know its heroes.

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №8330
 30.07.2008
>> A hoppers are the perfect conductors.. Here the day in the bus was driving...and there the conductor hoppers. I gave him 20 and passed 16. He asks for 5 rubles to surrender: "Hear... and ruble is there 7 Look there can you eat ch ch on small.. direct your hope.. give nothing. "

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №8329
 30.07.2008
Vacation at sea. A removed apartment. The kitchen. I am a 3-year-old boy and his grandmother.
Can I meet this girl?
Don Juan, you would have dressed cowards, removed the bullshit from your head and then went out to meet!
0 - O

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №8328
 30.07.2008
lenta.ru is about:

In the Podolsk district of Kiev at the address of Frunze street, house 20/22 is located a transformator building, in which 120 companies are registered.

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №8327
 30.07.2008
1: I'm bitten by a donkey - my shoulder is itching, it hurts and it seems to fall off soon (
Write to this place - it really helps!
1: I can't get *JOKINGLY* but the swollen trident ((
2: Go to the doctor
Do you think he would agree to write me? :D

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №8326
 30.07.2008
XXX: The provider got...
Call to Sapphire.
XXX: If it would help. The last time no fell, I called the sapport, the phone was not taken for 5 minutes, then raised and laid down. And they have there first the auto respondent suggests pressing 0 for the sapport and 1 one for the sales department. I pressed 1 and asked to connect to the TP. They told me to press 0 and I replied that if I didn’t get a TP, I would ask the manager to invite me. They connected and in 10 minutes didn’t work.
I need to call the sales department =)
XXX does not help.
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYY?? to
xxx: because after I posted this story on the failure forum, the sales department also stopped taking the tube 8)))

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №8325
 30.07.2008
From an Explanatory Note
"Working on shift, July 16, on my birthday..."

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №8324
 30.07.2008
I watched a video from Bash. He started laughing at Anchorage.

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №8323
 30.07.2008
Call to Support:
There is no connection with such a branch in such a city.
- Yes, there is a problem with the satellite time removal can be called.
But what are you doing about this.
- Of course the shuttle in the courtyard stands, the salad was only taken.

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №8322
 30.07.2008
7974 (saved 2008-07-30 at 04:05)
Stathas saw the guy rise out of the hunt and began to hit the trolleybus standing on the lighthouse with an umbrella, because it was painted Timati in a shirt advertisement.

at 4:05 am in the morning? O_O

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