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Vitaly :
My father served in Germany and I was born there, we lived there for 5 years, you can go there to live or not. I am 23 years old.

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One morning I went out to work and got into the elevator on the 6th floor. Every elevator stopped, and a man entered on the fourth. When I got tired of stopping, I pressed Stop and "1", as I sometimes did before, and then the elevator stood up, and the man began to cover me with a mat with screams:
What buttons you hold, no one can get us out of here!
That is why?
Because I get it!
So, I got stuck in the elevator.

It might be useful!!! to

Study your rights!!! to

Everyone knows that in our difficult times we cannot be insured against reductions at work. So, if you are reduced and at the same time offered to break up lovingly (i.e. paying you 2 salaries) in any case DO NOT go to this shit!!! According to the law you must be warned within 2 months (i.e. You work for 2 months at full wage) and after 2 months to pay a leave allowance (also something about 2 salaries), and then a salary, if within a month you did not find a job and brought a certificate from the labour market!
In the proactive case, you can prepare a lawsuit for illegal use of your funds.

So my brother yesterday broke up with his employers by easing their pocket by about 60,000 at a salary of 25,000 and at the same time pre-worked for 2 months!

The state, of course, is good at blaspheme, but if you do nothing to protect yourself, nobody will do it!

Please help me, I think I can help many people.

Oh, forgive me Rita.
WOW: for what?
Oh, how, I thought, you allosha said, on your house without you entered, broke everything there drunk... barely burned.
WOW : what?? to
Hahh: fucking, this is how it went (we didn't want to, we just didn't have a place to go, we remembered that you were there near the village, we went in, we ate, we went and went...
WOW :...
I don’t have a damn, fucking!! to

Bus and trolleybus parks, together with the subway, demand the prohibition of private motor transportation, as it takes away their income. It is also necessary to legally prohibit working near the home.

Music is like clothes. A lot, but nothing to include.

[2:17:06] xxxh: Blind, here, without thinking about the machine, he threw his son: "Kill the wall!"", so he took and rolled his forehead into the closet... I am ashamed, and sorry, and funny at the same time! and :)
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[2:17:38] zzz: Is it a closet?
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XXX: But I like your care for the closet!

Once I got the agenda in the military committee "To arrive on January 2 of such a year". I picked up the clothes and came early. Sitting swollen from the New Year Major (as later turned out, the chairman of the calling committee). He saw me, slightly revived - bring, says, something to swallow and smoke. I went to the store, brought him a beer and Prima. He says, “I will never forget the century,” and translates my personal case into a box with the inscription “Enuresis.” Let go home. In general, I did not serve, although I never sweated. The main thing is to treat people well and not greedy - only spent on a bottle "Zhygulevsky" and cigarettes. Or was it corruption?

Conversation with Kesha:

Tagged: hi
I: Hello
Kashmir: How it works
I: I’m at work now... as if I couldn’t talk...
You have a girlfriend.
I: not
Kesha: You love me.
I: I don’t know you... and I can’t love naturally.
Kashmir: So far
I: BB
I will remove you.
I am: OK
Tagged: fucks
Tagged: fucking

She is:
by Nikita!! Listen urgently, remember we guessed how much c30 volvo costs, so until 30.09.09 it is only 641 t.p. It’s in the basic setup, but I’ll go!! Take it?

He is:
Yes, of course, take, I will write out a check as soon as we arrive at the villa on the coast of Spain. I have a checkbook there lying in a hand-worked red wood box. Well, the one I bought cheaply for 300 thousand euros)))))

It smiled!

I go somehow in the car, in front of a white foreigner MYTHA, without a rear buffer! On the spot of the blade, an A4 sheet with the following inscription: "Fear the old grandfather on the green six, he appears suddenly!".

Hi, what are you doing?
2 - Cooking the Duck
1: For what?
That’s because she’ll be at dinner!! and gt ;(

A disrespectful, boring shit, constantly mocking the car. Lord, you are fuck!
If dad and mom gave you a car, that doesn’t mean they can do it for half the country. And most people now riding on the "Toyota" and "Lexus" the first car was the "coin". For me, a 20-year-old guy with a salary of 20k, the old "classic" is the only available option. Let it be archaic, let it often break, but it can be assembled in the presence of a little bit of a decent set of tools and straight hands from any state, and spare parts for it cost a penny.
And let the machines produced by VAZ are far from the most modern, they are affordable, cheap and simple. And while the overwhelming majority cannot afford a high-quality brand, these machines will live.
I think the VAZ owners will support me.

Storm (Lada.cc)

Old age is when one begins to realize that one cannot go back and nothing can go forward.

Shlimazl in Palestinian

A few years ago, a Palestinian suicide terrorist went “to work.” At the full parade (bomb, explosive, screws and all the other things that are assigned to him by specialty) went to our people, in order to choose the place of the crowd and explode. It would seem that the beginning is such that it does not promise laughter even to an anti-Semit.
It is not known what was the qualification of that hero of the Palestinian people, but as a workplace he chose not just anything, but one of the busiest places in Jerusalem. He looked around, stood in the crowd and pressed the explosive. But God had other plans for the day.
The explosive worked, the bomb – no, a click and silence. And only the sound of the falling body - the terrorist, when the explosive clicked out of fear, he lost consciousness. Glory be to God who takes away the hand of his enemies from his people - he will send the sappers in time, then the intelligence will be accurate and timely, or even just offend those enemies with the mind. That time the last thing happened very well - fortunately, the Arab Einsteins did not know something there with a bomb.

The vigilant citizens saw the siege of the Arab called "where to" and in a few minutes there was the army, the police and these very "who should" - Shabat in general. The area is covered. The sappers of the unconscious Palestinian were quietly dismembered: the explosive was neutralized, the body was sent to the Hadasha hospital, the soul was left to talk to the ancestors. The soul of the ancestors, apparently, did not fit and soon she returned to the body. The doctors of Hadassa did not even have to try especially - the terrorist came to consciousness quite quickly.

And there, in consciousness, this event was expected by a lot of serving people.
Representatives of Shabak and other bodies, who had the duty of service to have questions about the terrorist, waited for his awakening in the chamber, and other force structures guarded it outside. And here their client leaned, sat down on the bed, raised his right hand in a command gesture, firmly, clearly and very seriously said, "Take them all!"

Shabaka’s experienced employee, speaking Arabic specifically for this occasion, decided that he did not understand something and asked in pure Arabic:
“Who?” “Everyone” was spoken by a Palestinian. “Bring them here together and I’ll take them all!”
After an additional phrase-two to Shabat came that the terrorist decided that he was already in heaven and demands what was laid down. Meanwhile, the Shahid folklore says that for the "holy cause in the struggle with the unbelievers", there are 72 virgins in paradise. Gurias, say, are more suitable for each other, and are issued by the group for unlimited use. And this is not for you a trade union trip, especially after the misery of the Arab village, where the goat is one for the whole village, and the one for the coolest guy.

In general, this is an unsettling scene – a Palestinian terrorist in an Israeli hospital demands from a counterintelligence officer a Qur’an-based guru. Not as chaotic, but all at once.

After laughing, the Shabakovs faced a small problem: the Palestinians refused to believe in the brutal reality. And they spoke to him in Hebrew, and so, and Edak, and he stood on his own, saying, I have done the thing, it is my duty. He insisted on a stubborn snorkel and considered the deal on the number of gurus inappropriate. Psychologists would probably say that this is how his psyche was defended from the harsh reality. Psychologists say that almost always. People, in the course of the play, the client needs to be questioned, and he has nonsense in his mind.

And then the investigator brought the most important argument – presented himself in office, documents written in Hebrew presented and asked,
“How do you think I’m a Jew, and even a Shabaab worker could go to the same paradise with you?” “No,” the terrorist replied, and... he cried.

– Abram Moiseevich, why do you want to leave? What does not please you?
I am not happy with your attitude toward homosexuality.
What is the problem, is it all calm?
Under Stalin they were shot for this, under Brezhnev.
He was forcibly treated, and now it is normal. So here, I am
I want to leave this country before it becomes mandatory.

Yesterday I walked down the bridge, I watched — stands a guy with a girl, next to two big ones. One falls on a girl’s foot.
- "Bl@$y, s**a, y***y are the decepticons!!and "
O_O

The question of values!
I call the IT department and say, the wheel has flown, it needs to be reinstalled, I cannot send payments through the bank clint!
The answer:
- Fuck, what a wire, I poured the dough with cold water!