XXX: How little we started to read! It was the most read country.
YYY: What are you suddenly?
XX: Well, we have a discount on books as employees. If someone knows needs books, I give at a wholesale price, and a discount to me. How little we read!

She: Another insult and I will insult myself
He: Yes, I have never offended you at all. I’m just straightforward and look at things objectively.
But my straightforwardness I level up with philanthropic compliments.
Where are the compliments?
He says, “You have chickens!

FAQ: On Saturday evening, a girl came to me. I went to my father's kiosk for 10 minutes to buy cigarettes, I come, and instead of the Ubuntu, the wire is loaded (default loading). The girl claims that the Ubuntu hanged (even the mouse did not ride) and had to reboot. I do not know how it happened. It was like playing music on the player. failed to repeat. You need to check the memory and screw.

MatriX1: No need to check anything, this is the property of girls.

BiTaminka
We were not allowed to go to work on Monday because of the heat!!!! to

BiTaminka
My vacation starts on Monday...

A message from the city's information portal on the topic that the water supply has started to smell dirt:
There is a suggestion: everyone should open the cranes to melt the bad water and leave the house to ride the electric cars to drive out the old cars, and on the way to eat all the bread of the bread factory. Clean the City of Dirt!

In light of this weather, the phrase is recalled more and more often: "Not everyone will live to winter".

From the forum

I have two children - a boy 12, a girl 10 years old. Recently, the son begins to harass his daughter - he starts to go to the toilet when she does well, always tries to be present when his sister changes clothes, when she goes to the bath to wash, runs back and says that he will help her rub her back, although I usually do. I understand that this is a consequence of puberty, but isn’t it going too far?

What an interesting boy, he knows how to run behind.

XXX with professional celebration.
Yyy: xxx, I have one name from Sisadmin)
What about the beard?
And the beard is not done.

I am angry with ugly things, just like people.
Missenka: other questions?
Is there a problem with the mirror? : o )

- Figle, " 300 units of equipment are involved", the television said. It is only in the outskirts area. I thought there would be so many firefighters in the area.
Well, "technology" is not just fire cars.
Yes, I thought they counted everything, including mobile phones and factory alarms.
This is also the loops and garden leagues.

S: I went home yesterday when on a trolleybus, and I was given a happy ticket)) and in the evening went to the pizzeria, ordered 6 glasses of beer, two pizzas, fish of all kinds, and it turned out. that we are 500 customers, and everything turned out to be free))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))
M: Is it okay?!...
M is serious?? to
I give a tooth!
M: Oh It is crazy!!! to
S is true! I can show the biblet... with pizza more difficult)
M is ))
Better not show the pizza.)

When I was a child, I liked to take a socks or sweaters and put the end in his own neck. Not just so, but deeper, so that a few layers of socks work out.
I always wondered what would happen if I put ALL my socks in myself. Maybe he will turn into a point.
Then I grew up and learned what this is called "uroboros".

My cat in school loved to swim.
YYY: Did your cat go to school?

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
WOW be healthy!
Oh, don’t die yourself.
I will not die...
HH: And where are you going?! to

Nancy: Hi listen, I’m looking for a job here, I’m looking for something on the receipt?
Taras: Hmm... no way
Though there is a driver
Nancy: Not funny
I sent without smiles.

IN (13:55:34 30/07/2010)
The best place to relax in Moscow for July 2010 was recognized as a refrigerator.

Thirteen (13:55:43 30/07/2010)
servery

IN (13:56:02 30/07/2010)
Yes, but the simple deadly move there ordered))

IN (13:56:08 30/07/2010)
They have it in the refrigerator!! to

XXX (13:56:31 30/07/2010)
by admin? No is.
In the refrigerator!! to

Ul'chik (13:57:34 30/07/2010)
I want to be in a cool room in a bed and sleep.

~Pontchiki^^ (13:57:59 30/07/2010)
It’s called Morocco. :D

Q: Has it rained?
MB will be at night.
If my neighbor arranges a dance with drums, it is possible.
Do you have a shaman?
WOW or admin? ?
I am just a fool)

Tagged: sweet

Narg: Rather, salt from sweat! >.<

Did you take a shower together?

Narg: Well, even if you kill me, I won’t go to Syzran to shower!! to

xxx: Yamao, the stitch in the table found a clutch, an ordinary small office clutch, but made of such a thick metal that you can hide the fuck.
yyy: "Soviet", thought Stirlic