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[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №143469
 30.07.2017
xxx: you have noticed that lately there are more and more people in the shops who, in order not to stand in a line (even if it is of 2 people) begin to load the rights "that you have here in general ALL the casinos must work, yes I do not have to stand in a line here, you MUST work quality" and so on? They say horror.
yyy: yes... there was a case, I stand in line, here I hear "where is the quality of work? I will complain, call the administrator...", and the voice is familiar to someone.
yyy: I turn and exactly, one of the hired workers says that my home repair has been delayed for a week
yyy: I didn’t stand, so loudly asked "Out of the way about the quality, how is my repair?"
yyy: the man turned red, apologized, stood at the end of the line and did not bother others anymore. Then I apologized for the delay in repairs. I finished by the end of the week.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №143468
 30.07.2017
Nyonila: I did not understand - the Tver court in Moscow or is it already Moscowbad? The press secretary of the court, Murat Dolgatov, the investigator of Gainullin, Diana Hanifovna, lawyer Rabil Jagfarovich Wafin, prosecutor Rajabov. Don’t you think it’s already overwhelming?

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №143467
 30.07.2017
YYY: Unfortunately, it doesn’t work that way. sufficiently advanced AI will come up with how to pick up resources and ensure their own independence. Even if it was originally written not for this, but, say, for the most effective display of advertising on the Internet.
YYY: Man has become the dominant species on the planet not because he had a doft of independence and resources. The most dangerous is the one who thinks best.
Zzz: Do not be afraid of artificial intelligence. Despite human dominance, beer yeast flourishes.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №143466
 30.07.2017
It is bad when others find our shortcomings, much worse when they use them.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №143465
 30.07.2017
I remembered the people, they could write about them, they could have lost the time, they could have lost the time, they could have lost the time, they could have lost the rest of the late eighties, God knows how I found myself in the outskirts of the city, but also in the most disadvantaged part of it, the real backyards with the success of the people, they could have lost the time, they could have lost the money, they could have lost the rest of the days.I remember that I was looking for some arrangement in the middle of the eighties, and I could have been confused that I could have been in the outskirts of the city, and even in the most disadvantaged part of it, it was worth me to cross it with my calculations, and I would not have been afraid to help the people, and I would not have been
 Three of these four I never met again in my life, but one of them from time to time saw and communicated, he lived in the area where I lived.Money from me he refused categorically, it seems to me I ask him for money and he would be broken into a patch, but would find them for me.He quoted me somehow a little changed, Antoine Saint-Exupéry-"You will always be responsible for the one you saved."So, a few years have passed and I was going with a familiar girl, we go with her near the garbage containers and suddenly from one of them my old friend comes out and shrimp me so-"The girl met, boy?"And I scream to him in response -"Yes, folder."Do not pass on the surprise that I saw in the eyes of the girl, I tell her that the folder from the factory was fired and so far, as it is... The girl was what it needs, with a good sense of humor, promised to show a very decent garbage, where her unemployed mother collects bottles...

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №143464
 30.07.2017
It is worth a couple of times to say "you can", as someone's ass is more comfortable on your neck.

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №143463
 30.07.2017
Vladlen: Anyone who gets injured is important to know that the moment he shoots a hooligan, his trouble does not end, but only starts.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №143462
 30.07.2017
>... but how does it go not as I want it to be...

First, the guy for 15 minutes tells him what he is Nothing, and then it turns out that no one needs him. He asks what is wrong. You are not, man, you are.

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №143461
 30.07.2017
Let’s take a holiwar – who is cooler: a Russian on a stolen heatway or a Belarusian on a self-propelled machine.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №143460
 30.07.2017
>> they are like cucumbers.

> Green and in warts?

Guy, if your cucumbers instead of pimples in your warts - don't eat them! Especially if they are still crawling. They are not corners!

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №143459
 29.07.2017
The main rule when building: more foam - stronger walls!

[ + 24 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №143458
 29.07.2017
German butcher Peter Klassen will introduce meat drinks to the market.

To prepare such a cocktail, a man boils meat with vegetables in a bouillon, and then crushes it to the consistency of cocoa. After this, the liquid is packaged in bottles and sterilized.

The cocktail will be presented in three flavors: "Stack", "Bombay beef" and "Royal Chicken".

The Voot! Do not eat after 6 o’clock – drink.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №143457
 29.07.2017
"In the Dusseldorf? and tourism? seriously?and "

First, it is a three-year-old boy.
Second, if you forget about stereotypes, then Tajikistan is also the most beautiful mountains of Pamir, crystal clear lakes with glacial water, natural thermal springs, kilometre-long green slopes, as well as ancient original culture and friendly people (far away from big cities). And all this at a price that is quite expensive for the European, as my friends-foreigners who spent their holidays there often and with pleasure did not get tired of being surprised. Service, of course, zero - but much more interesting than rolling between the bar and the pool in the hotel of popular resorts.

[ + 28 - ] [5 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №143456
 29.07.2017
I am a grandmother at 40. And I’ll reveal to you a secret: make up with creams, don’t make up – if you’re not an alcoholic or a drug addict, you’ll look roughly the same as your average parents looked at your age. You can’t get genetic.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №143455
 29.07.2017
Fateful Fifth: Yuri finally fucked up
Fateful Fifth: came drunk from the feast, said "I must finally do it", grabbed my manicure pieces of needles from the mommy cactus and bit him
Fateful Fifth: shrugged, spit, said "bitter"
Fateful Fifth: Now he sits and thinks about what to cook him so that it's normal
Fateful Fifth: Fuck, I'll tell Mom when she'll come from Yalta?

[ + 22 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №143454
 29.07.2017
Borrow from history"Scopy pays twice", this is how you carry the Soviet mentality into the masses. One thing is to pay a fee as a thank you for the service you liked. The other is to constantly lubricate-feed someone, "contract". This is how the infamous corruption will grow, as long as people like you spread such views not even at the level of small government representatives, but at the level of service personnel.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №143453
 29.07.2017
I had to quickly find a couple of articles that used the universal T-helper epitope p2, its amino acid sequence - QYIKANSKFIGITEL. Google found, but suggested: "Maybe you were looking for: GIKANSK FIGITEL". Not at all, but I searched for it afterwards.
So here.
There is neither gigantic nor figured.

[ + 22 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №143452
 29.07.2017
> the factory where the refrigerators of Birussa, a defense enterprise, and the refrigerators you there missiles can offer, not a pot.

On the defense enterprises of a certain tension there are very powerful presses, with the help of which (surprise!) It is possible to make excellent high-quality enameled dishes. And to install them separately for the sake of the production of dishes no one will: they are very expensive. So the pot on the defense plant is the least fantastic part of this story. In the USSR, almost all of its enamelled dishes were a “side-product” of the WPC, which had the corresponding production capacities.

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №143451
 29.07.2017
Police detained a man riding on a self-propelled machine.
........................................................................................

Attempts to "unusually rest" immediately became somewhat dull and boring.

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №143450
 29.07.2017
- check the air conditioning in this room, on the 3rd day of stay in it was found a melted condom!!And he still hangs there!! to
- Under the bed, our dust is constantly looking for, but this is what we were looking for in the air conditioner?? to
and a condom. And they found!

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