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[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №100828
 22.07.2014
Podolski: Who are you to catch me?
by Podolski:
Lemrina24: Who are you not to get stuck?

[ + 25 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №100827
 22.07.2014
There should only be a cake. The mystery of scanwords. Women have to have brains.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №100826
 22.07.2014
Hubble, the discussion of the iToilet app, allowing you to find out if the toilet is busy or free.

I need to have an electronic line :)
“Toilet is free, your turn: 5, approximate waiting time: 27 minutes 43 seconds”
ууу: IMHO – lack of analysts, and la:
> the last wicked Vasya
> the light did not cut off Andrew
> I didn’t get it.
> and Baba Nura has been there for 43 minutes.
Yes, BigData is now in mode... add a predicting release time feature, based on previous user behavior.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №100825
 22.07.2014
From the instructions for working with the personal office on the FTS website:

If there were customs operations in the reporting period, click the link "No customs operations", thus removing the flag. As a result, the tab appears "Customs operations information"

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №100824
 22.07.2014
From Habr:
Domain area.yandex delegated

The first comment:
Can I use Yandex?

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №100823
 22.07.2014
This is:
Life is a terribly symmetrical thing, only it happens at different times.
Half of girls in their 20s say "Do you like it? Meanwhile, half of men say the same at 40 years of age.
and...
40-year-old men marry 20-year-old girls

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №100822
 22.07.2014
It is a pity man. Any fifty-year-old chief with a still melodic voice or the secretary of the customer / partner will call the working cell phone when he is in the shower or, sorry, sorting (no matter what urgently in non-working hours may be), and will answer the idiot's wife, from the hormonal disruption in the decree to any female voice paranoidly reacting, will begin to carry purga - shame for such a shame in front of people will not be wasted.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №100821
 22.07.2014
Sell me a swimsuit.
to be invisible in it.
No 40 extra kilograms.
No idea where to eat.

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №100820
 22.07.2014
If you have forgotten what distinguishes a cherry from a cherry, this is a cherry.
Oh, that’s the cabbage...

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №100819
 22.07.2014
xxx: the advantage of working in a foreign company - crushing Hindu shells, you can comment in half a voice on this %out with a three-storey mat. A peaceful face is the main thing.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №100818
 22.07.2014
We stand with a colleague on the street, a girl with a grandmother passes by and that says about bad service at the resort of Egypt. A colleague turns to me and says, “I ate the land at her age and didn’t know what Egypt was.” This phrase covered us for twenty minutes)))

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №100817
 22.07.2014
Yesterday I read about a young Russian scientist who is developing a theory of teleportation. Immediately imagined a crowd of destroyed bombs, guys who took the steep cars in credit and just the people who by the cost of the steepness of the car self-affirmed. How unfortunate they were.

[ + 95 - ] Comment quote №100816
 22.07.2014
to this:

ejack662: Am I that one unwittingly chew plus over the records until the 4 eyes of the Chinese appear? OO

and----
Now let’s figure out who it is when it comes... ;)

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №100815
 22.07.2014
Nastenka was pleasantly surprised when she found out that the Hornych Snake was not just three-headed.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №100814
 22.07.2014
I drank beer from a friend.I wanted to sleep, they left with a lovely home.He laid me down, he went for a couple of hours to go for a walk.Wake up in the morning, he is not, the tube does not take.The question: do I still have a lover and a girlfriend, if he is from another city, she had a lot of beer at home, and her number he has?

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №100813
 22.07.2014
In the case of liberalism you will be kidnapped in secret, interrogated in the Gestapo to death, and then the unscrupulous media will announce that you are a terrorist who exploded himself, shot himself twice in the head from a gun, killed himself without removing his bracelets, burned himself with a Molotov cocktail, shot from the RSZ "Grad" or PZRK (thanks to the air conditioner!). So that no one doubts, in your garage will find a warehouse of ammunition, and in Cyprus accounts for financing terrorist attacks, will publish on Facebook a plan to capture the world from the hacked email. Your house will be burned by your associates in a terrorist cell to replace traces, and relatives, without shame, will commit suicide (in the ways described above, of course).

_______________________

Oh! And can I somehow contact a specialist separately, who will find me an account in Cyprus, bypassing the other points?

[ + 24 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №100812
 22.07.2014
My Little Fallout. Friendship never changes.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №100811
 22.07.2014
People, what do you think if a cake with fish lay down for a day, can it be eaten?
YYY: I’t be
XXX: What will happen to him? He was lying in a bag, in a distant dark corner without light.
Are you afraid of microbes?

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №100810
 22.07.2014
So, raise your fat shit and drop in the halls and at the stadiums!
This is one of the most important things in the world.
Why do you tell others what to do? Go to the stadium, to the hall, to life. Do not lie with other people.
Because looking at such an obscure and uneducated thing, I realize that I will have more pleasure playing at the computer than communicating with the bull.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №100809
 22.07.2014
When outluck asks, you are mistaken, and instead of "originals" you should write "originals"? I don’t know if he’s joking, or does he know something like that?

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