Where to download ink on the printer?
YYY :?? to
The PDF printer. Sasha told me that I don’t have a file printed because the PDF has finished ink and they need to be downloaded and you know where!

JS-Raven: Do you like the arthouse?
Sticker to Art? As soon as I watched it, I just found out that his name was Art.

[20:01:13] <_Al> one user slowly downloads from me Twilight. From the album of Anna Herman "The Last Meeting". Maybe his mother will be pleased.

Hello friends, what are you doing?
He bakes his eggs and I sit and wait.
There are more humane ways not to get pregnant :D

JRT: I like to laugh at mentally retarded people
Sometimes I wake up in the morning, look in the mirror, and it immediately becomes funny.

D's andHow do you feel about the diploma?
Las: Now I am a graduate debboeb

Sunrise: So tell me, how can you love me more?

Katik *Mouse Flying*: Yes, I personally hate you

Just two girls (not blondes) long tortured the network office copy printer, unsuccessfully trying to copy something on it. The format of the paper is not the same, then a too dark copy comes out, then too light, then crushed. After 20 minutes of torture, our Sisadmin cannot withstand and sends to the same much-suffering device one almost pure sheet, on which there is only one phrase - "HARE ME TO torture."
The quality of the press improved instantly.

She: Prikyn went out for sale again and got a bunch of whole! Truth came home to find out that half of this I don’t need...so why did I pick up this stuff tell me?
He: Well, now you should perfectly understand why in the Russian language the words "discount" and "throw" are homogeneous...

A woman on the beach is not a competitor to a cold beer.

I watched a funny scene. He drove from the airport of Barcelona to his Palau and accidentally instead of the highway C-32, which goes along the coast, he drove on the C-33 - it goes to the mountains. Well, left and left, not scary - there you could get to the turn on Mataro and return to the S-32.

And on the S-33, unlike the S-32, a slightly different payment system was adopted. There as in parking: when you enter a paid zone, at a special point you press a button, you get a cardboard ticket. When you go out or come somewhere, you put a cardboard ticket in the machine, the amount of payment is charged and you pay as conveniently - in cash, with a card. The system, in general, is understandable and something is difficult to confuse there: when entering the machine one healthy button, and until you take the ticket, the slugbaum will not open.

I go to the cleaning points. In front of me a blonde on a cool Mercedes cabriolet. She stops in front of the machine and falls into a stupor. The blonde expects there to be an alkaline where to put a card of paprika. But there are no algae. There is a button. According to the idea, if a button, then it needs to be pressed. However, pressing is scary, or suddenly something will explode.
The blonde is afraid. I and three or four other cars are standing behind and mindfully trying to encourage her.

Finally, the blonde decides and presses the button. The card goes out.
The blonde cries out of horror because the card came out very unexpectedly and could get in the eye. But the card does not make any attempts to attack her, so the blonde calms and starts sharply. Not taking the card. Because the daddy told her that no checks needed to be collected. This is a check, a paper.

Shlagbaum does not open. The blonde brakes in front of him and falls into a stupor. She pressed the button. The shell had to be opened. He did not open. So something broke. Here is misfortune.

The blonde is sad. From the accumulated cars in different languages, drivers and drivers say: "Take the paper, fool!" The blonde does not react to this - to see, does not know any foreign languages. Or just not paying attention to the wicked people who so disgustingly chew on the cracks and wreaths. She is sad and missing her father.

Finally, one of the employees of the terminal draws attention to this mess.
He goes to the machine, gets a card and tries to give it to a blonde.
However, when the card was pulled out, the shlagbaum, of course, opened.
The blonde turned her head to us, showed a “fax” with her middle finger and striked the gas sharply. Mercedes escaped in the blue.

I really wanted to go after her and watch a circus with horses at the congress, where she could not even pay without a card, but had to turn to the sea. Other drivers have it.

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"Collapse" is the perfect synonym of the word "p****c", and sounds very impressive and beautiful: "transport collapse on the Leningrad Highway".

Pipe of Leah! We have a new sitcom!! I haven't seen it yet and the programmers are already scared and say the end is near!!! to
I was in the server after him. He put up the cleaning, you put it on!! Everything left after Dimich was loaded in the boxes and at the entrance stands!! New keys and mouse and a lot of hernia!!! Supply for flashes and discs and every hernia!!!!! to
What fucking shit did you get there? OOO
HH: I don’t know!! programmers say that he even cleaned the old keys and put them in the closet type suddenly who needs to!!! The fucking short!! There are some wipes and technical alcohol to clean up!!! to
WOW: Have you seen him?
Not yet, but it will come soon. The programmers are already nervously negotiating something and they say the network will definitely fall constantly!!! and the bushes quiet like tanks and happy type finally found a normal sysadmin!!!! I am scared!
Write off when he comes. I am scared of you too.
......
The fucking Leah. came such a body with a toolbox and loaded into the server. He has been there for half a day. The bugs are happy, the programmers in shock, everything works like a clock.
WOW : and?
WOW: What is there?
HH: I do not know. It is grandma. I saw Sissy.

ProF: A laptop is when the lights are turned off, and your neighbors with a flash drive come to watch a movie))

In the store yesterday in front of me a girl(s) 4-5 years old with my mother(s) stood in line in front of the box office:
Q: Hey, buy this Zephyr! Well buy it!! to
I’m tired of you... if we buy a zephyr now, I won’t buy you a dog anymore.
D: (3 seconds of thought) Let’s get a zipper...

by NightIxIFire:
It was the apogee of everything. In principle, I can’t be surprised by the Uzer+Comp connection.

by NightIxIFire:
I got a call from a local provider!!! They complained that they didn’t have the internet and asked to set up!!! to

Vladusik_spb: Do you sit down before you leave? You left when.
Narrator: I didn’t go to work. I decided to call for rain! All morning we danced the rain!
Vladusik_spb: Where did you go?
Do you know many ways to call for rain? I am the only one who works 100%.
Vladusik_spb: What did you wash the car???? to
Narrative of Bingo!! to

AleZ: While in the village, I learned all the mistakes of ICQ connection

XXX is
I was on a tour with some Chinese. I’m wearing a red shirt and a guide too. I don’t think it’s that, I’m turning around—the Chinese sail behind me in the caravan, and the tour guide runs behind me and begs to come back...

What language did you learn at school?
Linguaman by Pascal :(