The year 94 was - still lived in Russia. I sit at home – I clean the gasoline, Walter PP, I don’t touch anyone. A bell at the door. Well, I’m going to open, and I picked up the gun machinefully with me (without intention, really).
And on the threshold such a smiling young man - looks me straight in the eyes and so with enthusiasm: Hello! My name is Nikita! I am a Christian! Do you care about God?(During this speaking, his gaze descends below, below... - stumbles on a gun... Pause)
I see you are not interested, thank you, goodbye.
p.s And why is he so — I may have just wondered...

FFF guys!
FFF: Who is in Touch?

Zzz: I tell him about energy levels in quantum theory, and he...
zzz: well goo

We have managed to buy a batch of cystics, the serialists of which are not included in the cystic itself).

And yes, go to Yuh with your weddings, your ovulations, and your socks.

Lardo: I picked out candy from the child yesterday. I think from now on I am an official certified supporter of the forces of evil. Therefore, I ask that you give me the number of young virgins and livers!

(Everyone is on vacation, the server is still)
- Fuck, without loading, the server N works straight very sharply.
What was removed from him?
and people.

Eat your mother, men, if the babies are such brain fucking disgusting unbarred creatures from the planet Venus, and you are not such, go and collect a petition in support of same-sex marriages, live with each other. The brains are whole, the baby water as much as you want - the man of the man will understand, the money in the family from both sides is steadily flowing without decrees... although someone, besides yourself, will do well, and yourself well.

I am no longer a red woman. I am brunette again.

And my scalp is brunette. The brunette ears. The bathroom brunette. all brunettes

I can paint, yes.

Council number two. Try to find out the person you plan to marry before the wedding.
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Getting married before the wedding is not very decent.)

5 rubles instead.
Once upon a time, my friends and I also agreed, only on ruble for word.
A few days later, a new insult was born in the company, for which you do not have to pay:
Raise your mother!

Would you like to come home and find a little sweetness in your pocket, but don’t understand how it got there?
– – – – –
I won’t be her. I will remove it and forget it in half an hour.

as you wanted.
Look at Zen.
Dead neighbors
The sweet orange

xxx: Applications for equipment are satisfied by receipt and by residual principle.
YYY: What is it?
XXX is something. A late pig sick near his ass, that’s what.

Liquid
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Since the evening, my husband has been tormenting for a long time whether to put me for lunch at work a strawberries or pasta with sausages. The first morning SMS when you come to the office "Open the dishes carefully - you will pour the soup!"
How to cure it?
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If you have never been able to clearly answer her what you should put on, she has concluded that you do not want either one or the other, but you are just ashamed to say. I put something third.

Tagged with #17832

You either have weak muscles, like a baby, or a disease, since you can’t move your legs normally and so sit. Or just a fool.

Listened to salesmen of audio equipment in 1999.

Seller 1: Here I started to get acquainted with rock music with The Beatles, Rolling Stones.

Seller 2: And I’m right with Metallica and Manowar.

You didn’t have a childhood!!! to

17832, legs spread almost one hundred and ninety degrees, is that, a relaxed posture? The gymnastics, ept. Well, okay, but how would you explain the man’s desire to stand in the passage and hide it all, instead of melting on one of the free spots?

About Prothesis
It is ===
There was a patient in the clinic. From the category of everybody unhappy scandalists. She gave her colleague a prothesis.
Lots of words missed.
It turns out: the prothesis is not dead! For a moment, it is full!
It is ===
And only then came to me that it was a protease of the jaw, not the legs.

Do you really think that at home, men are great with you and you do not create any problems? All the inconvenience is for you.
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Only the statistics. Men in marriage live longer than out of marriage. Women are less. To whom does marriage benefit?

They discussed lump in female novels and hanged on the phrase: "A sexual smile pulled his cheeks to his ears."
I just now realized that Joker was an apophysis of sexuality.
Well, he would do like God...
Zzzz: two at once

A symmetrical attitude? Well, if the husband does not mind washing all that the wife will just bring to the tank or cook what she will only put on the plate, then such a symmetrical husband is a treasure and it is necessary to carry it on your hands!))))
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I am here, carry me in your arms.